Chapter One

 

Mei Ling

 

Sunday Morning, 8:45 am. 1st of January.

Indigo Plateau  

 

My name is Mei Ling.

I'm a con-artist, thief and the daughter of Lord Majellan of the Sazya Estate.

I am also a pokemon trainer.

Quite a repertoire, huh?

To be quite honest, pokemon is not exactly my forte. Give me gloves and a lock-pick any day.

It had begun as a decoy when I as 13, a harmless hobby to distract my parents, the law, everyone, from discovering where I really went after ballet. However, after my first chance battle, that simple decoy had grown into something much more serious. It had delivered an incredible adrenaline rush equal to that of pick-pocketing and it had soon become a full throttled addiction. It was no longer a means of deception; it had become the truth. My hunger grew more demanding and only the thrill of winning would leave it satisfied.

The fact I kept losing was probably the reason why had continued with it. Unlike fortunate others, I had been gifted with absolutely no talent or beginners luck. My winnings were few and far between and it was only my zealot-like obsession and good old fashioned cheating that I began showing any signs of improvement at all.

Four years later I found myself the current Indigo League Champion alongside Tempest Gale. How I got there, remained a complete and utter mystery – to the public. I wasn’t joking when I said I sucked. Believe me, I really really sucked. It was only by a bizarre series of coincidences that had enabled me to work my way to the finals. The majority of contestants, who would have quite plainly; kicked my arse, had all mysteriously fallen ill.

Their ailment? A mysterious bout of indigestion, most likely caused by the consummation of mysteriously tampered lobsters at the banquet the night before.

Not that I had anything to do with it.

Hey, I never once said I’d given up my wickedly ways.

I stopped beneath the shade of a conifer, sweat trickled from my temples and I regretted wearing my jeans on such a hot day. Waving my hand before my face, I attempted a makeshift breeze. The climate of the Indigo Plateau in summer was virtually unbearable, and I cursed myself once again for my arrogance. When I’d received the invitation to Ebonisa Hall three weeks ago, I’d been ecstatic, thinking, of course I had to go. It was expected, it would be simply outrageous if I didn’t, being the Indigo Champion and all! The meeting involved all the past and present champions of the leagues, and it was at the Plateau’s Ebonisa Hall that the challenge of becoming members of a new Elite Four would be issued.

It certainly shouldn’t have concerned me; it took a tummy bug for me to win last time. This next occasion I might actually get caught! A general rule of thumb amongst thieves; never burgle the same house twice.

But no, my pride had gotten the best of me and with delusions of greatness; I’d booked the first flight from Johto.

“Idiot.” I muttered.

Tick. Tick. Tick.

I checked my watch.

8:15 AM. 

Damn, I didn’t want to be late. But then again, I didn’t want to step out into the sunshine and endure its insufferable heat. Beads of perspiration dropped from my chin and splattered upon the paved ground. Sighing, I wrenched myself away from the shade of the conifer and dragged myself up the pathway and towards the looming black marbled Hall ahead, imposing against the crisp cyan sky. Tempest Gale would probably be there. I winced at the thought. Admittedly that girl was by far one of the most talented trainers ever to enter the league. Her personality however, left little to be desired. Her temper was in a continuos state of imminent explosion, and her mouth could spit out curse words to make even a sailor cringe. Furthermore and most importantly, she hated my guts for drawing with her.

Big time.

Beneath the beating heat of the sun, I groaned, “They’d better have air conditioning.”

Man, why was I here again? It was a complete unnecessary waste of time. I could be challenging a battle I’d most likely be able to win, say with a ten year old. I could be relaxing on a strip of deserted beach in the Orange Islands. I could be off dedicating my time to something productive, like robbing a bank!

With a sigh of self pity, I consoled myself with the fact that with the amount of people certain to attend, I’d at least have some pick-pocketing fun.  

I made my way to the finely cut marble steps of the building, momentarily stopping to stare in awe. It was a huge structure of thick black marble walls cleanly rising into the sky at almost thirty metres high, and just as much wide, its elegant gable style roof made it a further ten metres taller.

Now wouldn’t that be an interesting investment?

Eager to see the inside furnishings, I bounded excitedly up the steps, my uncomfortableness in the heat vanishing. I pushed open the heavy double oak doors and was greeted with the clamour of hundreds of people whose voices reverberated loudly around the bare room. Rows upon rows of plastic sable chairs, numbers clearly printed on each back, took up most of the room in the hall, leavings trainers to mill around its edges.

My disappointment at the Spartan quality of the inside was quickly shoved aside as my eyes bulged at the sight of so many people so closely clustered together. A gleeful grin spread across my face, it was a pickpocket's paradise! They'd never notice if a personal item, or a few....O.K, more than a few, dollar bills went missing!

At the front of the room was a raised dais where I could see the eight professors of the world conversing together. Oak, Ivy, Elm, Briar, Willow, Lilly, Birch, and Mangrove were all there, each dressed in identical white lab coats.

I elbowed my way through the crowd.

Wow! Nice watch, I'll just grab that....

Ooh! A twenty dollar note!

She won't neat this cheap ring anymore....

Oh my! Now what have you got in your pockets!?

WHOOMPH!

Aagh!” Something caught my feet. I stumbled, losing grip of a boy’s red cell-phone as I crashed into a group of Kimono Girls.

"Sorry!" I yelped, as I tried to catch my balance, failed miserably, and collided into a giant of a boy with pale green hair smoothed carefully on either side of his face with gel and a gorgeous golden chain wrapped around his neck. He glanced down at me loftily, his face painted with foundation, his features uncannily straight.

"Watch it!" He snapped, his voice haughty, the words perfectly pronounced........!!!

Oh God. NO!

This boy...... richly dressed, pampered all his life, and was more of a girl than other normal girls who were actually girls.

Shit! It was Abel! The poofy son of Lord Hegros, my Dad’s business partner!

"Oh man." I groaned inwardly.

"Mei Ling!" He exclaimed in realization, pale blue eyes widening.

I frowned, the only thing that had changed about Abel was the fact that he had dyed his hair....

"What on earth are you doing here?"

....and had grown several inches taller than when I had last seen him....

"Fancy that!"

....he was actually quite big now, not the little short arse that I remembered....

"Humph! I suppose you are going to try your luck at becoming an Elite Four?"

....nope, definitely not a little short arse....

"I seriously don't know why you bother, you're basically wasting your time now that I'm here, and you did travel quite a long way to get here, only to be turned back by your superiors, poor thing."

....but still the arrogant pig.

"Well, answer me girl! What are you doing here?"

"Nothing," I mumbled, furtively glancing about for an escape.

He snickered, "You know your parents disapprove of you on this absurd 'Pokemon Journey.' A helpless girl like yourself should not wonder the roads alone. There are Pokemon thieves around, and Team Rocket did make a nasty mess of the Silph Co. building in Saffron. You should be with my sister in The School for Ladies. It's very good I hear. Fix you up right as rain, so to say." He simpered, "You know I could go with you on your Journey. Misery loves company."

My eyebrows shot up. I thought of a few offensive comments, thought about expressing them, but realized how furious my father would be if I started a fight with his partner’s son. Groaning inwardly, I forced a smile and replied, "Uh... no. But..... Oh look! There's my seat! Better go! Bye!"

"There's a good girl, I'll see you later!"

Pretentious moron.

He turned, and walked away.

Without a gorgeous golden chain.

 

Tempest

 

"Damn people," I muttered under my breath. They just kept swarming in. Didn't they know they didn't have a chance of becoming an Elite Four Trainer now that I was on the scene? I swore as my slight frame was squashed against the black marble wall. Mumbling obscenities, I shoved through the masses of humanity and headed towards my designated seat.

"Hey you - off my chair!" I barked, even though I felt like saying my planet instead. The blonde air-head lounging on my planet, uh, correction, chair, glanced up at me.

"Chill out, baby," he drawled, I saw myself reflected in his silver tinted sunglasses, a petite girl, with an unblemished complexion, framed by a cascade of silky midnight blue hair and royal blue eyes the colour of priceless sapphires stared back at me…

All right, I'll level with ya. What I just said - was a load of bullshit. I'm a short, scrawny, kid with lots of split ends in that 'silky' hair, and you don't wanna corner me in a dark alley. I'd clawed to the top from the bottom of the barrel, and when I mean bottom of the barrel - I mean it, ruthlessly eliminating anyone who got in my way. I had striven for success since my 10th birthday searching everywhere for the greatest Pokemon that ever lived, the legendary birds of the Wings of Council. However, despite these features, I'm the world's best diplomat.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CHAIR!" I yelled. "If you didn't know, these seats are ordered by rank and this seat is near the front and unless you're as dumb as you look, I am Tempest! Master of the Wings of Council!"

"Tempest eh? Nice name," he smirked, “For a dog.”

As I reached for my masterball containing Moltres, ready to fry the arsehole into a crisp chip, the voice of Professor Oak echoed around the hall, slightly distorted as it resonated through the amps in each of the corners of the hall.

"Is this thing on? Oh! Ahem, can the Champions of the Leagues please come to order."

Immediately the deafening voices died down to a low murmur and there was the scrape and rattle of chairs as each and every member of the room struggled to find their seat. I glared at the impudent blonde boy in mine.

"Get off before I…" I let the threat hang.

"Before you what?" he challenged, his eyes boring directly into mine, “Screech me to death?”

“What?” I screeched incredulously, raising my fist ready to pound him into a bloody pulp. “I do not screech!”  

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

I wheeled around ready to hammer the new trainer vying for my chair, but I caught it just in time.

"Ugh, Mei Ling." I glared at the tall willowy girl who looked better on a catwalk than a Pokemon Journey. She had a slim, shapely frame with olive skin, tanned by all the years on the road – or a solarium. A mass of straight jade hair tumbled to her waist. But that was as far as the girly act went. Her green eyes were sharp, often furtive and I couldn’t help but think she was always looking out for a getaway car. Her quick grin spoke volumes of mischievous and unethical deeds just waiting to happen, and in her presence, I frequently found myself putting a protecting hand to my wallet.

We were both in casual dress. I wasn’t a big believer in fashion, in fact I thought the whole concept was the epitome of all things ridiculous. A scraggly well worn in violet sleeveless T-shirt woven sometime in the dark ages, and a pair of short which on me looked like they’d been swiped off a fat mans clothes line. As always, my dark blue hair was tied in a ponyta tail and I had slipped it through the hole in the back of my official red and black Metone League cap.

However, such carelessness concerning clothes was not a part of Mei Ling’s nature. She unashamedly took full advantage of her Daddy’s income. Today, she had shown up in designer blue denim jeans and a pale green malachite tee emblazoned with the Johto emblem. A black backpack slung over her shoulders. Of course everything was creased in the right place, sat in the right place, with her hair in the right place. Bloody perfect.

"Hey Tempest!" she grinned, attempting a friendly punch to the shoulder which I froze with a glare, "How long's it been?"

"Not long enough." I eyed her suspiciously, my hand drifting towards my pockets. I had first met her during the competition for the Indigo League Cup and after two weeks, had concluded she was the shiftiest, most dubious little con ever to grace the league. She was a klutz when it came to battling and how she had made it to the finals was beyond me. Initially I hadn’t minded, in fact, I had greeted the prospect of an easy win - until some horrible chance of fate had kicked me in the face. The match had been hurtling along bloody fantastic, Mei Ling was down to her final pokemon, and I still had two of mine left. However, to my utter horror, when I’d decided that the crowd had received their moneys worth and that it was time for me to end the game and claim my prize, my other remaining bird zapped into the ring as well. I was disqualified from using them and had resorted to throwing in a pokemon that had already fought. Though not a heart stopping battle by any standards, my zapdos, already on the verge of collapse from his previous efforts, had only managed to strike a draw.

I had resented Mei Ling ever since. How dare her, bungling idiot that she was! She didn’t deserve the cup – I did! Seven bloody years of sweat, blood, and thirty pairs of worn sneakers, showed just how much I deserved that cup! 

After my attempts to scratch out her name on the trophy had ended in restraints and a week in therapy, I had finally settled on a grudging awe. The answer as to who was the better trainer was obvious (me, you dolt!) and didn’t need questioning, but by crikey, was that girl lucky!

Mei Ling, flashed another bright smile, "Now I know you don't mean that."

"Ahem."

"As if."

"Ahem."

"You can at least say hello."

"EXCUSE ME."

"What?" I whirled around in annoyance. Professor Oak looked down on me from the raised dais with disapproval. I reddened. Mei Ling and I looked stared around the room and realized we were the only ones left standing. The others had fallen silent, snickering at us.

"But he's in my seat!" I protested, jabbing a finger at the blonde who only smirked insolently.

"ExCUSE me?!" Mei Ling interjected.

"Beep!" Blondey said, pressing an imaginary buzzer. "Both answers are incorrect. Would you like to go for a, Double Jeopardy?"

"Then who's bloody seat is it!" I cried, throwing my hands up in exasperation.

"Duh! Mine of course!" Mei Ling answered, holding up her card with a roll of her eyes. Blondey and I rechecked ours. The boy threw a careless glance at Oak.

"Sorry Milady's," he mocked an aristocratic tone. "Mineth cardith was upsidedownith."

He got up and sauntered towards the back row.

"Then where the bloody hell is mine?" I fumed.

Professor Oak looked pointedly at the empty seat next to Mei Ling.

“Oh.” I flushed and quickly sat down.

He cleared his throat uncomfortably. "Now that we've got that over and done with, let's begin the meeting."

Silence descended upon the room.

I glared down at my hands, strewth, if I weren't like a bloody marsupial mouse amongst a pack of bloody emus I'd beat the bloody living daylights out of every -

Hey!? Wasn't I wearing a bloody watch a few minutes ago?

"Welcome all Champions of the South; Johto, Kanto, Metone and Orange Island Leagues, and those of the North; Ariellan, Mercury, Geo, and Iris." Professor Oak began. "You all know why we're here today; to throw out the challenge of becoming an Elite Four member. Will, Koga, Bruno and Karen are ready to step down from their titles to pass them onto those who prove themselves worthy. How do you prove yourself worthy you ask? It is simple. For centuries the 8 Leagues of the world have each been considered their own Leagues. After weeks of council among the Gym Leaders and their reigning Professors of the Leagues we have decided to combine them.”

“To make one League.”

“The Geneva League.”

In order to become a member of the Elite Four you must earn all the Badges of the Geneva League, 64 Badges in all. It is a great task to undertake and I know that only those of the Elite Skill will complete it. Once all Badges have been collected you will return here to the Indigo Plateau, where you will compete against others who have made it as far as yourself, down to the last four, you will then go on to battle a member of the Elite. If you defeat an Elite Trainer in a Pokemon battle you will take their title. Are their any questions?" Professor Oak pointed to a girl in the back row.

"I've already earned 16 Badges. Do I have to battle for them again?"

"No," he answered. "If you have the Badge in your possession now, you do not have to battle for them again. But you must have the rest of the Badges to compete in the Geneva Championship. Any others?"

He gazed around the room, his grey eyes squinting to see if there were any hands raised down the back. "No? Alright then, I'll explain the rules. You must earn these Badges, you may not purchase them or steal them. If any are stolen they will immediately be reported to us. You must travel around the regions in groups of at least three. This is for your own safety."

Low growls and murmurs started around the room.

I shot out of my seat, there was NO WAY I was going to travel with some audacious dipstick, "You can't make us! You must be barmy as a bandicoot! Don't you know who I am? I am Tempest! I travel alone, earn my Badges alone and I'll do this - alone! I'm the lone wolf!"

"Don't you mean lone dog?" Someone called from the back, laughter erupted around the hall.

“Yeah, woof woof!”

I whipped around and tossed my masterball containing Zapdos into the air. He burst from the ball and careened over their heads, shocking innocent victims.

Heh, heh, heh.

"That's ENOUGH! Return your bloody Zapdos this bloody instant! The reason for the introduction of this new rule is that recently there have been numerous brigand attacks on solitiary trainers. If you don't agree to our bloody rules I'll give you such a big boot up the arse you'll be passing blood for the next five weeks!" shouted one of the other professors on the platform. Growling, I recalled Zapdos, turned and took my seat again. Professor Briar of the Metone League glared furiously at me, his black bloodshot eyes twitching in vehemence. His left one looked like it was about to burst out of its socket. I scowled and mumbled a barely audible 'sorry'.

"Again Tempest? You're bloody askin' for it aren't you?" Through gritted teeth he grabbed the mike from Oak and shouted into it. We all clutched our ears as the static screeched through the amps. "You will obey all the rules. Any broken, and I'll be buggered if I don't see to it myself that you're Pokemon License is revoked!" As he handed it back to the startled Professor Oak, an apprehensive silence descended upon the room once more.

"Ahem," Oak started again. "Yes, well, the 3rd and final rule is that you must complete this Quest within two years. On January 1st, two years from now we will hold the first Geneva League Championship Tournament. If you are one of the remaining four who manage to triumph over an Elite, their title shall be bestowed upon you."

"What if you lose?" someone cried.

"The Elite Four member will remain. If all that is made clear, those of courage, determination and compassion take up this challenge. If you deem yourself worthy, receive maps for the Geneva League from the leading Professor from whose region you originally come from. May each of you reach for your goals, for you are all worthy of the path you have chosen. Stand strong against the challenges and hardships you will face and you will never lose your way. Good Luck and goodbye, may I see every one of you here in two years time." With that, he stepped down from the mike and returned to his seat, removing a bundle of papers from the inside of his coat.

 

Mei Ling

 

"Pretty speech," I murmured. Beside me, Tempest wore a bored expression.

She snorted, "Biggest load of crap I ever heard. These people worthy? Hah! The only person I see up on the Indigo League platform getting the title, is me."

She slid out of her chair and left to see Professor Briar of Metone to receive her map.

I shook my head, watching her go. She hadn't changed one little bit. I hadn't expected her to though. She was a rock. An unmoving, unchangeable rock. Good for nothing except breaking windows.

Glancing at Ebonisa’s Exit, I mused about whether or not to get out while I could.

Face it Mei, I told myself. This little rumble isn’t for you.

But the title of an Elite Four was very, very luring.

“Ah crap,” My resistance crumbled. I got up and headed towards Professor Elm of Johto, my home region. Trainers hurried frantically this way and that. Chairs were being pushed over as they hurried to be the first to get their maps. I grunted in disdain, get a grip people, there are more than enough to go around.

WHOOSH!

What the-?

I dodged a flying chair, it sailed over my head and crashed into a row of empty seats behind me. I whirled around, "Hey, watch it you little punk!"

The room was becoming a war zone.

I shoved my way through the crowd - acquiring a few handy trinkets on the way of course.

"Hey!"

"Sorry." Nice ring, mine now.

"Don't push in!"

"Yeah, I'll make a note of that," I'll just confiscate this, thank you very much.

"You stepped on my foot!"

"Get over it." Wooh! A candy bar!

"OOOW!"

"Don't chuck a hissy fit." Obnoxious moron....

Finally, a few glares, possessions and obscenities later, I made my way to the front. Professor Elm was having a tough time, awkwardly throwing out maps to the many outstretched hands.

"Please! Everyone, get into a line!" He pleaded.

Of course, no one listened.

"Hey Professor Elm!" I cried brightly, "What's up?"

"Hey! Get that chick out of the road!" Some girl yelled.

I glared at her, "Mind your manners bi-atch."

"Make me, you little scrag!"

Scrag? SCRAG? In this designer outfit?!  Just as I was about to wheel around and ram my fist into the offending trainer's face, the scraggly brown haired Professor looked up at me.

"Why hello again Mei Ling! Map?"

Diverted from my fashion deprived prey, I turned my attention back to Elm, "Yes please, Professor."

He smiled tiredly, adjusted his glasses, and glanced pointedly at the pile of folded papers beside him, "Just take one."

“Thanks!”

"Hey! That's not a bad idea!" A trainer cried.

Immediately trainers surged forward, rushing to grab a map from the pile.

"Nooooooooooooo!" Elm wailed helplessly, watching in agonized fury as people began to shove and push each other, fighting over the maps.

He looked hopelessly at me, moaning, "It's like this every four years..."

Then, shoulders sagging dejectedly, he sauntered off.

I felt a twinge of pity. Only a twinge mind you, I was more concerned with getting the hell out of that doomed place before someone noticed their missing belongings and cried thief. That always led to trouble.

"Hey there!"

What now? A few steps from the oak doors, I turned. It was the blonde boy from the seat incident earlier on.

"Hi there!" The blonde stuck out his hand, “Seth.”

I shook it, appraising him with one raised eyebrow, "Mei Ling."

Though tall, he was not a bad looker. He coolly smoothed back his blonde hair, sunglasses reflecting the light shining from the windows. Beneath his black woollen jumper, he wore a plain white t-shirt. Baggy denim jeans almost concealed his sneakers, the edges frayed and dirty from where they had scuffed across the ground as he had walked. His pokebelt studded with pokeballs did nothing to hold up his pants.

"I'm a dog trainer from Kanto.” He began with a confident grin, “Yeah, been at this game for about eight years. Since I was ten, y’know?” His fingers tapped his pokeballs as if they added proof.

“Well, I train dragon types.” I replied, eyeing a silver ring he wore on one of his fingers.

“And like with the whole travel buddies thing, I was wondering if - "

CRASH!!!

He was interrupted as the ceiling collapsed.

People were showered with plaster dust. Entire chunks of the roof smashed to the ground exploding into smaller fragments, crushing chairs and everything with the misfortune of being in the centre of the room.

"What the hell?!"

The black marble walls shook and for a minute I thought the whole building would collapse on top of us. Pandemonium erupted, more chaotic, more chaotic than before. Confused shouts filled the room, adding to the calamity of pounding footsteps as trainers ran to avoid the debris. From various places across the hall, the professors struggled to keep their footing.

“Get out of the way!”

"Whaa!" I was barrelled over by a mass of trainers bolting for the door. The marble floor trembled, and my chest was racked by coughs as I breathed in dust. The screams around me rose higher as the quaking worsened. I could hardly hear myself think.

"Man, this has gotta be a fucking joke!" Seth swore, grabbing me to my feet and hauling me away from the exit which had so quickly become a danger zone.

Heaving for breath, leaning against the wall for support, I stretched to get a better view of what the hell was happening. Through the running bodies and the dust that had begun to settle like a fog, I realized that the shaking, the noise, the overhead collapsing, were all caused by something that was tearing its way through the roof.

A tall girl with short brown hair barged into me, knocking me to the ground.

"Get out of my way!" She screamed.

As I hit the floor I instantly knew I was in trouble. The shaking ground prevented me from pushing myself to my feet. Trainers trampled over me, and despite my shouts, they were too worried about their own asses to listen. I cried out as my hands were squashed beneath the shoes of someone with very big feet. Pain exploded up my thigh as I was unknowingly kicked by a trainer in white shorts. A chunk of ceiling plummeted to the ground, sending shards ricocheting into the bodies of any unfortunates nearby. I shielded myself with my hands, a clump skimmed across my arm, leaving a painful, bleeding graze in its wake.

That was the last straw. I grabbed a masterball from my pokebelt.

"Shahman, go!"

The silver ball burst in midair. Florescent red light flooded out forming into a huge glistening Lunar dragon. His silver scales gleamed. The ball returned to my hand, minimized, and was clipped back on.

He was like a dragon of old. A long snakelike body covered in silver scales, he had three pairs of short clawed legs, and a long curling tail. He didn't have a neck as such, but the top half of his body ended with his diamond peaked head. His face was squarish, and from his snout, protruding from either side, was a pair of tumbling white whiskers, giving him the appearance of having a moustache. Another one curled from his chin. Long snowy waif-like fins, scaled down the middle of his back, ending at his tail in a brilliant white flame. Deep set blue eyes shone like sapphires. He had evolved from the lunar bird, seraph with the aid of a moonstone. By that time, I had long given up in evolving pokemon the old fashioned way.

Shahman looked about with a bored expression, watching the panic and turmoil below. How he flew was a constant bafflement on my part. He didn’t have wings and as far as I knew, he wasn’t telekinetic.

I gasped in agony as a foot planted itself on my stomach, intense pain flared through my body, and I rolled on the ground, clutching my belly while my eyes tears welled in my eyes.

I wheezed, "Shahman..."

"Oh look, chaos, destruction. Armageddon's started then yeah?" As per usual, his voice was monotonous, uninterested. "Oh well, better get on with it then." His translator lay hidden beneath his jewelled tiara.

Streaming through the air towards me, he lowered far enough to the floor so I could haul myself on. I winced, the pain was easing off somewhat, but it still hurt like hell.

CRASH!

The ceiling exploded!

I clutched my ears in an attempt to keep out such deafening noise.

Everyone seemed to freeze, their heads snapping towards the roof.

The quaking had ceased. The last bits of debris fell to the floor, crushing the chairs beneath. I rose up on Shahman's back, staring in disbelief at what descended through the ruined ceiling.

A black sharp nosed aircraft landed in the centre of the hall, its engine creating a thick dust cloud, preventing us from seeing the vehicle clearly.

"Shit!" Seth swore from below. He shoved his way through the crowd of delirious trainers to gape at the new spectacle.

The dust cleared, inscribed on the craft's sides was a large bright lettered pink 'R'.

Fuck. I knew I shouldn’t have come! Damnit, on the day that I’d forgotten my lucky kanghaskan tooth as well!

Before I could even utter an order to my Shahman to get me the hell outta there, Professor Briar seemed to materialize out of no where. Fists raised, eyes twitching, a vein in his forehead looking like it would burst, he shouted; "Team Rocket! Bloody oath! How dare you buggers interrupt an Indigo League meeting! Just about demolish the building whilst injuring god knows how many people in the process! Pick ya arses up, and GET THE HELL OUT!!"

His face was redder than a tomato.

The glass hatch covering the cockpit slid open.

"Quite an entrance don't you think?" Asked a smug female voice.

"Oh yes, quite." Agreed a male's.

Dressed in the infamous black and pink uniform, a pair of Rockets were seated at the controls. A woman, long pale pink hair framing her face, sultry pink eyes and skin white as marble, laughed haughtily as she leapt from her seat and climbed gracefully onto the roof of the hover-craft.

"Introducing," She purred, "Lilia." She bowed extravagantly.

"And Luke." The man who remained in his seat, winked and saluted mockingly. His black hair, cut just above his ears and parted down the middle. A black mole loomed on the side of his nose, casting a giant shadow across his face, a dark canyon of pores.

Cries of panic became shouts of obscenities. Most trainers detested Rockets as they were nothing more than bungling thieves, an annoying hindrance at best. Me? Well, let’s just say I avoided trouble where I could. Seized criminals tend to always point the finger.

I glanced down and saw there were those who shared my sentiments. A few people were still edging towards the door. It was at that moment that I had my bright spark of ingenuity. I whispered to Shahman, "When I say go, blast em away with moonbeam. OK?"

Beating these types wasn’t all that hard. Even I could do it! Furthermore, after helping to put them away behind bars I’d get praised as a hero.

I liked the sound of that!

Lilia's head snapped up, her pink eyes glaring at me. "You can forget about whatever you’re planning little Missy. You see, if you try anything," She gazed coldly around at the mass of trainers remaining in the room, "My comrade here, will blow you all to the moon with our little craft’s Super-weapon."

Luke grinned.

She looked back up at me, "Got it?"

Shit, O.K, so they weren't your average nitwit T.R Thieves.

The male Rocket spoke up, "You know the drill. Hand over your pokemon."