THE POKEWEDDING!

BY aeris1172

AGE KEY: Ash: 15 Misty: 15 1/2 Brock: 19

Violet: 26 Lilley: 20 Daisy: 23 Serge: 29 Riddel: 15

AS THE DAY BREAKS OUR HEROS START TO TRAVEL AGAIN… OR NOT…

Misty: “Ash Katchum! Wake up! HEEEEEYYY! PIKACHU IS HURT!!!”

Brock: “Nice Tactic.”

Pikachu: “Pika? Chuu, pi Chuu!” Misty bends over to see if Ash if faking it. Ash bolts up out of his sleeping bag. THWACK! Ash hits Misty in the forehead with his forehead.

Misty: “OUCH! Boy Ash, You could have OPENED YOUR EYES AND LOOKED FIRST!” Misty falls onto her butt and starts to rub her head.

Ash: “Well, if I had done that I would have screamed!” Ash smiles evilly and snickers. Misty’s eye flinches. POK POK

Misty: “Argh, one more comment like that and you’ll be screaming for mercy!” Misty lunges at Ash, but Brock holds her back.

Brock: “You two need to act more mature. LIKE ME.” Ash and Misty look back and forth at each other and crack up. Brock makes a, umm what’s the word, weird comment.

Brock: “That was a fast make up.” Misty grits her teeth.

Ash: “Huhhh?”

CHAPTER 2: The Call

BACK ON THE ROAD FOR TODAY, MISTY AND ASH STILL SQUABBLING AND BROCK STILL YELLING AT THEM, THEY DON’T NOTICE WHERE THEY ARE GOING!

Misty: “Wait where are we going again?”

Ash and Brock: “Uhhhhhhhh…” Misty gets ready to lunge at them again, until, BRRING BRRING! Misty’s cell phone rings. FLP.

Misty: “Uh, Hello?” (Babbling on the other line)

Ash: “Hey, who is it?” Misty tilts her head and shrugs.

Misty: “VIOLET? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?” Wide anime eyes. (Babbling on the other line.) Ash and Brock are blinking in amazement.

Misty: ”WHAAT? A…” Misty stopped, and Brock and Ash looked at her. Misty walked off in another direction and sat behind a bush. (Babbling on both lines) 5 minutes l8r, Misty came out head down, blushing.

Ash: “AHHA! Your sister has humiliated you again hasn’t she?” Ash smiles but Misty shakes her head.

Misty: “Violet. She’s… getting…”

Brock: “ Stalked? Stared at? Spit at?!” Misty shakes her head.

Ash: “Then WHAT is it?”

Misty: “We have to head to cerulean city!” Misty yelled her face turning bright red.

Brock: “Why? What is it?”

Misty: “Violet is getting married and I am a brides maid.” Misty looks at them. They are on the verge of giggles. POK POK

Misty: “I am NOT lying! We HAVE to get to Cerulean City, and FAST!” FLINCH FLINCH… Ash cracks up and so does Brock.

Brock and Ash: “Ha ha ha ha ha!”

Ash: “No one would choose YOU as a brides maid! They’d choose a pig over YOU!” Misty is walking down the road towards Cerulean City ignoring them.

Misty: “TOO BAD, YOU WERE INVITED TOO. OH WELL YOU’LL MISS ALL THE FUN!” Misty is walking with her head up and covering her mouth with her hand. GIGGLE GIGGLE. Ash and Brock run up to Misty and say: “Are you serious?” Misty nods.

Ash: “Okay then. We’ll come with you.”

CHAPTER 3: THE SHOPPINGS

AS OUR FRIENDS HEAD INTO CERULEAN CITY, THEY WORRY ABOUT MONEY SUPPLY.

Ash: “Uh, what if we don’t have enough for the tuxes and your dress Misty?”

Brock: “Yeah. I mean we are practically broke.”

Misty: “My sister has it all arranged.” Ash begins to say huh but Brock stops him.

OUR FRIENDS ARRIVE IN CERULEAN CITY AND MAKE THEIR WAY TO BRIDAL STORES. UH, I MEAN STORES.

When they came out of the store, Misty was sitting on a bench waiting. She turned around.

Misty: “Any problems at all?”

Ash: “Ye-“ Brock covered Ash’s mouth.

Brock: “Uh, no none at all.” They made their way to the Cerulean City gym. As they entered they noticed almost every thing was covered in cards and banners. One said CONGRATULATIONS VIOLET! Misty looked around until she saw Daisy talking to Lilley.

Misty: “Daisy! Lilley!”

Daisy: “Misty! Your, like, here!”

Ash: “Hey, remember me?” Brock looks at Ash. POK POK POK

Ash: “Uh, and Brock?” Brock smiles. Lilley nods and Daisy smiles. Brock has the ohhh ahhh face. Oh man, he’s blushing again.

CHAPTER 4: VIOLET’S WEDDING

TWO HOURS LATER, THE WEDDING WAS STARTING. VIOLET AND HER HUSBAND TO BE WERE NOWHERE TO BEEN SEEN!

Ash: “I wonder where Violet is.” Ash ties his tie. (HEY THAT RHYMES)

Brock: “I bet she looks great. Ohhh ahhh!” Ash scratches his head. Misty is getting her dress on and doing her hair. She puts her hair up in a bun and sprays some hair spray on it. Lilley pops her head in Misty’s room.

Lilley: “Misty, you have to, like, hurry! The wedding is starting.” Lilley walks off.

Misty to herself: “Boy, it’s been so long since I have been in a dress. I hope I don’t make a fool of myself, especially in front of...

Daisy comes in

Daisy: Misty! Come on! Like, you don’t want to miss the, like, wedding. And, you can like, impress your boyfriend, uh, like what’s his name? Oh yeah, Ash.” Misty turns bright red.

Misty: HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, DAISY!” Daisy rolls her eyes

Daisy: Like, yeah right, Misty.” POK POK Misty gets angry.

Misty: Don’t even start… OR ELSE!” Misty takes out mallet and lunges at Daisy.

Daisy: AHH!” Daisy runs out. Misty puts the mallet away, snickering. Misty walks out and goes down the isle with Daisy and Lilley. They wait on one side while Daisy and Lilley flirt with the Right Hand Men. Violet walks down the isle with her husband. All the other women (not Misty, but Daisy, and Lilley and other women there) sigh with jealousy.

Violets husband had short dark brown hair and sparkling hazel eyes that gleamed. The music stopped playing as Violet and her “man” stepped up to the preacher. The preacher did the whole ceremony, which took like 20 minutes!

Preacher dude: You may now kiss the bride.” Violet and her “man” kissed. Not short but longer and more romantic. Everyone cheered happily and Misty smiled.

Daisy: Hey Misty. I bet you and Ash will do that at YOUR wedding.” Daisy smiled and tilted her head.

Misty: WHAAAT?!” Misty kicked Daisy in the ankle.

Lilley: Oh, how romantic. Maybe you and Ash could have your honeymoon in Hawaii. Ahhh, watching the sunset on a beach. HOW ROMANTIC!” Misty blushed wildly and yelled at Lilley.

Misty: STOP IT! I DO NOT LIKE HIM!” She said and turned Firebrick red.

L/D: RIGHT, SURE.” Ash and Brock came up to Misty.

Ash: You look really nice, Misty.” Misty smiles and blushes a little.

Misty: Thanks.” Violet walked up to them.

Violet: Hi guys. I am not sure if I got to introduce you to my hubby. His name is Serge.” All the girls (except Misty) totally went gaga over him.

CHAPTER 5: WHO CAUGHT WHAT?!

Serge and Violet are cutting the cake while Ash, Misty, and Brock talk about the wedding.

Misty: I wonder when Violets going to toss the bouquet?”

Ash: I dunno. I heard it’s a violent sport. Heh.”

Misty: Oh trust me. It is. I was at my aunt’s wedding once and I had caught the bouquet, but Violet pushed me and took the bouquet. When I fell I broke my ankle.” Ash is like whoa. Brock laughs. Misty looks at him.

Misty: What?” Brock just laughs harder. He stops.

Brock: Oh just thinking about YOUR wedding. I bet you you’ll marry Ash and have a kiss like THAT.” Brock laughs harder. Ash’s eye flinches. Misty turns a dark red.

Ash and Misty: WHAAAT?!” POK, POK. Misty hits Brock on the head with a mallet.

Brock: Owwie… I CAN’T FEEL MY HEAD! AH!”

Ash: You must be totally insane. I DO NOT LIKE HER!” Brock cries and apologizes.

Ash and Brock walk off to get some cake while Misty just stands there and thinks. Yea, he complimented me! Maybe, just maybe he… A girl bumped into Misty.

Girl: Oh sorry Miss!” Misty turns around to see Riddel, her b.f.f!

Misty: RIDDEL? Oh my gosh!”

Riddel: Hm? Oh my god is that YOU Misty?” Misty nods. Riddel and Misty hug each other.

Riddel: How are you?” She smiles. (Maybe I should tell you what Riddel looks like. Shoulder length dark brown hair, baby blue eyes, about the same height as Misty, pretty slender, but not like a stick.) Misty hits herself on the head.

Misty: Let me introduce you to my friends!” Misty pulls Riddel towards Ash and Brock. Ash turns around and goes huh.

Misty: Guys, this is my friend, Riddel! Riddel, That’s Ash (points to Ash) and that’s Brock (points to Brock).”

Ash: Hi. Nice to meet ya! (Sticks out hand and Riddel shakes his hand)

Brock: Hello.” Violet and Serge are stuffing cake into each other’s mouth and Ash, Misty, Brock, and Riddel are eating cake. Ash shoveled the cake into his mouth, getting frosting all over his mouth.

Riddel to Misty: Hah! Does he ALWAYS act this funny, Misty?” Riddel laughs.

Misty: Yeah, but he’s so cu…” Violet interrupted. She was standing on the stage talking into the microphone.

Violet: Ladies, it’s time for the bouquet toss!” Misty and Riddel smiled and ran up to all the other ladies. Misty was talking to Riddel when the bouquet went flying and landed in Misty’s crossed arms. All the other women sighed and Misty just looked puzzled. She finally realized she had caught the bouquet. Misty smiled. Lilley got jealous and lunged at her for the bouquet. But, Misty was walking back to the table.

Serge: YO, boys, it time for the garter belt toss! In 5 minutes, okay? Okay!” Brock went up, unknowingly of what they had to do with the garter belt. Ash was clueless too. Ash just sat there at the table drinking pop. Misty went off to talk to Riddel.

Riddel to Misty: Ash is so cute!”

Misty t r: What? You LIKE him?”

Riddel t M: No, I just think he is so cute! OK, yeah I do. You told me a lot about him in your letters, but I mean, gosh! You should have sent a picture and I could become his pen pal.”

Misty t R: Whatever.” Riddel’s mouth is wide open.

Riddel t M: OH MY GOD! You have a crush on him don’t you?!” Misty blushes insanely.

Misty t R: EW! No way!” Riddel smirks.

Riddel t M: You so like him!”

Misty: SHUT UP! I SO DO NOT LIKE HIM!” Riddel turns around and does an impression of them kissing.

Riddel t M: Tell me the truth, Misty.” She said.

Misty: EWW! STOP IT! ICK! JUST BECAUSE I THINK HES CUTE DOESN’T MEAN I AM GOING TO KISS HIM LIKE HE’S MY HUBBY! EWW!” (Oh yah, by the way, they are in Misty’s room.)

Riddel: HA! You just told the truth. Okay, I will stop.” Riddel turns around. Misty is flushed with anger.

Misty: Excuse me. I have to REDO my hair.” Misty took down her hair and put in back up in a perfect bun.

Riddel: Sorry Misty.”

Misty: Apology accepted… Corndog!” Riddel dropped her jaw.

Riddel: Oh god. You remember my nickname… Flamey!” Misty smiled.

Misty: Come on let’s watch guys kill each other over the garter belt!” They rushed out to see all the guys still standing in the middle of the floor “talking”. All they heard was blah, blah, blah. They sat back down and Riddel ate the rest of her cake. ZHOOM! The garter belt flew through the air and landed on Ash’s head. He jumped up yelling.

Ash: Ahhh! Get it off me! Get it off! Get it off!” He threw the garter belt off his head and onto the table. Riddel started laughing wildly and so did Misty.

Serge: Okay. Well, you know what to do Ash Ketchum!”

Ash: Huh? I do?” Serge and all the other men laughed loudly and annoyingly.

Violet: Oh boy Serge, it looks like he’s never been to a wedding!” Ash shook his head no.

Serge: Hah, hah, hah! You have to put it on the girl’s leg that caught the bouquet! Of course.” Misty’s jaw dropped. Ash’s eye flinches and he freaks out. Ash thinks me? Uh, let me think. NO WAY! This is just wrong. Misty is thinking No way he is going to touch me!

Violet: COME ON GUYS! Are you afraid of touching her leg, Ash? Think you’re going to get cooties or something?”

Misty: Um, I had rather not let him even get near any part of my body! Umm, let Riddel be the one that caught it!” She shoves the bouquet into Riddel’s arms.

Violet: Misty, it doesn’t work that way! Do it or I will tell everyone your nickname!” Misty freaks out and grabs Ash by his wrist pulling him over to the chair. She sits down and puts her hands in between her thighs, holding down her dress.

Ash: Is your nickname THAT embarrassing?”

Misty: Yeah. It is. I don’t want to do this, but hurry UP!”

Ash turns his head away from up her skirt and puts the garter belt on her leg. Everyone cheered like crazy.

Violet: Thanks for falling for that, Misty! Anyways her nickname is…” Riddel interrupts.

Riddel: Excuse me, but, you said do it OR ELSE I will tell everyone your nickname and she did it so…” Violet shrugs.

Violet: Oh well. She’ll get over it. Everyone, her nickname is… FLAMEY!” Everyone laughed totally and completely wild. Even Ash was rolling on the floor laughing. Riddel was just angry and she looked at Misty who was blushing like her deepest darkest secret had just been told at that wedding. Misty freaked out.

Misty: WELL YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY?! VIOLET’S NICKNAME IS CHICKEN POTPIE!” The laughing got louder.

Serge: Nice comeback but mine is better. Hey! At least she’s MY chicken potpie, little miss FLAMEY!” The laughing got even LOUDER. Misty stood up to walk back to the table, but when she stood up she tripped over Ash.

Misty: Waaaa!” Misty stood up and brushed her dress off. She went into her room, took the garter belt off and put it in her dresser drawer. Misty thought, Boy, that Ash had some guts to trip me. Oh, he will pay the price, that little rat. Riddel came in.

R t M: Hi Misty.”

M t R: Hi. OH thanks for standing up for me, Riddel.” Riddel half-smiled and sat down.

R t M: He is such a jerk imitating you like that.” Misty raises an eyebrow as in what?

R t M: Oh, yeah. He is just like, imitating you falling.”

M t R: What? He is such jerk! TO think I like him!” Riddel’s jaw drops and Misty covers her mouth. Misty shakes her head.

M t R: NOT LIKE THAT!!!” Riddel smiles and laughs.

R t M: GOD! YOUR KIDDING ME! Hah! YOU should just tell him!” Misty shakes her head fast.

M t R: I am afraid he doesn’t like me the way I like him.” Misty covered her mouth again.

R t M: NO WAY! SERIOUSLY?!?!” Misty opens her mouth to say no but…

R t M: ASH AND MISTY SITTIN IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIGE THEN COMES A BABY IN A BABY CARRIGE!” Misty hits Riddel with a mallet.

M t R: SHUT UP, RIDDEL TARA JOHNSON!” Misty’s eye is flinching.

R t M: OKAY, OKAY! I AM SORRY!” Riddel starts to laugh.

M t R: Argh! Don’t tell him okay? OKAY O-K-A-Y!”

R t M: Hey, I like him too, y’know?” Misty nodded.

M t R: But, you don’t understand. I have known him for over 5 years! He never says like thanks a lot Misty you’re so sweet, Misty, you know?” Riddel just shrugged and said OK.

M t R: I wish he liked me back!”

R t M: I think he does…” Misty turned her head towards Riddel. She must have missed something…

THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST PART PEOPLES!!!!!! * woooo * the next part will be better folks!!!