It's time for Pokémaniacs!
Brock gets crushes; Misty thwacks.
We gotta catch'em all
Trap 'em in a Pokéball
We're Pokémaniacs.
Come join Ash Brock and Misty
Pikachu and Togepi
Travelling on Lapras to adventures over sea.
Team Rocket want to catch us and never set us free
But they're too dumb, now here we come
Three Master Trainers we!
We're Pokémaniacs!
Got Team Rocket on our backs.
Jessie's plotting evil acts
While Meowth is making cracks
We're Pokémaniacs!
Giovanni leads Team Rocket who have sinister intent
Professor Oak is messing with his next experiment
Brock would marry Joy or Jenny if they ever gave assent
While Ash and Mist just use their fists
To give each other dents.
We're Pokémaniacs!
Dexter always has the facts
We know Dragonite's attacks
We caught Squirtle and Snorlax
We're Pokémani-,
Not too brainy
Mega Drainy,
Pokémaniacs!
Those are the facts.
Warner Brothers has a licence for Pokémon as well as Animaniacs, so I'm in big trouble either way.
After I wrote this, I searched the Web and found this brilliant drawing of Ash, Misty and Brock as the Animaniacs! Check it out!
