Disclaimer:Pokemon does NOT belong to me.AWAY, FOUL LAWYERS,AWAY! The Late Ash Ketchum Somewhere in Kanto near Mount Moon... ''TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!'' Oh no...not again... Ash:Now we need to find somewhere to stay for the night. Misty:Ash! It's 6 in the morning! Ash:It's hard work stopping Team Rocket! Misty:What are you talking about?It was an accident! Ash:Oh...err....yes... Misty:I mean,they were attacked by some wild Pidgeottos! Brock:Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep! Ash:... Misty:.. FOLLOWING MORNING Ash:Why is Misty so mad at me for no reason? Brock:She figures YOU put the Caterpie in her underwear. Ash:What? Loud shouting in background ARGH! Get it off!!! ARGH! Mysterious Voice:Hysterical Laughter Ash:Who was THAT? Brock:I dunno. THAT EVENING Ash:Misty hates me, Brock.What should I do? Brock:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ash:Fine then,I'll sleep on my own. LATER... ARGH! Misty:Who is i... ARGH! Ash was crushed by a tree branch! A mangled corse lies under a tree branch. Misty cries loudly.She and Brock later go their seperate ways. 3 YEARS LATER Ash:What! Guardian Angel:Ash, I have just ressurected you from the dead. Ash:How did you do that? GD:Pokemon tears. Ash:But I thought... Ash notices Pikachu with a large club next to it. Ash:You evil pyscopath! Ash:And prove you really ARE an allpowerful Guardian Angel,tell me this.Who DID put the Caterpie in Misty's pants? GD:Laughs hysterically, thumps fist on ground. Ash:That was SICK. GD:I know, I know.Now, shall I tell you WHY I have ressurected you from the dead? Ash:Tell me NOW! GD:Because I needed to save the excistence of the Earth. Ash:What the... GD:Well, time/space says that you were going to marry Misty. YOU have just defied your own excistence.And the Earth's. Ash:You watch too much sci-fi. GD:Forehead begins to melt. GD:WELL, she know fancies some other boy,Riddick. Ash:Loud GRRR GD:[Anime sweatdrop]So, you have to crash their wedding. Ash:And if I don't? GD:The Universe implodes. Ash:OK,OK.But what do we do first? GD:Whatever you like. Ash:Woohoo! GD to Ho-Oh behind him:Are you sure he's the Chosen One? Later...In Misty's Bedroom Sad music goes on in the background.Suddenly... Ash/GD:ARGH! They smash through the window. GD looks around. GD:Errr... Sorry Violet. Fly off again. Window heals itself. Violet's mind wiped. GD:You fool! Ash:It's not my fault. GD:Yes it ******* is! Ash:So what do YOU wanna do then? GD:Go to Pewter City.I know someone who can help. Ash:Alright...Where's Pikachu? GD:In Pewter City where you left him. Ash:I don't remember leaving him there! GD:Course ya won't, you've been dead 3 years! In Pewter City Not Much Happens...Until... GD:GEDDOF MY WALLET, BROCK STONE! A lot of fighting and swearing ensues. GD:So, come with us and you live. Brock:And if I don't? GD:You die. Brock:Hard choice... GD:Oh,get a life. GD drives Brock and Ash to Pallet Town in his van[yes,he has a van]. To Be Continued...