I do NOT own Pokemon [although I wish I owned Hoothoot]Neither do I own Braveheart or the A-Team. Ash:sniggers GD:Oh, come off it. We're just trying to sneak into Gary's House in the dead of night and steal his Umbreon. Ash:I thought we were going to torch his house! GD:You can when we have the Umbreon. Ash:Why the heck do we need that stupid black fox anyway? GD:We need it's DNA to save time/space. Ash:How? GD:Why the heck should I know? Ash:I thought you had already planned all this... GD:Actually I'm making it up as I go along. Gary:Uhhh... Wozzat? GD:Quick,set fire to his funky hairstyle! Gary:ARGHH!!!!!!!!! GD:Here's the Pokeball, now scram! Ash:runs quickly GD:follows Later Ash/GD:Laughing their heads off. Brock:What are you laughing 'bout? Turns round and see's Gary. Brock:Laughs so hard he cries. Ash:So what on Earth do we do next? Ook:I think I'll have a bit of fun... Ash:Why are we in Hoenn? In Petalburg City? The Eventual Capture Of May Begins 3 Minutes later GD:Oh,I wish I brought a gag...Hey! I'll use her bandana instead! Later, near the Cerulean City Church Misty:sigh May:Falls through roof May:Mphhh! Mmphhh mmph![Oh no! Any where but here!] GD:Watches the punchup while waving a flag saying ''Bring Back The Pokeshippers'' Pikachu:Pi Pika Pikapi [I always hated that girl] GD:Hahaha! And now to crash the wedding! At The Wedding GD:oh no! We've come too late! Preist:Do you, Misty Kasumi Waterflower,take this man, Riddick Drakos Drone,to be your lawfully wedded husband? Misty:I d... Ash:Smashes through church window.NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Misty:Ash? Riddick:Boys, the Earthmen are interfering. Destroy them! GD:I get it! The Shadow Creatures want to take over Cyberspace and destroy Earth! Misty:But who are the Shadow... Riddick and ''Family'':Transform. GD:Uh Oh. Biiigg Fight Eventually Ash and Misty are headlocked at the front of the Church by two burly Shadow Creatures. Pikachu and Brock soon follow. Riddick:The victim shall now speak. Braveheart Theme begins. Ash:FREEEDOOOOOOOOMM! Suddenly... Duhrn duhrn duhrn,durn durn durn... A truck bursts in. A-Team Theme Continues. Mr T,Colonel Hannibal,Captain Murlock and Lieutenant Templeton burst in. Templeton,Hannibal and Murlock instantly start shooting and Mr T/B.A beats everyone up. B.A:You crazy foo! Riddick:I'm about to be slaughtered by a by a 70s TV show. Oh joy. Nurse Joy:Yes? Riddick:I'm not talking about you. Misty:Why did that guy just save us? GD:You havn't watched the A-Team? Well, B.A likes helping poor children,see... And if you really ARE an allpowerful Guardian Angel, who DID put that Caterpie in my underwear? GD:Errr... 4 secs later... GD:Noooooo! The Mighty Mallet Of Doom! Misty:Yes,tis the allpowerful mallet! GD:Errmmm... Here's a new bike...don't hurt me... Misty:FINALLY! Flock Of Spearow:Hear that boys? Quick,fly down and destroy it! Misty:Not again! Later... Ash and Misty are married, Brock has been given his Gym back,and GD has pulled a fast one before Misty finds out he replaced all the food in the reception apart from the cake with carrots and peppers. The End P.S.If you want more rubbish fan-fics,just give me a review. It can be just 2 words,This Sucks.