Dude, Insanity!                                    

 

By: Enja

 

It’s a wonderful day in the land of Pokemon, our heroes traveling, skies so blue, Hairbrush Man is flying, protecting all from evil. Hey, but who’s this flying by Hairbrush Man? It’s Pickle Boy!

 

“I’m so pooped, well I’ll be danged. Herch, what about you Brockoli?” A dazed Ash asked.

 

“I’m so hyper! WAHEEHOO! I WANT A SQUASH!!!!” Brock started jumping up and down in circles. “Who needs that dang ol’ Nurse Joy when ya gots yourself a squash!”

 

"Pikachu pi!" (I love Split Pea Soup!)

 

Misty scratches her armpits. “Hunky, I didn’t know that’s. Snort, drool.”

 

"HEY, WHAT'S THAT?" Ash yelled, pointing to a shower, racing a gum wrapper.

 

"Gee...I think it's a care bear! OH MY GOD, HOW COOL IS THAT?! I FINALLY GET TO MEET A CARE BEAR! I WONDER IF I CAN GET ITS AUTOGRAPH! HEY CARE BEAR DUDE!" Brock runs out into a street full of Banana peels and falls. "WAH! I GOTS A BOO-BOO! I NEEDS A BAND-AID!"

 

"What's a band-aid, Ash-Yi-Oh?"

 

"Herch, I think it's like a Brittany Spears. What do you thinks it is?"

 

"Hunky, I think it’s a box of deodorant, minty freshness."

 

"Pikachu pik pika chu cha pi!" (You’re both wrong! It's lip balm!)

 

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"

 

"PREPARE FOR GULLIBLE!"

 

"AND MAKE THAT BUBBLE!"

 

Team Rocket's balloon turns into a flying toilet that squeals like a pig. James eyes get all big and fantasy like!

 

"A TOILET PIGGY! IT'S SOOOO CUTE, CAN I KEEP IT JESSIE, PRETTY PLEASE?"

 

"NO! I hate pigs. I love sloth’s!" Brock all of the sudden gets up from the ground and starts singing the Macarena. James, Jessie, Pikachu, Meowth, Ash, and Misty hear this and start doing the tango!

 

"Ash-Yi-Oh, Love Misty, James of Escaflowne, Jessie 1/2, Dragon Ball Meowth, and Cowboy Pikachu! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE HOKEY-POKEY!" Brock yelled right when he was about to get to the chorus.

 

"Oh herch, I thought I hads it right..." Ash complained as he started to put his right foot in.

 

Misty snorted. "I did too, Ash-Yi-Oh." All of the sudden Barbie’s come out from everywhere and also start to do Hokey-Pokey. Brock goes crazy over the Barbie’s!

 

"Kelly, Kelly, you're so cuddly, so fun, so cute, so Kelly!" Brock sang!

 

"Where's my make-up kit?" Gary asked as he stared at himself in the mirror.

 

"Herch, how'd you get here Garyo?" Ash went all cross-eyed and his two front teeth grew to the size of cantaloupe.

 

"By golly, gee willigers, I don't know Ash-Yi-Oh! WHERE'S MY MAKE-UP KIT?!"

 

"NEVER SMILE AT A PIKACHU!" Misty sang.

 

"PIKA CHU PI!" (YOU'LL REGRET THAT!) Pikachu tackles Misty to the ground! Ash starts dancing around like a ballerina, the Barbie’s attack Brock to the ground, and Pikachu and Meowth start driving around in a tractor and start plowing Ronald McDonald into smithereens. Jessie, James, and Gary start playing D.I.S.C.O.

 

All of the sudden Barney falls from the sky and lands in the sewer, naming off the Poopie list.

 

Brock is now unconscious after the Barbie’s attacked him and was sucked up by Hairbrush Man and Pickle Boy and was taken to jail, Brock starts drooling. Random 'Brock lovers' from all over the world come and smother around him. "OH MY GOD, AUTHENTIC BROCK DROOL! I MUST HAVE SOME!" A few minutes later all the drool was gone and Brock was now asleep muttering about moldy pizza and squash.

 

Gary, Jessie, and James are still playing D.I.S.C.O. "D-I-S-C-O, that's the way we disco!"

 

"Ehhhh, shut-up cell phone face!" All of the sudden, out of nowhere people start throwing lollipops at Gary, Jessie, and James.

 

"I am grateful for toilet paper!" Meowth called. 

 

"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends......<<two hours later>> Why can't we be friends!" A random kid sang.

 

"Because you're an idiot and you sing as bad as a pickle!" Another random kid said.

 

"Hey, you big mean bully, I take that personally!" Pickle Boy yelled and tackled that random kid to the ground. "DIE!"

 

It starts raining mashed potatoes and lands on Misty's head. Evil sunscreen starts attacking Ash.

 

Pikachu started painting his claws pink and attaching hair clips to his ears. "Pikachu pi pik! Pika pi chu pi!" (Like, you are so kidding! No way! That's so totally awesome!)

 

"Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...ai...ai!" Jessie and James stare at the weird thing that talked.

 

"Is that a Pokemon?" James asked.

 

"I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Jessie!" It sang. Jessie's face got all red and her teeth turned into fangs, claws shot out of her fingers, and ears burst out of her head. She made a long, loud hiss and got ready to attack the creature. "Hello, my name is Furby and I hate Jessie." 

 

“ARBOK!!!!! POISON STING THAT THING!!!!!!” Arbok did so but missed.

 

The Furby started running around and laughed like a crazed hyena. “Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” So while Jessie went after and James watched, Brock was playing Twister.

 

“Right arm yellow.” Suddenly the colors all turned into food. Brock set his right arm on the yellow and slipped, it was mustard!

 

Misty was watching “I Hate Deodorant!” Ash was watching a patch of carpet grow. Gary was trying to be like Dumbo and fly with his ears.

 

Pikachu was riding in a remote control car while Meowth controlled it. The car ran into the wall several times and Pikachu was getting a concussion.

 

Meanwhile…Jessie was still chasing the crazed Furby.

 

“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

 

A/n- Will Jessie ever get Furby? Will Brock, Misty, and Ash go sane again? What about Meowth and Pikachu?

Enja: NO!!!! Totally humor fic…I will not give in to a depressing non-funny story, must…stay…insane! Chapter one, done! (hey I rhymed.)