Pokemon Genetic Output By: armorrizedragon73 Chapter 3: "Neonix and Crystal" " Man, it’s so quite here…" Ash got up, with his hair messed up, and eyes narrowed. He opens the blinds and piercing light beams into the room instantly waking everyone up. "ASH!" Brock said squinting (like you can tell if he’s even awake!) "Sorry dude." Ash went into the shower after that he got his clothes on, Brock made breakfast and Misty came into the room. "Hi’ya people!" Misty said gleaming at everyone who all just paused from the total random event. Misty, HAPPY!? SMILING TOO?! What has the world turn in to?! "Misty are you ok?" Ash said startled who was on the bed with his Pikachu who was also pondering. "What’s up with you people just ‘cuz I’m all happy doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world." "Sure is, you all happy and smiling… I think it is the of the world." Brock resumed cooking and ignored Ash’s comment. "What’s the suppose to mean?! I’m not happy enough?!" Misty said almost shouting. "Well, YA! Obviously!" Ash said standing up from the bed, eyeing Misty. "OH JUST SHUT UP!" "YOU!" "YOU FIRST!" "YOU FIRSTEST!!" "FINE YOU DENSE-HEADED FREAK!" Misty sat down at the table and awaited Brock’s nourishment of food, Ash sat on the windowsill, and Pikachu and Togitic slept soundly on a carpet. "Yo breakfast is served Ash!" Brock sat down with scramble eggs. Misty just stared out the food, and picked at it and eventually started eating. "I’m not hungry. I’m going out, Pikachu let’s go." Ash said monotoned and Pikachu’s ears twitched to Ash’s voice and instantly woke up and followed Ash outside the room. "What’s up with him?" Brock said mumbling with food in his mouth, and taking a drink of water. "I dunno." Misty resumed eating, her eyes a bit fogged up with confusion and despair. "Pikachu tell me, am I a dense-headed freak?" Ash said in a hurt tone. "Pika pi?" Pikachu’s voice took in hearing. " I just don’t get Misty sometimes…. Why does it have to be this way huh?" Ash walked for a good 10 mins and encountered a few wild pokemon, but he wasn’t in the mood to battle or capture new pokemon. Ash looks up to the clear blue sky; white puffy clouds take place and a light breeze blows in Ash’s hair, causing him to close his eyes and enjoy the breeze. "Pikachu?" Ash lies down on a small hill, looks and gazes at the sky. "Pika?" "Do you think this world will last forever?" "Pika pii…" " I know… I have to tell her eventually…" Ash closes his eyes, and the breeze seemed to disappear. A spiky haired boy leans on a tree spying on Ash and Pikachu who were all relaxing in the nice breeze. "So, Ash Ketchum, My genetics were inherited by him and altered by you Father, so this is what I have to do?" A boy speaks into a phone. And than the voice of the Professor takes place. "Yes, do what is needed…" The Professor’s voice fades. And the spiky haired boy, walks slowly to Ash and Pikachu. "Hmmp." Brock and Misty were still in a log cabin rapping everything up and ready to move on. Ash’s things were scattered through out the room, and Misty did nothing but feel disgust every time she laid her eyes on it. "That boy, where the heck is he?!" Misty says in a sudden anger that woken Togitic who chirped suddenly. "Misty where is he anyway?" "Would I be asking where he is if I did know?!" Misty got her bag and called Togitic. "Where are you going Misty!? Ash might come back we just can’t leave him!" "Who said I was leaving him! I’m gonna find him and give him a little piece of my mind!" Misty storms off in an angry rage and leaves Brock behind. "Hehe, more than a piece of you Misty!" Brock sits down and sips on a glass of water and enjoys the silence. "Misty… the water pokemon trainer of Cerulean Gym. Father I must change her?" An orangey haired girl speaks with a low depressed voice. "Yes, you have too, she needs help." "Yes Father…" "ASH?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!? GAWD! HE IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE ME- "What the?!- "So… we meet at last…" "Ash, wake up… heh, good he’s in deep sleep, ok I have to put him in this capsule and transfer his body into it and I carry it around… good…" The boy takes out a small capsule and pressed the small button, somewhat related to a poke ball but for humans. "GO!" He throws the capsule and Ash’s body was sent into it, it remained still and Pikachu woke up to the impact. "PIKA?!" Pikachu stood wide-awake and stared at the boy in front of him. "Pikachu let’s go." The boy picked up the capsule and places it on his belt. "Pika?" Pikachu follows the boy and disappears into a dirt road. "What are YOU!?" Misty said screaming, as the girl came closer. "Uggh." Misty throws a rock at the girl causing her to fall. "Father I will get her later, she is knowing of my presence." "Ok, Crystal, retreat, come back and wait for Neonix’s reply." "Will do Father." The girl throws down a ball and smog full of smoke took place, a slight wind blew away the smog and she was gone. "What was that?" Misty was trembling; Togitic was huddling close to Misty for concern. "MISTY?!" Ash came forward to Misty who was almost into tears. "Ash!" Misty came running to him hugging him, shaking in terror. "Misty what happened? You saw a bug?!" Misty stood back, glared at him and smacked him. "I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED!" "ARE YOU SO SURE ABOUT ATTACKED?!" "WHAT?!" "WELL HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU WERE GONNA BE ATTACKED ANY WAY?!" Ash’s reply startled Misty, what had come over him. "Ash?" Misty said in disbelief. "What?" Ash was rubbing his face and stared at Misty. "How did you think of such a smart thing to say?" Misty clutches her Togitic who was also startled. "Nothing new, what’s the big deal? Let’s go get Brock, he’s probably looking for us beautiful people." "What!? When did you start calling us beautiful?" Misty’s face fluttered from amusement. "Now, What’s wrong? Never heard ‘beautiful’ before Misty?" Ash said smiling and patted Misty on the head. "Come on let’s go." Misty was a bit in a gaze, than slapped herself and shouted at Ash for touching her. ‘Hehe going as planned.’ The boy smiled and glimpses Misty over his shoulder. "What!? Why do you keep looking at me like that?" Misty says, her face slightly blushing. "Nothing, I just never noticed how beautiful you are…" Ash said walking slower, hearing Misty’s speechlessness. "Wha? Ash what are you saying?" Misty sounded a bit concerned. Ash told Pikachu and Togitic to go on ahead. "Misty, you look pretty today, you know that right?" "ASH! DON’T YOU CALL ME THOSE THINGS EWW! I’M GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY ASH!" Misty’s eyes squinting, and small blush lines crept over her face. "It’s true." Ash came closer; Misty froze, what was going on? Misty tries to move her legs, but they wouldn’t budge, her heart was beating fast. And her eyes were glued on Ash’s mischief-like face, which was also grinning. Ash takes his hand and moves it on Misty’s face, Ash than pulls his head to her face; Misty’s head was flooded with confusion. ‘Ash what the hell are you doing?! Now you realize my feeling for you now?!’ Misty pushes him away and shouts at him. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" Misty screeches, and brushes the sweat away. "Brock used to say ‘make up and kiss’ so that was what I was gonna do…" Ash turns away, and grins over his shoulder and continues walking. "Wha?" Misty became speechless and resumed walking. Eventually they caught up with Pikachu and Togitic. And beneath Ash’s breath, was a phone, saying ‘Mission Start’. " about time! I was about to think you guys finally loved each other and decided to take off with out me!" "Can it rock head!" Misty stammered with red patches still on her face. Ash went into the log cabin, picked up his stuff and came outside and headed off, they eventually got lost, and some how stumbled across a mini city. "WOAH… I might find a pretty girl here! SEE YA GUYS!" "Where the hell are you going we gotta keep going! AUUGH!" Misty sighed out defeat. "SO it looks like where alone again Misty, Pikachu and Togitic are off to make sure Brock doesn’t get into too much trouble." Ash came closer and smelled Misty’s hair. "The smell of a waterflower…" Ash sighed. And Misty shoved him away. "What’s gotten into you?" Misty and Ash were in a garden, which was outside the mini city. "Misty do you love me? Misty’s heart sank, her stomach felt light and so did her head. Her face felt as if she was sucked into a vortex of everlasting wind. "WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT!" Misty slapped him across the face and Ash fell on to the ground, the capsule fell, and Ash fell into it causing a blinding light, Ash was sucked into the capsule, and another boy came out sleeping on the ground. Misty stood up looking at Ash who was sleeping. "That idiot! Now he’s sleeping?!" Misty kicked him, and instantly Ash woke up. "Oww, Misty what was that for?! HEY?! Where am I?! Where’s Pikachu, and Misty I can see up your shorts- WHAM! Ash got slapped, and crashes into a tree. "You sick pervert!" Misty storms away, and Ash was left unconscious for 30 mins. "Now is my chance again…" The girl was leaping across yards of land and eventually got to the mini city, where Misty was sitting, and resting her head on a table. "Misty…" The girl spoke, Misty reassuring her away. "You will learn how to feel and express your love… now come into me…" "What the- Misty’s was facing a girl whose mouth was sucking her in. Misty was gone. And the new girl walks away to find Ash. "Hey, Pikachu, Togitic do you think I’ll ever get a girl friend?" The two pokemon shook their heads ‘No’ and Brock sighed out again. A girl was in a bush spying on Brock writing notes and peering into his mind. "Hey who said that?" Brock was in a sudden alert to this unknown sound. "Hehe." A cold chill crept on to Brock, Pikachu, and Togitic’s spine. " I know that voice… It’s that Ghostly Maiden at Maiden’s Peak." Brock turns and points to the bush. Pikachu and Togitic sweatdrop. "Brock I’ve finally found you and no… I’m not that maiden lady person… what the hell?! You’ve been cheating on me?! Well we broke up so it doesn’t matter…" A teenage girl around 15 came out of the bushes in cammies and paint on her face. Sticky notes pasted through out her torso, arms and legs. ALL about Brock. "ERI?! What are you doing here?! I thought you went off with that fag- I mean Tracey…" Brock turns and glares at her, Pikachu and Togitic stared at the girl. She has long purple hair, red eyes, a slim and long body, and a golden necklace with an Abra on it. "No… Tracey is my close friend...- Brock’s mind races with evil thoughts as Eri continued to talk on about Tracey. ‘Yea, "Friends" more like the guy you’ve been smooching on since forever. The guy I thought who was a chick but realized it was a dude… the dude I almost groped! AGGH!’ Brock zooms out of his mind and resumes listening to Eri. "And no… we are more like family now!" Eri nods and strikes her arm into the air shouting ‘Yea!’ "FAMILY?!" Brock shouted feeling squiggly lines and signs of shock form across his face in horror. "AND YOU KISSED HIM!?" Brock shouted, Eri’s eyes looking around to see who was looking. Many people stared, whispered and walked away staring at them and talking how foolish they were under their breaths. "Damn you! DON’T SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING I DUNNO WHY YOU ARE SO OBSESSED ABOUT THAT!" Eri shouted and yawned and awaited Brock’s answer. "Ooh okay…" Brock’s mouth was wide open and nodded. Pikachu and Togitic followed them to a pizzeria. "Misty where are we anyway? Dude did’ja guys carry me here? ‘Cuz like your arms are all bulkier than before Misty." Ash pointed and Misty’s arms and shoulders. "No, they’ve been like that…" Misty sighed and reassured Ash. "So where are we?!?" Ash shouted looking around for Pikachu. "We are at a Mini City, and you walked here… Pikachu is with Brock and so is Togitic…" "DUDE?! I’ve been sleep walking?! That explains that smack across my face… ok so why are we here?" Ash rubs his cheek asking Misty another question. "We stopped here because Brock went chasing off into the city to find a girl, sad if you ask me…" Misty sighed. Her eyes filled with dark cerulean crystals, which glittered in the sun’s rays. "Misty? Why are you so formal and talking very low and depressing and why aren’t you yelling at me for asking you too many questions?" Ash looks to Misty, something was odd about her, her aggressive face, turned to sadness, and seemed a bit softer… more like a normal person without any stress. "I dunno, I just feeling gloomy, my heart… it hurts…" Misty’s hands clutches her chest where her heart was beating with slow beats. "What? Your heart hurts? Maybe it was all that pizza we had the other day." Ash recalls the other night what they had eaten for dinner. "No, emotionally…" Misty spoke softly. Ash froze; feeling a sudden cold stroke in his heart, his face suddenly turned red and hot. "Hurts…Emotionally…" Misty walks closer to Ash, Ash falls back, not knowing what she was doing. Misty was on top of him looking down to Ash’s eyes, her hair was to her shoulders was now hovering over Ash’s head. Her hands were on his wrists and her legs pinned him down to the ground, she moves her head and opens her mouth to take his hat off. Ash’s eyes not believing what he was seeing widen with confusion. " Misty what are you doing?" Ash’s face was close enough to Misty’s that he sworn he could hear her breathe. "DO you love…me?" Misty’s eyes were shining and Ash couldn’t stop looking into them… He felt intensely pressured, his body trying to move from this awkward position, his head was sweating not only about the question, but how close he was to Misty, and her body was about inches away from his. "Wha…" Misty moves off, releases her pin on Ash and sits up. Ash confused on what just happened remained quiet. ‘What was going on? Why did she ask me "Do you love me?" … That fairly unlike Misty… or has she gotten sick?’ Ash stands up, picks up his cap and tells Misty to follow. Misty’s eyes were slightly opened and peered onto Ash’s face of the corners of her eyes. "Misty are you ok? Is this about that argument?" Ash turns around, looking at Misty and how much he has realized how different she had changed. "No, what’s wrong? Never seen me sad?" She walks passed him and spots Brock and Eri at the pizzeria, She notifies Ash that she was going to meet up with them. ‘! I said something about her being too happy…is she taking it that literally?!’ Ash follows Misty and joins up with Eri and Brock. Pikachu and Togitic were eating at the counter with other pokemon, one was an Abra, the other one a shiny Banett. "Hi’ya Ash! It’s about time you got here! This is Eri… my EX!" Brock lowered his voice with rage. "Yeah, so what, Hey Ash nice ‘ta meet ya. I’m Eri; Brock’s EX, he has such a grudge after I left him for Tracey. Me and Tracey are through now and he still is angry about it… heh, so wanna go out sometime?" Eri winks to Ash, who remained puzzled. Ash took a glimpse at Brock who was totally envying it all, Misty whose head was lowered down, and her eyes looked on to Ash who he couldn’t turn away from. "Nah, I’m ok… I like being single, I know, I know, I’m so sexy!" Ash laughs and Eri looks at him a bit disgusted. "Heh, yeah, right…" Brock’s facial expression was slowly decreasing as he saw the look on Misty’s face. "Yo, Misty? What’s up?" "The ceiling…" Misty spoke painlessly. "No seriously, you look torn, inside out…" Brock comes to look at her face. "And you look so pale… are you ok? ASH?! What did’ja do this time?! Ash turns away from his gaze on Pikachu and Togitic and snaps his head to face Brock, almost chocking from shock. "I … I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR!" Ash looks to Eri, Pikachu, Togitic, and Brock and last a little glimpse of Misty. Whose eyes sparkle faded. "He… he didn’t do anything… I’m. I’m just tired. ." Misty relaxes as Brock just says ‘Ok’ and leaves her alone. They talked awhile. How Brock and Eri got together one time and how they broke up and how they were on and off about their relationship and boom the topic about Tracey. And how they departed from each other forever. "See those two pokemon over there?" Eri pointed next to Pikachu and Togitic. "Yeah, one is a Abra, and the other one… I have no idea what that is." Ash commented. "That’s my shiny Banett I found him feeding off of deadly souls through out the area about a year ago, ya know dead wild pokemon that left without any prayers. I know Banetts don’t do that though, but this one is different, when it senses a lost soul, it comes to its location, it may be off 3 miles or so but it comes pretty close." "So that’s why you’re here! I thought you wanted me back you stalker!" Brock crossed his arms as Eri gave him a ‘whatever’ type of look. "As if, I thought you would be the lost soul or something but Bane, ya know my Banett says you had some distinct kind of essence, it may be wrong but somehow I feel like I feel it too… that’s why I have sticky notes here and there… they’re all the things Bane said that are sent without prayers, and I wasn’t stalking you I just wanted to surprise ya and stuff." Eri called her Banett. "I think it’s about 7 years old right now, and this, around its neck, this collar, it keeps growing darker, every so often the color gets slightly darker, I believe each time it gets darker, we get closer to this unsent soul which may be the soul Bane and I may be searching for." Eri pats Bane on the head and pauses. "So? What are you looking for?" Misty spoke from all of her silence-ness. "The Lost Soul Of Shiva… a sad and misunderstood soul that has so many emotions, that the legend said she died from a heartache… that’s what I heard from my sensei…Shiva was also known as the Queen of Water and Ice pokemon… ha, I would like to encounter her soul or any signs of her true existence…also she is human, I dunno if Bane can release her of her pain…" Eri coughs and calls over her Abra. "This is Kadbra my abra, he’s also a help to my research, ya see, I work for Professor Fuji also my sensei and he helped me a lot for my studies to understand mystical beings and supernatural types of pokemon, so Abra helps me communicate through psycho-kinesis and teleportation so I can reach him and believe it or not, my Abra is strong!" Eri tells Bane and Kadbra to return to their original positions. "You work for FUJI?! The guy that asked Misty and Ash those bizarre questions?" Brock looks to Ash and Misty who were both confused. "Oh… if Fuji asks you questions you should answer, he’s such a great scientist! ." "Did’ja say that your abra is strong?!" Ash’s eyes flint up with sparks as his eagerness takes control. "Here we go again." Brock muttered. "So, you wanna battle him? Just ‘cuz I known you for less than 5 minutes doesn’t mean I won’t go easy on ya!" Eri stood up and called Kadbra and they existed the pizzeria. "Fine! Just because you’ve met me for sometime doesn’t mean anything either! Come on! Let’s fight!" Ash calls out Pikachu from the pizzeria and Kadbra and Pikachu got in their stances. "Ha, may the best girl or boy win!" Ash shouted. "Don’t worry she will!" Eri shouts out and tells Kadbra to use Psybeam. Pikachu gets hit straight on and gets confused in the process. "Pikachu use thunderbolt and evade with agility!" Ash shouts as he sends out Pikachu who remained in question, the confusion made him attack himself. "AHH! Pikachu, snap out of it!" "Heh, child’s play, KADBRA USE MIMIC!" Kadbra uses thunderbolt and uses agility to boost his teleportation around the field. "Pikachu use thunder!" Pikachu snaps out of confusion and zooms off and sends out a head-butted thunder strike. Which missed Kadbra, and Kadbra uses psycho- boost and sends Pikachu flying. "Uggh, Pikachu use Iron tail! And try to evade it!" Ash screams out, as Pikachu’s tail hardens. "Kadbra use mimic!" Kadbra’s tail hardens and smacks Pikachu down, but Pikachu manages to hit the abra on the face, which tosses it out of its agility. "Grr, Kadbra use Psybeam!" Kadbra sends out a full blast, which crushes Pikachu sending him out of the field, leaving him K.O’d. "Pikachu!" Ash runs to it, its eyes spinning in dizziness. "Here, let Bane heal it with moonlight." Eri calls Bane, who casts moonlight on Pikachu, which the sky got dark and a moon’s beam came to Pikachu’s body. "Woah, that was random… Pikachu’s ok now, gosh, I didn’t know Kadbra could use Mimic and that new move which I never heard of." Ash commented as Brock and Misty come into picture. "Fuji helped me to teach him such valuable moves, those very techniques were prized by Fuji himself." "You sure know Fuji well don’t ya?" Brock says in interest. "Yeah, I was an orphan and he took me in, Tracey got kinda jealous ‘cuz I got the most attention of him and Tracey’s mom is bi and his dad was gay… quite sad if you ask me!" Eri laughs as she drags everyone to a hill and sits. "So… that’s why you left Tracey…" Misty spoke. "Yea, ‘cuz of something so stupid! So Misty you like anyone?" Eri winks and looks from Brock to Ash and to Misty. "Wha? Me?" Misty’s eyes and mouth widen and a sudden wind causes Ash, Eri, Brock, and the Pokemon to close their eyes. "Ahhh…" Misty was lying down on the hill, a bit dizzy. "As I was saying do you like anyone?" Eri smiles and looks on to the dazed Misty. "Who are you? Where am I? And why am I here on a hill?" Misty sits up looking to everyone who all had lost looks on their faces. "Dude, Misty, Eri was asking you a question." Brock winks to her and looks on to Ash. "What?! I have no idea who ERI is and where the heck am I?!" Misty shouts standing up. "Have you people gone mad!?" Misty stammers as everyone looks to her in confusion. "Misty? Are you ok?" Ash speaks from the sudden silence. "No…uggh… I feel dizzy…" Misty notices the big surging pain in her head. "Maybe you should rest, you’ve been actin’ weird a lot lately…" Brock spoke, and Eri nodded. "Let’s go to a pokemon center… and get you some rest." Eri led the way. And Misty went into a room and fell asleep. "Gee, what’s wrong with her?" Nurse Joy speaks as she looks to the room, which Misty entered. "Maybe she’s in great dizziness, as I am to you, Joy you bring joy into me as well that causes this pain in my heart. I have this great flutter in my mind every time I – "That’s enough Romeo… I think that would be a ‘No’ from her mouth anyway." Eri pulls his ear. "Guys, I’m gonna go for another walk…peace." And with that Ash and Pikachu go on outside to get some fresh air. Misty was feeling horribly dizzy; Brock and Eri were fighting and arguing about past events. "Pikachu, what do you think has gotten in to her?" Ash spoke, bringing his arms to his head. "Pika, Pikachu pii…(she isn’t the only one.)" "Whadda’ya mean SHE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE? HUH?!" Ash spoke, suddenly shocking Pikachu. "Pika…. pii…Pikachu Chu…Chu. (You and Misty have been acting weird…)" Pikachu yawns and looks up to Ash who was half confused. "Wha? What do you mean weird?! This is how we are everyday!" Ash shouted, looking at Pikachu with envying eyes. "Pika…chu…pii…cha…pika-pika (acting normal is weird for you two wierdos)" " so we’ve been acting normal? And that’s weird?! do you suppose this normality is good?" Ash ponders as he takes in more deep sighs. "Pika…(No)." Pikachu and Ash eventually came back to the pokemon center to retrieve Misty, Brock and Eri. "SO is Misty any better?" "Yeah, me and Eri refreshed her mind how we all got here, she’s over there talking to some trainers." Brock pointed to Misty and Togitic who she was talking to two teenagers. "Hey Misty? You okay now?" Ash came over, along side Pikachu and greeted Misty and Togitic. "I suppose, oh let me introduce you to Zen and Yuki, these are my little friends who just turn 13 awhile back. We come back along time ago." Misty introduces Zen, a boy with brown hair and blue eyes, who obviously loved battles. And Yuki; a shy little cute girl, with long silver hair and red eyes. "Oh, nice ‘ta meet ‘cha I guess…so are you ready to go?" Ash said out from the ordinary. "Guess so… See ya Yuki and Zen now don’t get into anymore trouble okay?" The two kids ran off and wave bye to Misty and left the pokemon center. "So where to now?" Brock said from out of nowhere. "I dunno… Eri are you coming with us?" Ash insisted. "Well, I have to listen to Bane over here, he’s also feeling a faint vibe…. I dunno… I guess I’ll hang around a bit more." Eri nods yes, and joins the group. It finally came, midnight; Ash, Misty, Brock and Eri (along side with the pokies!) all camped out 4 miles east from there last destination. "SO, Ash you’re gonna be in the Pokemon League again?" Eri spoke, as the campfire glow a red orangey aura. "Yeah, I know, I failed the first time, so I’m training around, and visiting recent places we passed up along time ago. "SO ALL THIS TIME WE’VE BEEN RETRACING OUR STEPS?!" Misty shouted feeling a sudden rush of anger. "Hehe, I got kinda bored after the Hoenn thing so yea, I wanted to train more and enter the original one. "SO?! WE’RE WALKING BACK TO KANTO?!" "WELL, I’ve been trying my best to get out of here.. and what do you know.. we’re suddenly ended up here… strange… I didn’t know Mauville leads us back to Viridian Forest!" "IT DOESN’T THE AUTHOR IS BEING LAME AND HUSHING EVERYTHING UP, SO MAGICALLY WE’RE HERE!" "oh, I suppose that makes sense…" "UGGH! AND YOU STILL OWE ME MY DAMN BIKE!" "YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T CARE ABOUT IT ANYMORE!" "WELL RETRACING OUR STEPS BACK TO THE PART WHERE YOU MESSED UP MY BIKE GOT ME FURIOUS!" "Um, Misty? Ash? ‘member Nurse Joy rebuilt it and like you took it home Misty? And Ash how dense and forgetful can ya be? Honestly!" "Oh yeah, hehe I forgot." "I think you owe me an apology!" "DO NOT!" "DO TOO!" "DO NOT!" "DO TOO!" "DO NOT!" "IF YA HATE ME SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN’T SAY SORRY THAN YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE!" "WHAT?! YOU NEED A PERSON LIKE ME!" "DO NOT!" "DO TOO- Eri and Brock’s narrowed eyes turned wide open and turned to the sudden rustling in the bushes. "Hey, did’ja here that?" "NO! LIKE I CARE!" Ash shouted trying to resume the argument. "Shut up idiot! When Brock is serious its time to be too!" "Oh when does Brock have to do with this huh?!" "JUST SHUT UP!" "Oh I see how it is! First me now Brock… heh" Ash snorted and closed his eyes and turned away. "What’s that suppose to mean- The rustle in bushes became louder, and a shadow leapt out from it, the fire’s red flames showing in the intruder’s eyes. "Yo? Who’s there!?" Eri shouted, as the creature moved back and went charging into the light. "LOOK! It’s a black Absol!" Ash pointed. The absol had black fur, whose eyes shined sliver. "Bane! Its an unsent spirit!" "BANETT!" Bane got in front of everyone, and closed his eyes, rays of purple, red and blue surrounded the absol and the black pokemon fell to the ground, it shifted its head, which was growling in envy. "AB- "Bane! Send it away!" Bane sent out a sudden burst of ray and the Absol was gone, in the moonlight was a shiny spirit, which was obviously the absol. "Look!" Eri said a bit shaken. "SO? That’s what a sent spirit looks like." Brock ponders as the spirit disappears into the moonlight. "Eri? Why did’ja start doing this? Exclude the part were you met Bane." Misty spoke. "Oh, when Fuji said he needed someone to help me explore one of the most complex and farfetched type of myths I decided to repay him back by doing him a favor, I gotten more into it, because lost and unsent pokemon souls relate to me… I was nobody, and the spirits possibly felt that way too. Fuji… he helped me… and me helping the spirits is like Fuji being the sender and I being the lost soul free from pain and agony." "Wow, its so amazing how you and Fuji relate isn’t it Eri?" Brock spoke. A bit more in a respectful tone. "Yeah, so I gotta do my best to uncover that new legend which has been running around in the rumors awhile." Misty moves her hair, and the moonlight gives an awesome outline of her hair and eyes. Ash turns away, trying his best to keep his eyes away from her. "Guys I’ll be right back I need to … uh… get some more fresh air…" Ash left in a hurry as Misty, Brock and Eri looked to him in confusion. The pokemon all just shook their heads and ignored him. "But why would he wanna do that? We’re already outside!" Eri commented. "Uggh!" Ash collapses to the ground, Ash clutching his head, feeling surging and indescribable pain. "AHH!" Ash faints, and a beam of light comes from the capsule and closes. "Father, we need to get Crystal out…. Father, will this work?" "Yes, it will Neonix, act normal, you know when Crystal is released…don’t want you doing anything weird ya know." Fuji’s voice was gone from the phone. "Heh, yes, Crystal…" "You idiot! What took you so long! You got me getting more wrinkles on my forehead you bastard!" Misty pulls him by the collar as Ash stands in a confused stance. "Ahh, your worried about me!" "No I’M NOT!" Misty pauses, looks up to him, moves her hand over her head and matches it over his. "Ash? Did’ja suddenly went through puberty during that walk?" Misty notices the height difference. "No, not really." Ash sat down on the ground. ‘Need to get Crystal out… so I have to act kinky and naughty without being a distraction or too obvious… or they think I’ve become a horny pervert!’ Ash removes his hoodie, which got Misty’s attention. ‘What the hell is he doing? STRIPPING?!’ "AH, much better, what wrong Misty? Ya see a bug on me or something cuz your staring at me." Ash smiled, which Misty turned around and looked at Eri and Brock who were both smiling. "Heh, ooh, never seen ya without that hoodie off." Eri winked as Ash got the idea. "Yeah I know I’m too sexy for my hoodie!" Ash laughs, as Misty observes the shirt underneath, which was tight and showing off his muscles, which made Misty blush. "What’s wrong now? You’re red? Are you sick again?" Ash got up and touched her forehead. Misty blushes and shoves him away. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME YOU PRICK!" Misty stands up and turns away. "Misty, umm, you rock my world!" Ash smiles and starts laughing. Eri and Brock, both stunned were in great surprise that they couldn’t move. Pikachu and Togitic look at each other as Bane and Kadbra look in question. "EWW! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Misty runs into the forest, and Ash chases after her. "YOU DO! I’M JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!!!" Eri and Brock along side with the pokemon sweatdropped and resumed what they were previously doing. Misty falls on the ground a sliver light comes breaking out from her month and remained on the ground. "Crystal…" Neonix looks to her. "Neonix… we have to bring their feelings out, no more playing around." "I know this is taking more time than Father told us it would be." Neonix and Crystal look up at the spirit floating away. Armorrizedragon73: "Bwhahaha! I am finally done with that chappie, what will happen next?! Ash and Misty have no idea what’s going on, Brock and Eri have their fighting dispuits.. the pokemon are saying WTF? In the next chapter ‘The Heart of Humor’."