Pokemon Genetic Output

By: armorrizedragon73









“The Heart of Humor”






Ash, Misty, Brock and Eri have no idea what happened yesterday, they all woke 
up from the cold earth and yawned.
“Yo, what happened to you two last night? You guys been gone for awhile and I 
fell asleep before I knew it…” Brock yawned (his eyes are still slanted btw)
“…”Ash just leaned up and Misty’s head came into view, her head steadily on 
his chest, breathing normally.
“WHAT THE?!” Brock sudden woken up all the way and awoken Eri as well.
“ASH?! What are you and Misty… um..DOING THAT FRIGGIN CLOSE?!” Brock’s mouth 
gapping. ‘Damn, they’re good!’
Eri just glared at Brock for yelling so early in the morning.
“…Oh her? She had problems sleeping nothing more…” Ash said it all casually; 
it was unusual, instead of his immature screech and yell of ‘AHHH!!’he just 
seemed to ignore the fact Misty was resting soundly on him and without it 
bothering him seemed… a little bit too…awkward.
Broke observed the appearance of Ash and it seemed as though he did go 
through a sudden transformation, and also that on his left cheek there was a 
scar to behold.
“Misty time to wake up.” Ash’s hands shook her shoulder softly.
Brock just gaping not beleiving it as if it was all a dream.
“Hmm? Uh hi Ash.” Misty stretched and yawned and stood up like nothing 
“strange” just happened.
“Misty?! Did you not realize that you were sleeping…sleeping next to Ash?! 
Doesn’t that at all disturb you at all?!” Brock seemed to be astonished as 
well as stunned to see no reaction from either Ash or Misty.
“Oh was I? No wonder I felt so comfortable…” she just shrugged it off and 
packed up her stuff..shortly after that Ash did the same thing as well.
Brock also observed Misty’s physique as well, she was slightly bulkier and 
had slightly darker and longer hair.
Eri shortly after  packed her stuff and just stared at Brock with disgust.
“Are you done yet?! If you haven’t noticed, you’re still in your p.j’s and 
haven’t budged at all for the last 30 minuites! Everyone is ready to go you 
idiot!” Eri just sighed and called over her pokemon to inspect them.
“Oh… I have, haven’t I?”
“No DUH!” Eri stammered and just shook her head.
“Eri, have you noticed that Ash and Misty have been a little bit 
too…friendly?”
“SO? Is that like a problem? I like it a bit more quite thank you!” Eri 
remained her gaze on Bane and noticed the collar had gotten 3 tones darker. 
Bane was acting strangly nervious and eager.
“Bane what’s wrong? Is she here? The Lost Soul of Shiva?”
“Banette!!” Eri turned to observe the environment to see anything bizaree or 
off. She saw nothing else but Ash and Misty waiting penitently on tree logs.
“I don’t see anything Bane, are you sure?”
“BANE!!” Bane started to float beside Misty, and started to screech, Eri just 
looked lost on what Bane was trying to tell her.
“Bane that’s Misty, she doesn’t have any aura or signs of Shiva…” Bane just 
started to stare into Misty’s eyes and leave to go back to Eri.
After a few minuites of utter silence everyone decided to skip breakfast and 
return back to Pallet town, because some how they managed to get to Viridian 
forest magically.
Ash and Misty were quite and got along well which made Eri and Brock rather 
suspious. The pokemon just followed their owners, and continied to proceed 
onwards.
Brock being the  pervert as he was couldn’t take anymore of the silence… some 
how he gotten addicted to listening to Ash and Misty’s agrugments… they 
seemed to entertain him.
“ASH!!!”
“HUNH?! What is it?!”
“Oh.. nothing…”
Complete silence
“MISTY MISTY?!”
“YES? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!”
“…Your face….uh.. nothing.”
Some anger plaques through both Ash and Misty.
“ERI ERI!!!”
“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?! ALL YOU’VE BEEN DOING IS DISTERBING THE SILENCE 
SO SHUT UP!”
Complete silence but anger takes place.
“BROCK?! BROCK?!”
“Hunh? What is it?”
“Did you know you were sexy?” speaks in a fake girly voice.
“Oh I know.”
“Can we go out, you know just the two of us?”
“Sure, I won’t mind, we can all have a wonder-
“Brock… you do realize  you’re TALKING TO YOURSELF AND ASKED YOURSELF IF 
YOU’D GO OUT WITH YOURSELF…YOU ALSO CALLED YOURSELF HOT… I STRONGLY 
DISAGREE!!!” Eri shouted as annoyed as ever, shuting Brock up instantly.
“You know I’m sex-ay! Don’t deny it!”
“Please!”
“Yeah please Brock, you’re annoying right now.”
Brock, sighed and drooped his head. The whole gang was all hostile and eager 
to find Pallet Town so far, they were on a endless road to no where and 
everyone was going impatient.
After 4o more minuite of sheer silence. They finally reach home.
“Hey Ash darling! How was your jounary?”Ms. Ketchum spoke happily.
“….” Ash remained quite completely puzzled.
“Ash, your mom is talking to you.” Brock spoke rather stunned that Ash 
completely shut out his own mother.
“Uh, Oh sorry mother, I was off day-dreaming.”
“So it seems…” Brock spoke softly under his breath.
“And who is this? A new friend of yours Ash dear?”
“Uh, yeah this is Eri one of Brock’s GOOD friends.” Ash spoke rather annoyed.
“Err- yes, right he is Ms. K!” Brock gave more of an unpleasant glare through 
the corners of his eyes. (like you could tell anyway!)
“OH! How silly of me not to notice Ash’s best friends! Misty! How’s it been? 
I didn’t know you’ve returned so sudden! I thought you were back at Cerualan 
watching the gym.”
Misty nodded and spoke, “Well, my sisters short after came back home 
unwillingly and I came after Ash short after, you know.. he still owns me my 
bike-
Ms. Ketchum’s eyes met to an uncomfortable posture. 
“Oh, is that so.”
Brock intervened.
“Ms. K, uhh, Ash and Misty are a bit on the ‘coo-coo’ side and had both 
forgotten that they OWE NOTHING TO NO ONE! Ahaha! Nothing wrong here!” Brock 
felt a bunch of pressure coming from Ash and Misty… What was wrong with 
them?! WERE THEY OUT OF THEY’RE MINDS?!
“So.” Ms. K continued “What have you kids been up to?”
She looked to all four of them, but was trying to hint what was wrong with 
her son and Misty.
“We’re taking a bit of a break from Ash’s adventures. He’s been a bit 
stressed out so~ as suggested by Nurse Joy we’re taking a break.” The silence 
looms after Brock’s obvious but convincing explanation whatsoever.
Ms. K begins to cough, she then turns to the side and looks to her house’s 
door.
“Would you guys like to come in and have a drink?”
It was the best way to break the awkwardness, all of them filed in after Ms. 
K and they all sat down in the living room.
“Ms. K! Would you like some help in the kitchen?” Eri spoke, and also 
elbowing Brock in the ribs.
“Err, yes Ms. K, another helper won’t be so bad right? I’ll join you guys.”
As Eri, Brock and Ms. K entered the kitchen, she immediately turns to face 
the both of the older teens.
“Is Ash and Misty okay? Ash seems a bit ‘off’ and Misty is … really calm..”
“Ms. K, you know, really Ash has been ‘off’ since he got hit in the head by 
all those pokemon. I blame Bayleaf- always tackling him and yeah- Oh and 
Misty, maybe she’s maturing as a young woman-
“Stop the sarcastic remarks Brock, I don’t know what’s going on but…I kinda 
like it.”
Both of the teens anticipating shock, or the well acquainted worry comments 
from a mother-never came. Instead Ms. K’s reaction was almost as unusual as 
well.
Eri and Brock both frowned. Almost thunder struck by her comment.
Pikachu comes into the room and looks to the humans with a worried look.
“Pika.”
Brock motions himself downward to pick up the yellow mouse and frowns.
“I hear ya Pikachu, he is getting worse isn’t he? I wonder what happened that 
one time we left them alone.”
“Huh? What’s that sound?” Eri comments.
A sudden clash and thud came into the kitchen’s door way. Ms. K bolted out 
the kitchen to find an arguing Misty and a jittery Ash.
“Why were you leaning against me! Almost! Almost about to k-ki--- ENOUGH!”
“What’re you talking about you crazy girl! You were the one on ME! Don’t 
blame me you pedophile!”
“WHAT?! PEDOPHILE?! YOU WOULD BE THE LAST THOUGHT EVER TO CROSS MY MIND YOU 
JERK!” Misty folds her arms and sighs in frustration.
Pikachu reunites with Ash on his shoulder and looks back to the rest of them.
“Please! You’re just a rude, selfish red head who came crawling back to me 
because your life at home wasn’t as exciting enough!” Ash tips his hat down 
and stomps on out the front door.
“What the? When did Ash get so, intellectual?” Misty was more shocked to how 
smart Ash sounded, then what he said.
Misty takes a seat on the red sofa and spread out her limbs.
Eri and Brock stare at eachother they decide to sit on the opposite sofa.
Ms. K comes in with tea and sits next to Misty.
“What was all that about?” Eri questions Misty
“W-what was what about?” Misty stammering, receives the teacup Ms. K just 
passed her.
“The argument? What did Ash do exactly?”
Misty looked evasive, almost nervous enough to shake the tea out of its cup. 
She bit her upper lip and looked like she was about to speak but decided to 
remain quiet.
“A-ash was, Ash’s face- it was…”
“Yes?” Everyone said in unison.
“Was about- ABOUT TO KISS ME! There I said it! Happy?!” Misty drops her head 
and sighs again.
Everyone’s eyes widen a bit a looked to each other again.
“Guys I’ll go look for Ash, you girls can stay here.” Brock stands up and 
nods to Eri.
“Oh Brock, I want you to take Bane.”
“Huh? Why?”
“Call this a hunch, but when you see Ash I want you to bring forth Bane…”
Brock looked to the unusually colored Pokeball, it was a Dusk ball with 
silver plating.
“Alright.”

Brock leaves the females behind, Eri, Misty and Ms. K.

He pushes passed the screen door. Mr. Mime was outside brooming the side 
walk.
“Ma-MIME!” Mr. Mime waves as Brock does too.

“Puh! That Misty, what’s wrong with her? She was about to k-kiss… me, and she 
just got so weird…”
Ash was on a grassy hill. The sun was hiding behind the clouds, the wind blew 
gently and made the leaves and grasses sway with gentle ease. Foot steps and 
hard breathing came into ear’s way.
“Ash, (sigh) Ash…” Brock decides to drop on his knees to take a breather.
“Leave me alone, I don’t need you to lecture me. I’m not a kid anymore.”
Ash resides his stubbornness and remains laid back on the ground’s surface. 
Pikachu leaps over to Brock, who was already tired from such a short run.
Brock pulls out the Pokeball and taps the little button in front of it. 
Instantly the minimized ball is restored to its releasing size.
“Bane I choose you!” Brock stands up and releases the Banette.

Ash sits up right to see what the commotion was about.
“What are you doing with Eri’s pokemon?”
Brock stares at the shiny Bane.
“Ban-ette?” the ghostly pokemon looks to Brock.
“Bane, I want you to search Ash for some sort of strange ailment.”
Bane looks to Brock but only to stare at him.
“Come on, Bane! Eri told me you can help out. Come on! Search Ash!”
The Banette shakes it’s head in a ‘no’ motion.
Suddenly the pokemon begins to confuse Brock and instantly he falls to his 
knees. The confusion move not only made Brock unable to walk but it also made 
him “less sober” and it seemed that Brock was confessing something because of 
the confusion attack.

“Eri…I always loved you.. you just- you just had to leave me for that pencil 
fag.. why?
You know how many times I had to lie to get away from these kids just to see 
you at a Pokemon center? A lot. DAMMIT!’

Ash stares at the deranged Brock, the Banette then pulls out Brocks wallet- 
in an instant it uses teleport and is gone.

Ash stares and shakes his head in disgust.

“Did he honestly think that Bane would listen to him? What an idiot.”

The time slowly dwindles, back at the Katchem residence- Bane reappears to 
Eri and gives her the wallet. 
Misty and Ms. K just stare at her.
“Is that why you gave Brock Bane? So you can steal his wallet?”
Eri smiles, and her face grows heated as she rips open the wallet’s folds.
“Do you know how long I’ve be dying to see all those girls’ numbers in his 
wallet?! A GOOD LONG TIME.”
“So you didn’t want to help Ash, but get back at Brock… I’m beginning to 
question which one of you teens are actually mature.” Ms. K sighs and 
retrieves back in to the kitchen.
Eri’s excited face begins to fade quickly, and instantly her face shows some 
sort of disappointment.
“What did it have.”
Eri shows the inner depths of the wallet.
“Can you believe this? All 8 pictures of his siblings and one with his dad! 
This nerd has nothing in here but Poke Passes, and other breeder’s  numbers.”
“Eri- no offense or anything, but are you still… in love with Brock?”
Eri froze, her face completely blank, her grip on the wallet loosen and a 
sudden shocking blow was sent to her heart. To make up for such a reaction, 
she easily reverted to one of her greatest tactics.
“Misty, you just killed a little bit of my sanity just now.” Trying to blow 
it off.
“Uh-uh, really. How did you know that we would be in that city?”
“Err-uh. It’s just one big coincidence. Believe me.”
Misty just  looked down from unsatisfactory. She was just like her- in 
denial, stubborn and insecure.

“Anyways, we should go out to look for the both of them, they need us more 
then ever right now. With both of those brains, they wouldn’t make it far 
with out us.” Misty stands up and grabs her now flying Togitic. 

“I suppose you’re right. Let’s go.”

They all run out of Ms. K’s house and begin to search for those idiotic guys 
that they all deny they love.

Ms. K smiles when she was about to return with another hot round of tea. She 
sets it down, walks up to the window and only nods.


Elsewhere, but somewhere close to our heroes. Dr. Fuji walks about in 
disguise.
“So, we haven’t progressed much have we? Well, I think I know what could 
bring out those hormonal beasts inside them.” Dr. Fuji smiles, as he pulls 
out a set of tickets to a cruise on the SS Anne. 

“Yes sir! We have come to your aide!” a couple with unusual hair, and a 
Meowth come up to the man, wearing mudkip suits.
“Aw, I see that you guys are here! You guys look so endearing in those mudkip 
suits. What do you think?” Dr. Fuji hands them the tickets.
“Well, I gotsa joke fer you Fuji!” Meowth said with a lispy voice.
“What’s that?”
“I herd you leiked mudkipz.!”
The two humans began to kick and smack around Meowth.
“Please don’t use those overused anime memes… it’s getting annoying now.” The 
red haired girl said. Almost balling up a set of tickets.
“Now guys, I want you to give these tickets to those you call ‘twerps’ and 
make sure they take them.”
Both of them nodded in understanding.

They leave the Doctor and evilly whispered under their breathes.

“Pikachu”
“We gonna get yoooooooooou!”
“No, No, no! No more Soulja boy or any of those memes, phrases or anything. 
We need to make our dialogue non-choppy or clitched.”
“Agreed James, my, you’re getting smarter.”
“I thinks the both of yas just share half a brain and finally met an 
understanding.”
“WHY YOU!”




Armorrizedragon73: wow, it’s been 3 to maybe 4 years since I’ve last touched 
this? I feel a bit ashamed that this chapter wasn’t funny enough… but I 
finally gave them more than just dialogue- finally I can write something 
without boring myself when I touch it months later. Anyways, the next 
chapter.


“If only we had a bike, Neonix and Crystal’s secret is revealed.”

I can’t say for sure if this is the last chapter- but it’s well about to 
round itself out.

The questions to why no one has noticed Misty or Ash’s weird personalities, 
why Eri is so clinging, how come that Bane couldn’t spot out the spirits…

I hope I can wrap it up.

Till next time.

9/25/08