Chapter 1
"Colonel"


"Well, are we there yet?? "A girl with a scrunchie that held an amount of hair atop her head asked in a mad tone.
"What do ya mean 'there'?" Replied a boy that had z's on his cheeks, and with that he had hair bushy all over his head.
"Boy, do ya two ever suddap?? "An older boy that is about slightly older then the girl and the boy.
Misty: "AHH!!! Shut up Brockly!!!! Ya fool!!!"
Ash: "Shut up Misty!! Brockly can't see your fist movements!
Brock: "Are you guys talkin' 'bout my eyes, AGAIN!!
Ash:" Well it LOOKS like it BROCK!
Misty: 'Pikachu use thunder bolt!'
Pikachu: *nods head* "PIKAAAAAA---------CHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
A&B: AHAAHAAAAAAHHHAAAA!!!!
Misty: " ok, you boyz are pretty, pretty stupid and pathetic!!"
Pikachu: "pika pika chu chu! "(Yep that's why I'm so hoppy!)
Misty:" let's go I'm tired of this fighting!"
Ash:"ohhh I see little Misty can't play cuz she's 'fraid she might break her nails
Misty: *angry sign* "errr your gonna SOOO take that back!" *Breaks her nails slightly and made it look decent lookin'*
Ash: "Owww that's gotta hurt, MAN, Misty are you sure your not a boy in a girl's body??"
Misty: "naw I'm your dad! I just came from hell and appeared like magic...SON did'ja know that I'm the KING of the demons?"
Ash: "suddap!! My dad isn't from hell and he's not the KING of the DEMONS!"
Misty: "I thought you'd never notice! That I was your father...see you've got my EYES, isn't that right BROCK!"
Brock: ...
Pikachu: ... "Pika pi?" (Pikachu: 'Brock's eyes are narrow I can show you!')
Ash: "stop!! Stop this crap!!!"*Get's upset*
Misty: "ok, I'm sorry"
Ash: ...
Brock: "Hey Pikachu check on togipi cuz I think it's crying."
Pikachu: pika cha pi cha PIKA CHA PIKACHU! *Ok I will but maybe that's ash not togipi*
Ash: "ok let's head out...to north of this wurl island we'll probley get to the next Pokemon center in 5 dayz. I hope it'll not take us 15 dayz instead!" *staring at Misty evilly*
Misty: "what ever it takes to get me outta here!"



In Rocket HQ
Jesse: "Sir, What do ya need?"
Giovanni: "I want you guyz TO CATCH THAT FAG AND HIS PIKACHU!!!"
Jesse, James and Meowth: "Yessir!! We'll do our best!"
Giovanni:" GOOD!!! I hope this TIME you'll finally make SUCCESS for once! The other such as the black tulip and Cassidy and Butch has already gotten me 200 pokemon...but they didn't steal THEM, they caught them!! I can tell!!"
James: "How could you tell?"
Giovanni: " 'Cuz the pokemon alwayz respond to them not me!! Usually the stolen pokemon listen to me not the theif that stole them."
Meowth: "ohhss I get it. Pokemons that are stolen respond to ya cuz their scared and also have 'Na other option."
G:" Nawwwwwwwwww!!!"
Jesse, James and Meowth: "ok boss we got'cha we'll do are best and this time no putty-footing around!"
*KNOCK! KNOCK!! *
Giovanni: "huh?? What was that? JESSI JAMES GET THE DOOR!!"
...
Giovanni: "HUH?? There not there?? Ahhhhhh!! Retaired fools!"
*Bam! Bam!!! Kick!!*
Giovanni: "WHAT!! CAN"T YA SEE I"M BUSY!!"
...
*The Metal sealed door bust up*
Giovanni: "what the hell???"
There stood 4 men that were armored up in black outfits that would be very difficult to see at nighttime. They all held AK and their vest and belt buckles held grenades and c4 plastic explosives. A colonel that had A.4.U (Army 4 u) etched on his hat and his armor he too held a gun but it was a bit odd he held a U.S.P and a SOCOM and in the back of his armor had 2 arms that were metal that held two mega-cannons.
STRANGE PPL:"STAND still!!! If you move we'll blow your head right off your shoulders daddy-o!"
Giovanni: "God-dang! What the hell do ya want!?"
1st man: "suddap! If ya don't your in soon gonna be in hell!
Colonel: " Now! Listen I want ya to hear me and hear me good! If ya refuse we'll do somethin' bad! If ya listen and do IT yazz be safe!"
Giovanni: " What'll happen if I don't!"
Colonel: *loads guns, others do too* "you'll answer to 'ol Betty!!"
Giovanni: "who's Betty!"
Colonel: * brings gun towards head* " get the picture or do I have 'ta
Make it clear!"
Giovanni: "what do ya want?"
Colonel: " I'd know you'll take it may way! Ok I want to make you a deal, a deal that'll change you and the world! Now listen! Were gonna make R.HQ The nEW base of A.4.U!!Why may you ask, cuz right now were kinda poor but you'll see. The day that R and A.4.U will change the world!"
Giovanni: "I'm gonna do it my way! But this'll do well! Ok what're doin'?"
Colonel: "You'll see, YOU"LL SEE VERY CLEAR!! In the meantime we'll unpack and build more to this base," *drops a stuff on the ground*
Giovanni: "ok I'll deal wit it but it's gotta work!"
Colonel: " here's the plan"(whisper, whisper)
Giovanni: " Ok! We gotta tell everyone so they'll not be afraid of your ppl and so they'll get it clear, but we're not gonna tell the plan, not just yet"
Colonel: "I like what your talkin'"
Intercom: ' Listen!! Everyone we've got good news! And this'll answer all your questions! Let's start off. The A.4.U is joining ROCKETT! And the ppl in the halls is now your comrades! So you must get used to it! After we got lot'ta money we'll dress you up like the A.4.U's only in a different color and something etched in the sides, in the meantime! Relax, eat, sleep, and Party! Whatever just be ready when we call ya!'

Jesse: 'eating' was dat da oss??
James: "when did we join up wit A.4.U's?"
Meowth: 'reading newspaper' Hey look at the Daily Rocket news! Giovanni is now with a colonel named?. *can't read* ma?mai..What? I dunno it's hard to read it's all smudged! "
James: *searching through papers* "There all smudged!"
Jesse: " who cares? LET'S REST UP!"






Back to ash
Ash: "COME ON MISTY!!!"
Misty came back to earth
Misty: " I have a bad feeling that Team Rocket has finally joined up with a new group. And they were planning it right now this very moment! I had a strange vision of it just now!!"
Brock: " what the hell? Or you going blind, deaf, stupid, brain-damaged? Or what????"
Misty: "errrrrr!!! Shut the hel-"
Misty has been cut off by a rustle in a near by bush.
Misty jumps behind ash and holding on his shoulders.
Ash blushed deeply.
Ash: Red-faced " come out!"
?.
Ash: "get out already!"
"Hahahaha!"
Ash: " what the?"
*Ppl surrounded them*
"Hahahaha" a man that was the colonel that was at H.Q
Colonel: " we've got'cha! Hahaha the boss will be soo happy! Hahaha! Now we'll do our plan QWE123!"
1st man: " sorry kid orders are orders! But when your out you'll be changed?FOR SURE!!HAHAHAHAA!"
2nd man: "yep! Sure ya will!!
Colonel: " I want the 2 boyz hand-cuffed and the girl too!! I want them blind folded!! Now!! And make SURE they're knocked out when they arrive!!!HEHEHEE (why the hell do we turn them in?? we'll give him the pokemon and keep the ppl!)"


30 mins later
At R HQ

Giovanni: " you've gotten me the Pikachu! OH MY GOD! You're the best employee!"
Colonel: "We ain't your employee were a team! Now I'm going back to the 'addings' to the base! A.4.U's base!"
Giovanni: "I thought were in this together!"
Colonel: "we are! I'll explain! This is the main base were in? the other side is the other base it's were most the Rockets go and also the most populated base the other side is A.4.U's base! That is were I'm going! These bases make up the HQ and were making an underground route so we don't need to take the linking-stares to get there! Now, do you understand?"
Giovanni: "yes I do! Next time tell me! By the why how did you get the Pikachu without the twerps causing havoc? In fact where are they? They woulda came to get their friend pokemon back!"
Colonel: "don't worry? you worry to much I've got it ALL under control? Yes, I got it for sure under control!"


At a new base

1st man: "hmm why does the A4U boss need these stupid kids for? I mean we can do something what the boss---
Colonel: "Had in mind? I know every, everything that you'll say! I know every catch phrase! You know! I know everything!
1st man: "sir, I...I didn't know you were here"
Colonel: " hmm. I need a name from you! What's your name boy?"
1st man:  " my name sir, it's not-
Colonel: "important? Sure it is! I need to call you by your name not 1st man!"
1st man: " I don't have one? ppl call me Ace? I changed it from..."
Colonel: "Joseph, hmm. I don't like that name! I'll call you Raven."
Raven: "yes, Yessir I agree, that is just fine."
Colonel: " All three of you what's name, I already know Raven's name now I need yours!"
2nd man: " they call me Pooh-Bah I don't know why?but my real name is Cawd."
3rd man: " My name is Darkish... But it's really Gotu."
Colonel: " all your nick names suck! Your old names also do! Did your parents have peanuts for brains or were they freaked in the head? For now on the 2nd man will be named Zero, The 3rd man will be named Demand there kinda compared to your nicknames so chill? I think. Now bring 'em in the kids? and unfold them and throw em in the cells along with the other ppl! Well in the empty cell! We'll make them the strongest Cyborg alive? well maybe the ones that lost major body parts. They'll have MJOLNIR armor and they'll be part of the SPARTAN-I I project!"
Raven: (sweatdrop) " yes sir they'll be here in a moment!"
(Sounds of pushing and shoving)
Ash&Comp:" Owww!! Watch it!! Watch were your putting your hand at!! Stop pulling my hair! Like Owww!"
(Pushes them on the ground and releases them)
Colonel: " take off the blindfolds already!!!"
(Takes off)
(Ash and company sees the Colonel)
Colonel: " And Giovanni said it was hard to catch these kids. Haha. What a looser! To think that moron controls the HQ!"
Ash: "who are you and what's this place?"
Misty: "yeah and where's my Pokemon!"
Ash: "yeah! Where's mine!"
Brock: " mine too!"
Colonel: " so you kids obtain those pokemon (saying it coolly). No wonder Pikachu was babbling a lot, trying to thundershock me (still talks coolly). But know that'll CHANGE!! I want you to join me!! A.4.U.
Join me now? While think about it you'll be waiting, waiting for this day?the day were you'll be SUPER-NATURAL PPL? 'NUFF SAID?Raven, Zero, Demand Take 'em to the cells!"
R, Z, D: " Yessir"
On the way towards the cells
Ash: " why, why do work for him?"
Misty: " yeah, why? You seem like nice ppl to hang around such a man?"
Brock: "yeah I agree"
Raven: " ?we, we were drafted? to tell you the truth it all started, during a war ? it was a Horrible war, the Army 4 you long for A.4.U
Was batting against the Xen (X-en). It was all about ? nothing? they fought, they died, and they conquered?COLONEL was their 'tuff leader? he was a 'TUFF man?but until something changed him? now he's an Hard core life solider? he found us on the grounds of war? of course we weren't fighting and we weren't on their side?I'd expect a leader like him to kill us, but he didn't he called his men to take us, all the ppl he could find, he told us this " I'm not keeping you as prisoners I'm not keeping you as slaves but ppl, you might wisen up and join me?but if you don't want to I'll bring you with me to my place and let you start a new life their were you'll be more guarded and safer too? It's your choice." That man was nice so kind so gentle? why would a man like him help us poor ppl which we live on the grounds of war. Help us? So most of us in here are those ppl who came and the rest of them in the base under here were they live? and the others that didn't believe him died, shot or ran over by the Xen. But the Boss killed all the Xen for the loss of the citizens the loss of the lives of the A4U soldiers in that ugly war? so the Colonel is really a caring person? he help us even tough we weren't a big success? he'd always cheered us on when we did pitifully. We are glad he was there for us."
Ash: " if he's that great why doesn't he let us go?"
Zero: "He probley has something for you."
Demand: "yeah he might have something good for you.."
Raven: " but for now you'll be in a-
Misty: "ugly cell?"
Raven: " no not really"
Brock: "what do you mean?"
(Shoves them in a cell)
Ash&Comp: ahhhhhh!!
(Slam!)
Misty: " After that good talk you throw us in?"
Raven: "sorry but you'll like it here?we promise."
(They turn around and walk away back to the Colonel)
Raven: " I don't like doing that."
Zero: " yeah, and to that cute girl too."
Demand: "yeah I agree."
Raven: " I know she may act like that but we needa remember that we can't talk to the future fighters!"
All together: "yep! That's right!"


So now Ash, Misty, Brock are now in the A.4.U's side base, there now stuck?(-_-()) I know it may seem weird that Jesse and James and Meowth to be now Ash, Misty and Brock new comrades but go with the flow! It gets better?In the next part Ash&Comp will now find out what's happening and to know what's going on?They also wanna know why is the Colonel such a nice man but such a Life soldier? in the next chapter "A Understanding Without An Meaning"