OHOHOHOHOH !
Hi everyone :DDDD
Actually, this is my first fiction, c: and I want to know what do you guys think of it 8D .. OH YES ~
Nathan: since you're french, why don't you write French fictions ?
Me: ..
Noah: is this just me or Nathan is being logic ?
Nathan : Hey !
Me: ..
Noah: well why-
Me: LET'S GET THIS FIC STARTED
5:13 PM
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“c'mon… this newspaper has nothing !”
I said while checking the newspaper, honestly, it has nothing interesting at all, just futility,and pubs of course.
At least, I do read stuff right now .. well, I'm 'forced' to, I was insulted because I ignored the fact that the Pokemall had sales for one week ..
stupidity
“Hey Dad”
“Hey!”
I looked up as I heard “dad”
Oh, the twins, Nathan and Noah ( they are identical ),14 years old. and be sure, they never pay you a visit for nothing..
Nathan is the “playboy” type ( I know, he's totally my opposite ),he is a huge fan of those grand brands, and of course, I'm being his faithful credit card ...he should absolutely buy the newest sunglasses ever, jeans, jackets.. everything.. oh well, I bet he spends time with girls more than he does with us, maybe that's why he must keep this fake “cool” attitude to attract and charm them .. and of course, I pay.
Noah is worse, he bothered me until I got that thing called BlackBerry ( or whatever ) for him, a laptop with a touchscreen , and of course every video game released in the Market.. Noah son, do you know how much it costs ?
Geez , kids these days, they are mega-selfish .. Ah, and by the way, when I bought Noah a BlackBerry, Nathan teased me until I bought him one too. and don't forget skin cases, for every jacket he owns
“Hello ?”
and after all this, they refuse to share one room, they think it's underdeveloped, and I think I'll be asking for charity someday.
I don't know what happened suddenly, I was happy, I have twins, and identical ones, they confuse people, and it's funny, but never thought it would end in this way ( well it didn't end yet ), and cost me fortunes!
“Dad ?”
Man, what the hell is going on with this generation ? They want everything settled, fixed, disposable, and they never help, try hard, they just want mommy and daddy to do everything, including cleaning their rooms and feeding them like babies, and if you don't, they blame you of having them and not being responsible... and no, you can't complain.
Oh well
“You there ? Hellow ?”
However, I should be grateful, really. Compared to Gary's daughter Sophia, ( whom is fourteen too ), the twins are angels. The girl asks to change her room's mattress every two months, and of course, into expensive ones. Okay, you can handle that, but, a credit card ? COME ON !
If I'm not wrong, the credit card thing has become a fashion among girls, who knows, maybe it will infect the guys someday. Or it already did
maybe I should check up mine ..
“ Father ? Ya hear meh ?”
and because their daddy is a “ Billionaire “ , the twins study in a private Pokeschool, ( I blame Gary for this part ) . do you have an idea how much I pay for those troublemakers ? Worst is, they have never made me happy or proud, like having good marks, or, let's just say, not making trouble , because.. oh please kids, just leave me in peace, the Headmistress is tired of seeing my face and your mom's every day.
“ DAD !”
“hum?” I whispered and I looked up, oh, forgot they were here ..
“are you deaf ? Are you blind ? We had been here for like 6 minutes ya know !” said Nathan complaining.
“son, you better show some respect”
Noah laughed a little, and Nathan gave him a 'Burn in Hell' look
after a moment of silence, Nathan spoke .
“Dad, we need to ask ya somthin.. ya know” said as he sat on the couch
Noah sat on the right side,
and the show started.
“we went to Grandma's today !” said Noah as he looked at Nathan and smiled
they were planning something, and wait, .. grandma ? Mom ?
“really ? I thought you didn't like it”. They hated it when we send them to pay mom a visit, they said it makes them look like Little Red Riding Hood.
“Dad, that is when you send us” mocked Nathan
“Yeah! We went after school on our own” said Noah
….
“she showed us something very special.. ya know”
“ Yea!”
….
“well, we asked for it.. ya know!”
“Sure Sure!”
..-wait a minute, asked for it ? Special ?
“special ? Like what ?”. man, there is a lot of things that mother can tell those little monsters, I just hope that she did not go too 'far'
“Hummm before that, Dad,we have an important question, really .. ya know”
and before I spoke up. Noah said
“how many girls have you dated before ?”
huh ?
Nathan repeated “how many girls have you dated ! I mean, stuff.. y'know !. ya know!”
“and why is this question Mister ?”
it's not that I didn't hear you clearly son.. truth to be told, I was shocked.. what the hell, where did they got this question from .. Mom ?
Noah was going to speak but Nathan cut him “Dad, you are not answering!”
“well..” I said staring at that newspaper, just to avoid facing them
“Well?” said Noah
“I am not answering this stupid no-sense question, go do you homework or whatever you have to do” I said in a fake stern tone
I need more practice
Nathan gazed at Noah, and said “ well Grandma told us anyway..”
what .. ?
“and showed us some cute things.. y-know..” Noah nodded
WHAT ?
Oh my, I just hope she did not tell them ab-
“you know Dad you really have a taste ! Y'know!”
“Yea! Nathan do you remember that brunette ? I think she's cool!”
“Dude! The red one is sexy! Or should I say nice boobies ?!”
“Yea ! And the-Oh whats her name again ? “
“Dawn!”
“Oh yea! Don't you think that she is the perfect one for a date on the beach ?”
“ f'course Noah !”
I-was-totally-shocked-that-I-I..I.. .those kids..
“Damn”. I muttered and slapped my forehead
I thank you mom, for everything you had done to me, feeding me, changing my diapers, and telling the twins about Misty,Dawn and May.
Thank you
“so Dad ? You gonna tell?”
“tell what .” my face turned crimson red, so I just looked around
“About-Oh what's their names again?”
“it doesn't matter !Damn! Just let Dad speak!” said Nathan as he pushed Noah
“Hey!”
Mister Ash ketchum the entrepreneur of the Pokemon Center, it's time to speak up.
“well the first one I met was Mist” .. I tried to say it in a serious way, but, oh well
“Dude he calls her Mist!” said Nathan as he laughed
“is something wrong ?”
“n-”
“DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE WHOLE SHIT OR NOT!”
“E-eeh .. f'course ..”
Noah did not help but stare
I sighed
“OK, now, let me finish.. well, Misty was cute, really, she was the first..well.. my first crush”
“and .. ?”
I put the newspaper in the coffee table..
“and after her comes May.. the one you call brunette ..we.. I .. I liked her, but, when I found out that she likes another guy, I just dropped everything”
I turned on the TV..
“woah, that's bad..” said Nathan
“and Dawn dad ?”
“well .. dawn..was the cutest”
“this one is totally right !” said Nathan
“and .. “
“And .. ?” said Nathan and Noah at the same time, it sounds weird when they do it ..
“we dated for like.. 5 or 6 months..”
“yea?”
“and done a lot of things.. Together..”
“And..?” said Noah
“C'mon!” cheered Nathan
“Ok we made out several times, is that good ?”
did I just say that ?
“I told you Grandma can not Lie! HOLY SHIT! Now give me my 9$ ! Now!” Nathan yelled at Noah in a victorious way
Oh , a bet..
kids
“in your Dreams sucker !Dad said that he made out with one girl ! Not all of them !”
“A made out is a made out! At least he did !”
“NO WAY!” said Noah as he ran and Nathan chased him
wow, that was really weird, bet or not, I have no idea how did my mother knew that.. oh mother, and you told me that spying on your children is wrong.
“COME BACK HERE NOAH!”
I just hope, that nobody will get hurt in here ..
What a show..I need some tea.
“...I'm not drinking this..” I said as I checked the cup, it was totally cold.
“ Kimmy ?” I called my wife, for sure, she was in that kitchen.. probably baking
“I know darling I'm coming!” said Kimberly with her soft voice; she knows that when I call her, it's about my stomach, or of course, some other stuff .. oh well
that's my Kimberly
after 3 minutes or almost 4, Kimberly come with a cookies plate, and some pancakes. put them in the table, and sat in front of me. And did not say a word. Strange.
“is something wrong Kim? you look pale”
“the twins..”
oh crap, did they ask her the same thing ?!
Let's try then.
“they broke a vase ?”
“no”
“they messed up the kitchen ?”
“No..”
“they played with your drapes ?”
“That is when they were four ....”
“the Headmistress called again ?”
“No! Well she did but .. no”
“they didn't clean their rooms ?”
“Ash, they never do !”
she was mad, angry than usual .. “well then, what's wrong with my Kimberly ?” I said as I kissed softly her forehead.
“I-I heard what you guys were saying..”
Oops
“Oh Kim..I-”
“Ash! And you call yourself a parent! How could you say such things to Noah .. and NATHAN!?”
“huh ?”
“Ashton, they are kids, young, they don't have to learn and hear those things! Don't you think that they are too young to .. made out ?! Honey! They are under-aged!”
Luckily, it was not about May, Misty and Dawn...”oh well honey, they will, sooner or later!” I had to change the subject, or else,she'll ask about them, and I don't want that at all... sorry Kimmy
“No!” she said as she hugged me like a little girl hugging her Daddy
“Ok ok sweetheart calm down ok ?” I said as I rubbed her back..”I'm sure it will never happen ”
Damn sure
“and by the way”
“hum ?”
“they broke the Chinese vase”
THE END :D
those monsters reminds me of my Nephews >___> , they have been asking me and my Mother about their Dad for like .. forever.. , so they gave me the idea 8D
owh, and sorry for any grammatical fault, or my “Prosaic style“.. D; I'm french I just don't get those Englisho thingies D8
Hurr Burr !
WHO WANTS ICE CREAM 8D