-  Part 2 -


With me having millions of dollars and having all of those mob gangstars around watching my 
back, I feel pretty darn safe in the world.  But as soon as I start my journey some stupid 
kid comes up to me asking for a battle!  I mean, who the hell does he think he is?   Me?   
Anyway, so I tell the kid to piss off and he complains about some crap about it being in the 
rules and that I can't refuse.  So I take a look in the pokemon manual, and crap, he's right.

Don't think that I haven't been handed a fair start and all, because Tony had rounded up 
some top pokemon for me to train with.  So I don't know how to battle, but I do know that 
you gotta throw the ball into the air.   Just because i'm me, I decide to make it more 
interesting by hurling it at his pokemon (bonus hit points).    THWACK! it hits this dumb 
green thing in a cocoon right in the eye,
"hahahahaha" I lauugh for about ten minutes at his stupid Metapod with a black eye,
"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahah
, oh god that's funny, 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah
ahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahah
hahahahhahahhahahahhahhah", ahh you get the idea.

My pokemon on the other hand is a thingy supposedly called a Hitmonchamp, but mine has on 
a pinstripe suit and a cigar.  Oh and it can also talk.  It tells me it was playing pool and it's 
also high on this millenium spliff, so it doesn't want to battle.  I think thats fair so I say
"ok, that's fair.  I wouldn't want someone telling me what to do".  So I make it return and I 
throw another ball.  This time I aim for Metapods other eye
"THWACK!"   then I laugh for another 10 minutes.  (see above ).   Out comes this Zapdos 
thing and it has a trampoline with it so it can have unlimited static electricity.  And it just 
eats metapod.  Thenn I laugh for half an hour cause the dumb trainer is threatning to get 
his big brother on to me.  
"Dumb kid, I'm in the mafia for gods sake"

I continue with my journey until this really hot looking guy strides over,
"I heared your pokemon, ate my little brothers metapod, lets battle"
"thems battling words", I say cause I saw it on the Simpsons (which the mafia also owns).   
then throw out my third ball,   .....at his head. (I then laugh for an hour). Then I proceed 
battling.  This time it's some Mewtwo thing.  Giovanni's  (leader of a rival mob)  pokemon 
originally came from him, but our mob was better so we stole it.  
I whoop his ass cause he only had some squawky looking bird.  Then he explains that he was 
the gym leader and he 's obliged to give me a badge, which by the way does not go with the 
clothes i'm wearing so I put it in my wallet.

Remebering that the guy is hot, I ask him if he's got a girlfriend.  He says some Girl called 
Whitneey in some town I've never heard of 
"Well, you have a stupid haircut anyway".  I casually point out as I get into my moon buggy.  
(hey, the mafia own NASA remembeer?)    Falkner (what a crummy name ) fiddles with his 
hair as I moon buggy away.

Join me next week as you listen to me tell an epic journey of the mafia girl with connections.   
Oh by the way vote or nominate me or something cause I wanna beat topaz and marlix (just 
a little friendly competition).