Disclaimer: I do not own Poke’mon or Lunchables, even though both are cool.
Also this is supposed to be set in Johto. That’s why Ash still has Bulbasaur and
Misty still has Togepi								 J
Way to the Poke’mart
	“Pika Piiiiiii! (NOOOOO! NOT THE KETCHUP!” screamed the electric rodent.
	“Pikachu, we can get more ketchup.” comforted Ash, the Poke’mon’s trainer. 
“I mean, the bottle is just empty.”
	“Pika, Pi Pika Chu (You’re right, Ash)” Pikachu squeaked back. The black-
haired boy pulled a few dollars and a Poke’ball out of his pocket. He released 
the Bulbasaur from the Poke’ball and gave Pikachu the money.
	“You guys go to the Poke’mart and pick up some ketchup and some more 
hotdog Lunchables. We’re out of them, too. And hurry up. We’re planning to get 
back on the road by 4:00.”
	“Bulba! (Gotcha!)” said the Dinosaur-like Poke’mon. The two Poke’mon 
walked out of the Poke’mon center and started down the road. 
	“Pi Pika Pika Chu Ka Pika! (Can’t wait to get more ketchup!)” sang the 
yellow mouse.
	“Bulba Bulba Saur! (Mustard is better.)
	“Pika ( Nuh-uh)”
	“Saur (Yuh-huh)”
	“Togepi Pi Togepi Toge Toge Pi Togepi. Togepi Toge! (Misty told me to come 
with you guys to get relish. It is the best burger topping ever!)
	“Pika! (Nuh-uh!)”
	“Saur Bulba. Saur Bulb. (I agree with Pika. Relish is worse than 
ketchup.)”
	“Togi, Toge Toge Pi Togi Tog Ti Toge Toge Pi!  (Yeah, well try saying Toy 
Boat five times fast.)”
	“Pika, Pika, Pika Piki, Pooka, Piiiiiii! (Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ti 
boat, tie boots, dang it!”)
	“Pi Toge! (Haha)”
	“Bulba, Bulb Bulba. (Uh, guys, we’re here.”)
	The three Poke’mon walked into the store and went to the toppings aisle. 
	“Pika Pi Pika Chu! (I’ll get the delicious red gold, a.k.a. ketchup, 
Togepi, you get the relish, and Bulbasaur, you get the Hotdog Lunchables.)”
	All three Poke’mon got the things they need. They met at the front of the 
store and walked to the counter.
	“Oh,” said the clerk “Three Poke’mon. I’ll get Delibird.”
	A huge ark red bird walked up to the counter.
	“Deli! Delibird? (Hello! Is this all you’re buying?”
	“Pika! (Yup!)”
	“Deli, Deli Delibird. (Okay, that will be $7.54.)”
	“Bulbasaur. (Here you go.)”
	“Deli. Delibird. (Thank you. Come again.)”
	Togepi then spotted a clock behind the counter.
	“Togi! Togi Toge Togepi! (Holy Crap!” It’s 3:55!)”
	“Bulba Bulbasaur Bulba! (We’re gonna be late!)”
	“Pikaaaaaaaa! (Look, there’s an Abra!)”
	“Bulba Bulb Bulbasaur? (Hey, Abra, can you teleport us to the Poke’mon 
Center?)”
	“Abraaaaaa. (Surrrrrre.)”
	Abra teleported the Poke’mon to the Center just in time. Pikachu had his 
ketchup, Togepi had her relish, Ash had his Hotdog Lunchables, and Bulbasaur got 
gypped and went to the store for nothing. The end.
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I just wrote this to get away from my regular fanfic A Rocket’s World. After I 
do the sixth chapter I’m gonna do a few one chapters and maybe a few multi-
chapters. I’d appreciate reviews.                                                                                                   
J