Ash's Interview Hey guys! I'm gonna make a few of these interview stories, hope they are good! Please review! Enjoy! Disclaimer: Do I own pokemon? No. Do I wish that I own pokemon? Yes. Can you help me get pokemon for myself? No. Do I own pokemon? No. ****** Cel3stial drag0N: Hello everyone, and welcome back! Today I am going to interview world famous Pokemon Master Ash Ketchum! Audience: Yay! Celestial drag0N: The topic will be a very popular one: his relationship with his 'friend' Misty Waterflower! So Ash, are you ready? Ash: Guess so. CD: Alright then, how close are you to Misty? Ash: I guess you could say very close, I've known her for 7 years and she is my best friend. CD: I see. Do you have a secret crush on her? Or an untold love? Ash: Um, n-no! Why would I? I mean she's a stupid brat, wannabe water pokemon master, bike-less, scrawny, and pathetic person! Hehe… Misty: WHAT DID YOU SAY ASH KETCHUM? Ash: Misty! What are you doing here? It's my interview! Misty: I came with you to the studio, genius. I was backstage. Ash: Oh, hehe, I knew that. Misty: Now, about that stuff you said about me… Ash: I didn't mean any of that, M-Misty? I meant that you are a great, beautiful woman with the best pokemon in the world! Please don't hit me with your mallet! Misty: What did you say? Louder! Ash: **shouting** You are a great, beautiful woman with the best pokemon in the world! Please don't hit me with your mallet! Misty: Not good enough. *Takes out mallet and bonks Ash, rendering him unconscious.* CD: Um, we will be back after a commercial break! 5 minutes later… CD: Hello everyone, and welcome back! Ash is finally conscious again, so we can go on with the interview! Also, he is still recovering from his injury, so he might tell us some things he normally wouldn't want us to know. *wink wink* Ash: Hi! I'm Tomato Ketchup! Ask me your bananas and I'll answer apples! CD: Right…So Ash, do you have a crush on Misty? Ash: Yup, I sure do! I love her! But she will never love me… *Ash regains his smartness. (A/N: What smartness?) Ash: Um, I didn't mean what I just said, I, err… Misty: Oh Ash, I never knew you felt that way! I love you too! *Launches herself at Ash and gives him a deep kiss on the lips* CD: Well, I guess that wraps up our interview! In conclusion, Ash and Misty do love each other, and now they are finally together! *Sees Ash and Misty kissing passionately on the floor* Err, hehehe. You got this on camera right? Should we send it to the whole world? Audience: What do you think, you idiot! Of course! CD: Uh huh…Well, see you next time when we interview Misty Waterflower! Good- bye! *Walks off stage* ****** May: (A/N: The one from Advanced Generation.) Nooo! Misty got Ash… Don't worry! This isn't the end! I'll get Ash someday! ****** So, what do you think? I'm gonna be making a couple of these short interview stories. Please review! See ya!