Brock's Interview by Cel3stial drag0N Hope you enjoy this interview! Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, and that's the truth. Also, I don't own the song 'Two Perfect Girls' that I put in here. ****** Cel3stial drag0N: Hello everybody and welcome to the show! Today, we will be interviewing the famous Pokemon breeder Brock Slate! How are you today? Brock: I'm fine. By the way, all of you beautiful girls out there in the audience and who are watching this show at home, come to the Pewter City gym tomorrow in the afternoon! There you will get a chance to date me, Brock the Rock! *He strikes a pose, while Cel3stial drag0N and the audience all sweatdrop* CD: Ahem, alright then, today's topic will be your obsession with girls. So, first question: How come Jenny and Joy are both the perfect girls for you? Brock: Well, it's pretty obvious that Jenny and Joy are both absolutely gorgeous. CD: Then, which one do you like better? Brock: Hm…that's a tough one. I can't really decide. CD: Ok then, how come you like every Jenny and Joy, and even though they are all exactly alike, you always claim that they are more beautiful than the last? Brock: Duh, 'cause they are! CD: Right…then…how about Suzie and Ivy? Don't you like them? *Background turns blue and Brock faces the wall* Brock: Don't say that name… CD: Well? Answer my question. Brock: Alright, all four of the girls are very beautiful, but I see Jenny and Joy more than I see Susie and her…but to tell you the truth I'm probably most in love with Susie. CD: I see…speaking of her, whatever happened between you guys? Brock: I guess I have to tell the world what happened. CD: Go on… (A/N: I completely made this up…I really don't know what happened between Brock and Ivy in the anime…) Brock: Well, everything was fine and dandy until this other Pokemon breeder came and visited us. Ivy immediately felt attracted to him and invited him to stay at our research center. He agreed, and the professor forgot all about me. First, I was able to live with him, but barely. But I finally cracked when I caught them kissing. The next morning, I left them a note right before I left. CD: Oh…but there's many other fish in the sea, as they say. Besides, now that you are a famous and professional Pokemon breeder, you can go and visit Susie! Brock: Of course, why didn't I think of that? CD: *Quietly* Because Brock the love master has a mind shrouded with perverted thoughts…heehee. Brock: What did you say? CD: Nothing, nothing. Well, that's the end of our interview, but Brock has requested that he could be able to sing the song 'Two Perfect Girls.' Brock: *Pulls out microphone and stands up* Thank you, thank you, my adoring fans. I hope you enjoy this song. Wait a minute. Who am I kidding? Of course you will enjoy this song! *Audience sweatdrops as Brock starts to sing* A one-woman man's what I wanna be! Stay by her side soooo faithfully! I would if I could... But it's just no good... Cuz there's 2 perfect girls for meee... Hahaha! Alright! Jenny! Oh Jenny! Joy! Oh Joy! A one-woman man's what I wanna be! But there's 2 perfect girls for me! Oh yeah! Officer Jenny! Oh can't you see! You can lock me up and throw away the key! Jenny! If lovin' you's a crime! Then sent'ce me now! 'N I'll do the time! My uniform beauty's simply the best! She's got me heart under house arrest! But before that cop names me her boy... I'm head over heels! He's head over heels... Head over heels for a nurse named... Jooooy! Woo! Jenny! Oh Jenny! Joy! Oh Joy! A one-woman man's what I wanna be! But there's 2 perfect girls for me! All Right! Nurse Joy! Won't you please! Cure me of this baaaad disease! Oh Joy! The diagnosis is bleak! When I see your face... My knees get weak! Well, I'm burning up! I got the fever! She's my perfect nurse! And I'll never leave her! Her bedside manner has healed so many! So why am I in love? Why is he so in love? Why am I in love? With Officer Jenny! Brock: Alright everyone! Start clapping! *No one starts to clap, but Brock doesn't notice* Yeah! Jenny! Oh Jenny! Joy! Oh Joy! A one-woman man's what I wanna be! But there's 2 perfect girls for me! Hahahaha! Alright! Swing it! Woo! A one-woman man's what I wanna be! But there's 2 perfect girls for meeeee... Oh! I've tried...And I've tried... And I've searched way deep inside... From these two, I won't choose... I can't stand the bad news... About the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose! This can't go on! Enough is enough! I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough! It's time for eenie-meenie-minie-moe! But wait a second! Wait a second! Wait a second! Com'on and wait a second! What's her name? I've just gotta know! I've just gotta know! Oh Jenny! Oh Jenny! Joy! Oh Joy! A one-woman man's what I wanna be! But there's 1, no 2! No, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ssssoooo many! Perfect girls for mee-eeeee! Alright! CD: Thank you for that performance Brock, but now the show must end. See you next time when we interview Tracey Sketchit! ****** The next day… Brock: It's already evening, and no girls have visited me yet! Oh well, they probably are just late. ****** Hope you enjoyed this interview! Please review! Bye! Email: bladestorm56@comcast.net