We Hate Barney! Hey guys! I'm kinda bored, so I just wrote this. And if any of you are wondering why 'This Means War!' and 'Fighting Back' are not being updated, it's because I'm taking a break from those two stories. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. I do not own Digimon. I do not own Barney. I do not own 'Barney's on Fire.' ****** A tall, skinny man got into a costume. "I don't know anything about this 'Barney'…… but it's the only job I could find, so let's get it over with." ****** 'Barney' was on the set, doing one of the latest shows, when a kid sneaked into the studio. He was very smart for his age, and he had invented a ray gun that could zap anyone or anything to anywhere. "I hate Barney…" he whispered before firing the ray gun. ****** Barney was just calmly following the script, and was doing everything perfectly fine. It wasn't until the last second that he say a kid in the background shoot something at him. Everything went white. ****** Ash, Misty, and Brock were walking down the road on the way to Viridian City. (A/N: You know, the song?) "Hey guys, what's that?" Ash said, pointing to a purple heap of 'something' next to the road. "Uh, I don't know, Ash…" Misty replied uneasily. "Maybe it's a Pokemon, and we should take it to the Pokemon center," Brock suggested. Suddenly the 'something' started to groan. It got up, and all three Pokemon trainers could get a look at his face. "AH, IT'S BARNEY!!!" ****** Whiteness, spinning around wildly, and landing hard were the last things Barney remembered. He thought he heard some voices. Listening closely, he recognized them as kid voices. He looked up, and a trio of friends were looking back at them. For some reason, they screamed. So he did the only reasonable thing to do. To comfort them. He tried to hug them. ****** "Watch out, he's going to hug you!" Ash jumped out of the way when he heard Misty's call. Barney then tried to hug Brock. Suddenly, Brock decided to become 'Brock the Rock.' He got ready and kicked Barney right in the nuts. "Ahhhh!" Barney screamed while rolling around on the ground in pain. Brock struck a pose. "You are a loser, I am a weiiiiner!" "I hate Barney, and I bet we all do, so let's burn him, electrocute him, and drown him!" Ash shouted. He called out Quilava and Tododile. "Tododile, Hydro Pump!" 'Todo!" In seconds Barney was on the ground, coughing out water. "Now, Pikachu, water conducts electricity, so use a Thunder!" Pikachu shot a Thunderbolt into the sky, and down came a Thunder. Pikachu directed it to hit Barney. "YEARGHHHH!" Barney now looked just like a bunch of cooked meat. "Now, for the finale, Quilava, use Fire Blast!" Quilava shot out some fire in the shape of the star, and it hit Barney dead-on. Barney started to stop, drop, and roll, frantically trying to smother the flames. "I never thought this would come in handy…" Misty pulled out a radio and a collection of about 100,000 CDs from thin-air. She picked out a CD and put it in the radio. Ash and Brock, recognizing the tune, soon began to dance. Misty joined in soon after. (A/N: I seriously recommend that you read the lyrics.) Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out (kids sayin "kill him" in the background) Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire! This is our secret desire We'll watch the flames burn higher But dont you try to put him out (break it down for me fellas!) Barney: I love you...you love me (Barney Screaming) Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired Wont you help us fan the flames higher And you better not try to put him out Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead Barney finally managed to get the flames to die down. Immediately, he got up and ripped off the costume. "I'm not Barney! I'm just an actor!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. Ash, Misty, and Brock all sweatdropped. "Uhh…sorry mister…" Ash apologized. Misty and Brock nodded their heads in agreement. "Where are you from?" "I'm from America. My name's Caleb." 'Barney' replied. "Hm, never heard of it. Maybe Prof. Oak will know." ****** 2 days later… "I have never heard of this 'America' either. Since Caleb only knows that he was transported here somehow, we have no way of returning him to his home." Prof. Oak thought for a few seconds. "Unless…" "Unless what, Professor?" Ash asked excitedly. "Ash, forgive me for saying this, but you are incredibly dense. Remember that Celebi that you caught the other day? Celebi can not only travel through time, but also to other places, too." Prof. Oak explained. Ash fell down anime-style. "Oh yeah, huh." ****** Ash walked into the living room where his friends and Caleb were sitting. "Alright Caleb, time for you to go home. ****** Caleb was already back home. It had taken Celebi quite some time to convince it to transport Caleb, since it didn't trust him. Finally, after a lot of persuasion, Celebi agreed. "Boy, glad that's over," Ash said. ****** "Caleb! You're back!" the director exclaimed. "We caught the kid that shot the ray gun at you, and he told us that the ray gun transported you somewhere. How did you get back?" "Uh, I walked back…" Caleb had promised that he would never speak of the Pokemon world, and he was going to keep that promise. "So, let's get on with the show!" ****** A young wizard named Harry Pothead was hiding behind one of the chairs. "I hate Barney…" he whispered, before firing some magic at Caleb. ****** Caleb groaned and woke up. The last thing he remembered, was actually, the same sensation he had gone through before when he had first been teleported to the Pokemon world. "Hey, any of you Digimon know what this thing is?" someone asked. "I don't know, Tai, maybe it's a…Ah! It's Barney!" a small orange dinosaur-like creature yelled. 'Not again…' ****** I know, kind of dull, but I'm really bored right now. Please review. Comments or flames, doesn't matter. Seeya! Email: bladestorm56@comcast.net