"AHHHH!" Ash screamed, suddenly being silenced by Lewis.

"Banana cream," Misty said, suddenly waking up, the covers falling from her. They were in Ash’s room. Misty had the bed, and Ash and Lewis were sleeping on the floor. Ash had just sorta woken up and had seen Lewis making faces at him.

"Why did you wake me up?" Ash asked, panting hard from the scare.

"Cause it’s Christmas morning!" Thundy said, hopping from Misty’s bed.

"I always get up at four on Christmas," Lewis whispered.

"Four? It’s three fifty nine," Ash mumbled.

"I’ll raise you a piece of pie," Misty mumbled falling off the bed.

"Close enough. Let’s get downstairs!" Thundy shouted but was quickly silenced by Pikachu. They all crept downstairs only to get assaulted by a mass of bright light from cameras. Charmander, Mrs. Ketchum, Brock, Tracey, Gary, and Prof. Oak were all there smiling their heads off.

"Charmander here gave us a warning," Tracey explained.

"Wha?" Misty went, still not entirely awake.

"(Should I wake her with a Thundershock)?" Pikachu asked.

"Nah, that’s okay. It’s Christmas," Ash answered.

"Heads up!" Gary yelled, throwing a package. It hit squarely on Misty’s forehead. She just blinked and picked it up.

It was two hours later that all the presents had been opened. Misty still hadn’t fully wakened up. She seemed to be under the impression this was a dream.

"Now it’s time for a game!" Thundy shouted.

"I’m hip," Misty mumbled, falling forward and nearly squishing Ash’s new hat.

Gary pulled out something from behind him.

"What’s that?" Lewis asked.

"It’s a truth teller. It can tell if you’re lying or not. We’ll play a truth game," Gary smiled evilly.

"Then Charmander and me can’t play. We’d be able to fool it," Lewis said. Gary just shrugged and placed it in the middle of the loose circle that himself, Ash, Pikachu, Thundy, Brock, Tracey, and Misty had formed. Ash had propped her up.

"This is a realistic dream," Misty mumbled, blinking one eye at a time. She suddenly fell forward again and landed her head on the truth teller. Everyone leaned in to see if she had fallen asleep and heard a loud snore.

"Get her back up," Brock said. Ash propped her back up. Thundy jumped in her lap.

"Who should go first?" Tracey asked.

"Hmmm. How about Ash?" Brock said. Ash just shrugged as Gary turned the truth teller on.

"Now we need a good question," Thundy said. Everyone but Misty and Ash huddled together in a whispered discussion. Ash looked over at Misty who just patted him on the head and complimented on what a good Pikachu he was.

"Did you, or did you not peek at the present your mom had gotten you?" Brock asked.

"Of course not," Ash said. The truth teller said it was true.

"Hold on. Did you have one of your Pokémon peek at it?" Gary asked. Ash just muttered no and the truth teller beeped that he was lying.

"Who’s next?" Thundy asked. Tracey had a sudden idea and set up a camera to record this.

"(I’ll go)," Pikachu said, raising his paw.

"Do you love me?" Thundy suddenly asked before discussions began.

"(Yes)," Pikachu said. The truth teller beeped true. Thundy cooed and sat down next to a blushing Pikachu.

"Roasting walnuts," Misty mumbled. Everyone got an evil look on their face and turned towards Misty.

"Do-," Ash began but was stopped by the chorus of voices behind him.

"Do you follow Ash for the bike alone?" they all said but Ash.

Misty just sorta giggled and fell asleep again. She suddenly woke back up. Still in a state of sleep exhaustion she mumbled two words, "What bike?"

Everyone just stared in silence.

"Isn’t it suppose to beep or something?" Lewis asked, looking up t a book he had gotten.

"Uhhh," Gary went.

"Let’s sing!" Thundy shouted. She hopped up and landed on Misty’s head. She tumbled over on Ash who went sprawling and knocked Lewis’s book out of his hands. The book went flying and hit Pikachu on the head, who immediately shocked everyone. This woke Misty up.

"Where am I and why am I covered in drool?" Misty asked, suddenly waking up, sitting up and staring at the extra crispy people around her.

"It’s Christmas morning. You’ve been in a daze for the past two hours," Brock explained.

"I said let’s sing!" Thundy shouted, still on Misty’s head.

{Now to a song mode… I think.}

(Misty is standing alone; a spotlight illuminates her.)

Misty: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Everyone: A Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Tracey: Seven pen sets

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Prof. Oak: Eight Pokedexs

Tracey: Seven pen sets

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Pikachu: (Nine crushing hugs),

Prof. Oak: Eight Pokedexs

Tracey: Seven pen sets

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Everyone: Ten Pokeblocks,

Pikachu: (Nine crushing hugs),

Prof. Oak: Eight Pokedexs,

Tracey: Seven pen sets,

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Delia: Eleven phone calls home,

Everyone: Ten Pokeblocks,

Pikachu: (Nine crushing hugs),

Prof. Oak: Eight Pokedexs,

Tracey: Seven pen sets,

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Lewis: Twelve good friends,

Delia: Eleven phone calls home,

Everyone: Ten Pokeblocks,

Pikachu: (Nine crushing hugs),

Prof. Oak: Eight Pokedexs,

Tracey: Seven pen sets,

Gary: Six furry Eevees,

Everyone: Five PokeNavs,

Thundy: Four friendly shocks,

Brock: Three sweet kisses,

Ash: Two mallet whappings,

Everyone: And a Master Ball just for me!

Misty: Jingle Bells!

Ash: Gary smells! (He jumps in front of Misty who lets out a hey.)

Brock: Thundy laid an egg! (Thundy coos at Pikachu who goes solid as a board.)

Lewis: Tracey Sketchit lost his pen!

Thundy: And Pikachu saved the day

A very angry Misty: Jingle Bells!

Ash: Gary- (Is cut short by Gary.)

Gary: -Rules!

Brock: Ash is a fool!

Tracey: Lewis took my pen!

Thundy: Hey Pikachu, want to have a kid?

A still angry Misty: Dashing through the snow

Ash: Beating Gary’s team!

Lewis: On and on they go

Brock: Squabbling all the way

Everyone: Hey!

Pikachu: (Thundy stay away)!

Tracey: Give me back my pen! (Tracey is jumping for the pen Lewis has levitated above his head.)

Everyone but Misty: What fun it is to change this song, and void the copyright!

Everyone: Hey!

A Misty who is pulling out her mallet: Jingle Bells!

Ash: Gary s- (Is stopped short by Misty’s mallet.)

Gary: rules! (Is knocked silly from the mallet.)

Lewis: I got Tracey’s pen! (Is rendered unconscious and the pen falls on a high counter, knocking a large picture off and falling on Tracey, rendering him unconscious.)

Brock: Don’t hit me with that mallet you! (Is rendered unconscious by Misty’s Mallet O’ Doom.)

Pikachu and Thundy, slowly: Too late he spoke to soooooooooooooooooon! (Are both hit and unconscious thanks to the mallet.)

"That’s better," Misty mumbled and went to get some sleep.

A.N. Like the changed "Jingle Bells" and "Twelve Days of Christmas"? I do not own Pokémon, "Jingle Bells", or "Twelve Days of Christmas". Have a very merry Christmas. It’s no longer for just Christians, but anyone who wants presents on that particular day of the year! Seriously, I think… *Gnaws a wooden fence post.*