Authors Note: Wahoo, I’m back! And not alone!! (sigh) No, it’s not Eevee…. Actually I’m doing my first story CO-Authored with somebody else… Who you might ask? Heh, I’m not telling who he is.. I sure HOPE he’s a he, or else I’m probably getting my butt kicked! (sigh) Well, if you don’t know what this story’s about, then don’t worry…I or Cel3stial drag0n know it! ……… DID I JUST SAY THAT!?!?!?!?! DAMMIT!!! (sweatdrop) heh heh, I didn’t say who I CO-author with!! Nope!! Not me!! Heh heh…
Disclaimer: Prp! If you think I or Cel3stial owns Pokémon, then I suggest that you go to the nuthouse!! They love having people like you over..! And I don’t mean for dinner!! You poor poor weirdo….
The craziest story..EVER!! Part 1
Ash, Misty and Brock were NOT walking down the road! They were having lunch nearby a lake. (A/N: Wow! I actually managed to start a story without the gang walking down the road!) There were peace between the humans…untill… ”WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT SPIDERMAN IS BETTER THAN SUPERMAN?!?!?!?!?” It was the two boys arguing..
Ash:” Well, what do you mean about my mom being cute?!?!?!!”
Brock:” Absolutely nothing!! You must be hearing things!”
Ash:” Well, at least I can see!!!”
Brock:” And what, exactly, do you mean by that?!?!?”
Ash:” I mean by, that I can see, because I have EYES!!”
Misty:” Oh dear god, not again! (sigh)”
Brock:” Are you saying that I don’t have eyes?!!?! I proved it to you, when we were with Kira to her hometown!!”
Ash were about to say something, but didn’t. Then he did ”Okay, sorry!”
Misty:”(sigh) Finally!”
Ash:” BUT SPIDERMAN IS STILL BETTER THAN SUPERMAN!!!”
Brock:” IS NOT!!!”
Misty slapped her head in frustration. Pikachu sighed. And Togepi suddenly took out Misty’s mallet and slammed the two arguing boys, and they falled to the ground, twitching in pain. Misty and Pikachu just starred oddly at the tiny egg. ”I better keep Togepi far away from my mallet, huh Pikachu?”. Pikachu nodded in agreement. Ash and Brock sat up rubbing their heads.
Ash:” Dammit Misty! Why don’t you keep Togepi in a leash or something?!”
Brock:” Yeah, it could kill somebody! And if you follow the ’Pokemopolis’ theory, it will!!”
Misty:” You’re stupid! Togepi is just a baby! And besides, it stopped you two from fighting, about something stupid!”
Ash:” It wasn’t stupid! Brock likes my mom, for pete’s sake!!”
Brock:” Does not!”
Ash:” You said so yourself!!”
Brock:” Did not!!”
Ash:” Did too!!!”
Suddenly they stopped arguing since they heard some other persons arguing. They looked to where the voices came from. It was Kira and Cel3stial walking and arguing at the same time.
Kira:” WHY THE HECK DON’T YOU LIKE THE IDEA ABOUT BROCK LIKING ASH’S MOM?!?!”
Cel3stial:” COZ’ IT’S DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING! THAT’S WHY!!!”
Kira:” SO?! THAT’S PART OF THE STORY!!”
Cel3stial:” THE STORY IS CALLED ”THE CRAZIEST STORY..EVER!!”, NOT ”THE MOST DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING STORY..EVER!!”
Kira:” IT’S JUST FOR FUN! YOU DON’T REALLY BELIVE THAT I BELIVE THAT THEORY, DO YOU?!?!”
Cel3stial:” WELL, IN THE MATTER OF FACT, I DO!!”
” Hey! What’re you doing here, Kira? And who are he?” Ash pointed to Cel3stial. ”Well, this is my friend Cel3stial! He’s making a CO-author story with me!”
Ash:” You’re an author?”
Cel3stial looked at Kira oddly. ”You mean that they don’t know, that you’re the author of this story?”. Kira clasped her hand in front of Cel3stial’s mouth, while smiling and gritting her teeth. ”They’re not supposed to know, baka!” She removed her hand again. ”Oh..ok”
Brock:(looking sad)” He’s not your boyfriend, is he?”
Kira and Cel3stial looked at Brock oddly.
Cel3stial:” Ewwww, you sick (Bleep)”
Kira:” Yeesh Brock!! We’re just friends! I haven’t hit puberty THAT hard yet!!”
Brock looks at Kira’s chest. ”Well, something have hit it, alright!!”. Kira blushed and glared at Brock furiously. ”Why you sick mother fu****”. She then took a 3 stores high building, with people in it, and threw it on Brock. ”Ow”
Kira:”You’re worse than Eevee, you bastard!”
Cel3stial:” Damn! When she gets angry, she really gets strong!”
Misty:” Well, this just proves that you shouldn’t tick her off…”
Ash:” Um..Kira? Speaking of Eevee, where is it?”
Kira calmed down and looked at Ash, a bit surprised. People looked out of the building, not understanding what’s going on. ”Um, well… It didn’t manage to stay up late so I taped one of thoes late night PG27 movies to it. It’s watching them now”
Misty:” You mean, you haven’t figured out its’ gender yet?”
Kira:” Well, I’ve looked everywhere on it, and found nothing. And you can’t hear it on its’ voice, since it’s all sqeaky n’stuff”
Misty:” Well, I think it’s a male, since it’s a pervert!”
Cel3stial:” Then you definatly don’t know Kira then!”
Kira:” Oh shut up!”
Ash:” Uh, guys?”
Kira, Cel3stial and Misty looked at Ash. ”What is it , Ash?”
”Shouldn’t we get Brock out from under that 3 stores high building? Isn’t he going to die, if he stays down there?”
Kira:”(sigh) okay okay, I’ll get him out!”
She walked over to the high building, took it of the ground, and threw it away. People in the building screamed, while they disappeared in the horizon. Cel3stial, Ash, Misty and Pikachu watched and sweatdropped. Togepi enjoyed watching the building fly, thinking it’s an airplane. Brock lay in the big crater the building had made. He looked crushed and had spirals instead of eyes. He mumbled something like ”..Dear…mommy….I’ll..never…get.. laid..”
Misty:” Well, at least he’s alive…”
Cel3stial:” Uhmm Kira? Can we go now?”
Kira:” Why?”
Cel3stial:” Coz’ it’s my turn to write now!”
Kira:” WHAT?!?! That’s ridiculous! I’ve only written 94 lines!!”
Cel3stial:” So? You probably don’t have anything more to write anyways!”
Ash and Misty looked at the two authors, not having any idea what they’re arguing about. Kira looked evilly at Cel3stial. ”So I don’t have anything to write, huh?” Suddenly a piano falled down from the sky, and hit Cel3stial on the head. Before Cel3stial could do anything, Kira wrote Team Rocket in and threw them on him.
Meowth:” Hey, what’re we doing here?”
Jessie:” The last thing I remember, was me getting a manicure”
James:” Yeah, and I was watching FRIENDS!”
Cel3stial:” Would you PLEASE get off me?!”
Team Rocket looked down and saw that they were sitting on Cel3stial. They immediatly got off him, and he stood up and glared angrily at Kira. ”Two can play THAT game!” Cel3stial then wrote a penguin in and threw it on Kira. ”Hey! It’s MY story! You’re not supposed to write in it!” She then wrote a pencil in and threw it in Cel3stials’ eye. ”@#£¤% MY EYE!!!”
They continued fighting, writing several things in and threw it at eachother. Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Team Rocket watched the fight and sweatdropped. Brock still lay in the crater, mumbling some weird words.
James:” Um, what’s going on?”
Meowth:” And who are he?”
Meowth pointed towards Cel3stial.
Misty:” Well, he’s Cel3stial, and I seriously don’t know what’s going on!”
Ash:” Duh, Misty! They’re fighting!”
Misty hit Ash with her mallet. ”I know that dumbass! I meant that I don’t know what they’re fighting about!” Ash rubbed his head. ”Then why didn’t you say so?!?!”
Jessie:” Hey! We don’t need more fighting, CAPICHÉ?!?!”
Ash and Misty stopped arguing, and so did Kira and Cel3stial.
Cel3stial:” Did you guys talk about us?”
Jessie:” No, I meant the twerps!”
Kira:” Oh, ok!”
The two authors began fighting again. The others sweatdropped. The fight was lasting for another 2 hours. Misty, Jessie and James was playing cards. Brock was still in the crater. And Ash, Meowth, Pikachu and Togepi was sitting on the ground, yawning once in a while still watching the fight.
Meowth:” How long can they go on?”
Pikachu:” Pika chu (I dunno)”
James:” You know… It feels like we’re missing something..”
Jessie:” Now that you’re mentioning it! But what could it be?”
James:” Well, we always try to steal Pikachu… Maybe that’s it!”
Misty:” Aww, come on! I’m not in the mood today!”
Pikachu:” Pika kachu! (Me neither!)”
Meowth:” We might aswell! There’s nothing to do here, anyways!”
Ash:”(sigh) Okay..”
Everybody got up, and Team Rocket walked over to one side of the ground, and Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Togepi on the other side.
Jessie:” Alright! Give us Pikachu, or else!!”
Ash:”(yawn) Or else what?”
James:” Or else we….(sweatdrop) Um, Jessie? We don’t have any weapons with us!”
Jessie:”(sweatdrop) Uhh…or else we….ATTACK YOU WITH THIS FEATHER!!!”
She took out a little Pidgey feather, and hold it in a threatening way. Ash, Misty and Pikachu sweatdropped.
Misty:” Okaaaay….What now?”
Everybody stood there, not knowing what to do. Kira and Cel3stial was still fighting.
Ash:” Oh yeah! Now I remember! Pikachu, Thunderbolt!”
Pikachu fired a thunderbolt at Team Rocket, and they got blasted off…..again.
Ash:” (sigh) That was boring!”
Pikachu:” Pika (Yeah)”
Misty:” What about we take Brock to a hospital? I don’t think thoes two, will ever stop fighting…”
Ash:” Guess you’re right..”
They walked down the crater, and picked up the smashed Brock carefully, and carried him away. As soon everybody was gone, Kira and Cel3stial stopped fighting.
Cel3stial:” Were are everyone?”
Kira:” Guess, they walked away…”
” How many lines have you written now?”
Kira looks up.”157 lines!”
” Is that enough?”
” Yeah! Heh, sorry ’bout throwing that piano on your head..”
” That’s okay.. Sorry about throwing that Slugma up your nose….”
” Trust me! It’s the Slugma, you should say sorry to! Heh, and at least the hairs’re gone!”
”Sooo…, will you end this now?”
”Might as well… Eevee’s waiting for me anyways! And this time, I WILL see what gender it is!”
”Heh, good luck!”
”See ya!”
”Bye!”
They then walked each their way. Suddenly Cel3stial stopped and yelled at Kira.” Is it me, who’s making the next part?”
”Yes!”
”Oh, okay!”
They walked away, and then they were gone. But nobody noticed that Togepi was still there. It looked around, not knowing were everyone is….. It then ran after were Cel3stial went…
To be continued….
A/N: Finally, this is done!! Hope that Cel3stial knows what to write to the next part… Heh well, anyways just read and review! And remember that this is just as much Cel3stial’s fic as it is mine! So remember to give him credit too! But I guess, he talked about something if the story was bad, then it was mine alone! Ain’t it sweet? LOL!!! Anyways, Remember to read all of Cel3stials’ and my stories! I highly recommend that you at least read Cel3stials’!!
See ya!!
Chatsy ^_^