Authors note: Hey! I'm in a funny mood right now, so I decided to make a funny story. I'll be in it too ^_^ and I need a time off my other story The Mt. Silver Devil.. I've been working on that in 5 days in a row now. Making one chapter a' day. -_-Z this story's gonna tell a little bit of my personality, so be prepared to see some weirdness.. anyway on with the story! I don't own pokemon, some other dude does. (to lazy to remember), so PLEEZ don't sue me! Pokemon meets…ME! Ash, Misty and Brock are walking down a road, lost yet again… Misty wacked Ash with her mallet. Ash: What was that for?! Misty: For getting us lost again! Ash: But Brock is the one leading the way! Misty: Oh… Sorry bad habit… Misty then wacked Brock with her mallet, making him faint. Or is he? Well, you can't see if so, coz' of thos' slit-eyes! Ash: great, now we have to wait 'till he wakes up, before we can move on! Some voice: I can help! Ash/Misty: huh? They looked and saw a girl with shoulderlength hair and green with a little hint of amber eyes. She had baggy tie-pants that was sand colour, a army green t-shirt and a pink vest. A bit of a tomboy, actually. That's right! It's me!! But they didn't know, coz' they don't know me! Ash: Who are you? See? But it would be too obvious to tell them my net name, and my real name is out of the question. Me: Uhmm… my name's.. Kira!! (sweatdrops) (smacks forehead)"why did I just say that? Misty: Kira? Weird name… Kira: Excuse me! It's prenounced K-ra! Thank you very much! "Gah, I just have to live with that!" By now Brock woke up and saw me. He went gaga (wonder why) over me, but since I want a guy with eyes, I slapped him silly, making him faint, yet again! Misty: Sorry for my friend, he's just girlcrazy. Kira: So I noticed… why don't you just give him a porn magazine? So we girls don't have to suffer? Ash: Porn magazine? What's that? Misty: Nothing Ash! Kira: Why don't you tell him? The kid's growing anyway! Ash, a porn magazine, is a magazine with naked women! Ash: oh…. Like that one in Brock's backpack? Misty/Kira: What? Ash: Yeah, he looks in it every night! Sometimes he show me some pictures, but they're quite sickening. Brock woke up again, only to notice an angry Misty and a laughing me. Brock: What? Ash what's going on? Ash: I just told the girls about your night time magazine, that's all.. Brock:(paled) Y-you did WHAT?! I was laughing like crazy, this was so hilarious! Misty: Brock you sick moron! Not only do you read porn, but you're showing them to Ash!!! What the hell are you thinking?!!!!! He's only 12 for god sake!!! That made me stop laughing. I just have to comment this! Kira: Gee Misty, it sounds like you're more worried about Ash, than for Brock's sick mind! Do you rather show that kind of pictures in person? (laughs hysteric) Misty's face went red of anger. (or embarrasment, take your pick). She then pulled out her mallet, and hit me like crazy. Then I fainted………………………………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………..I woke up seeing Ash looking at me, to see if I were okay, while Misty was giving Brock one hell of a scolding! Pikachu didn't want to hear more so it thundershocked them. They got roasted and fell to the ground. Kira: Soo Ash? Those pictures you saw? What do you mean by sickening? Ash looked at me, and sweatdropped. ¤¤¤ Team Rocket was walking nearby, planning how to catch Pikachu. They saw us further down the road. Jessie: Hey, there's the twerp! Let's go ambush them! James/Meowth: OK! But I knew that they were coming (well duh! I'm the author!) and since I don't want Pikachu getting caught… Kira: Yo Ash! Team Rocket's coming! Ash: Huh? Where do you know them from? Kira:(sweatdropped) Uhhh…. (Damn! Of all times he has to be smart now!) Misty: That can wait! Let's just send Team Rocket blasting off first! Kira:(Thank you Misty!) Yeah she's right! Misty: But how did you know that they were coming? Kira:(falls anime style)…(gets up) uhh… intuition! Team Rocket is now on their way, unknown that we're prepared. They send Arbok and Weezing out, put Pikachu shocked them easily. Ash: Just come out Team Rocket! James: Hey! How did you know, that we were coming? Ash pointed towards me. Meowth: Who're you? I saw Meowth and went starry eyes. I love cats! I went over and hugged Meowth tightly. Everyone sweatdropped… Kira: You're the most cutest thing I've ever seen! You're soooo fluffy!!! Meowth:….can't….breathe…. Ash: Kira! Meowth's one of the bad guys! Kira: Cats aren't bad! They're just independent! They're cute and fluffy!!!(looking at Meowth) Mille would like to meet you! Brock: Who's Mille? Kira: My cat. She likes me a lot! (cough scratches cough angry cough Mille) Heh and then again…. Meowth: LET ME GO!!! Meowth fury swiped me across my face, making me very VERY angry! Kira: Why you little…. I kicked Meowth several times, in anger. Misty: Hey, I thought you said you loved cats. I stopped kicking and sweatdropped… Kira: Well I do, but it SCRATCHED ME!!! That hurt like hell!!! James:(rolled eyes) Tell me about it… Kira: Okay, you know when they scratch one right? The pain is most strong after you got hit and… Everyone sweatdropped… Jessie: He didn't mean it litterally, you little freak!! Kira:(smirks) So you're calling ME a freak?! You're the one with the freakishly hair!! Jessie:(steamed) Well… At least my hair isn't messy!! That's true.. my golden brown hair, had many split ends, and was a bit messy, but it maked me look cute ^_^ Kira: But at least I'm not using make up! I'm beautiful as I am!! Jessie:(really mad) Why you little… well, I'm not the one using 5 necklaces and a Hash armband! Kira:(grinned) Can't you say something more insulting? That's just plain lame… Everyone thought that I was signing my own deathlist. Jessie was steaming of anger. (hee hee, I always get the last word! ^_^) Jessie took out her bazooka and pointed it at me. I took out my newly inwrited pokeball and threw it. Out came.. Eevee!! (my favorite ^_^) everyone watched in amusement. Kira: Okay Eevee, use your tackle! Eevee tackled Jessie, making her accidently shoot James and Meowth. They got blasted off again, and then Jessie bazooka "mysteriously" exploded, sending her blasting off again too. ^_^ I returned Eevee back to it's pokéball. And then took a glance on my watch (which is super cool!!) Kira: Oh my god! It's late! I have to go home!! Ash: But it's only 2.pm… Kira:(sweatdropped) uhh… but that's making it 8.pm where I live! Gah! My mom's gonna' kill me! I took Ash by his collar and shaked him like crazy. Kira: If my mom finds out that I'm here (which actually are at the computer, but you get my point) then, there's no t.v for me in a month! I can't live without t.v!! I let go of Ash, who now are so dizzy that he can't stand up. He falls to the ground. Kira:(gasps for air) I'm dying!!!! I-i can't breathe!! Misty: Take it easy! Where exactly do you live? Kira: In D…(sweatdrops)..uhh…D-dalworth? Ash:(trying to stand up) Where's that? Kira:(sweatdropped) forget it. I'll just leave now… buh bye! Brock: Wait! Uhm… can I have your phone number? Ash falled anime style while Misty slapped her forhead. Pikachu sweatdropped, and Togepi didn't understand anything so it just chirped happily. I sighed. I took a card out of my pocket and gave it to Brock. Kira: Here's my card okay? Now see ya! (remembered that they asked me where I knew Team Rocket from, so I decided to run like hell, so they couldn't ask.. It wasn't easy, since my skater shoes made it very difficult to run) Ash: She was weird…. Brock looked at the card I gave him, and there stood: "If you want to see my number, flip card." He did so and read the other side, it said: " If you want to see my number, flip card." Brock flipped the card several times, before he got the joke. Ash and Misty laughed like crazy, and then dragged him down the road, getting more lost, than they already were. The End Authors note: soo what'ya think? Weird? Yeah I know… it was supposed to be that… and that with my name? Well, I'm not telling! ^_^ BWAHAHAHA!! The way I was in this story, is the way I usually am in real life. So you don't want to meet me! ^_^ Anyways, Reviews People!!! Just flame me if you want! This story was just made for fun, so if you liked it that, way, and even think I should make another one, e-mail me goddammit!! Now I should get back to work on my other story. O_O hilsen chatsy ^_^