Author’s note: Okay, I’m finally back, from a long writer’s block!! WOOT for me!!

I hope you’re in for some insanity, coz’ this fic is filled with Authors/artists from the tower, and craziness is at warning… if you don’t like insanity, then I suggest you turn around, get a good book, and be ashamed that you don’t like something that most authors are!! Kidding ^^;;

But I want to thank: Dannichu for being such a great friend and great support!! And Celebi, digiX, Misty’s D, Coal Black Dratini, Reene, Moya, Wolfs Rain, Obsidian Blade, Kevin g., Anonymous 2003, Karyuu Shoujo, Pikachu, Finaille Nailo and many others for being such great friends, and help at the forum!! Glad to know ya all!! ^^

And please check out their fics/art, since they said that they would smash me with a metal rod, if I didn’t advertise for them… help…

This fic is rated PG-13 for some remarks that we shouldn’t let little 7 year olds see. It isn’t bad, but we need a rating. OK!!

 

Disclaimer: I don’t own pokémon, they belong to Satoshi Tajiri, Game freak, Nintendo, 4kids, and many others who I didn’t bother remembering…

 

A New Year’s party!

 

The time was 17:40.

20 minutes until the party starts. Kira walked around nervously. This was the first time she ever held a party. A New Year’s party even! She sighed, and fell down on the couch. The whole day went to fast, and now the time was too slow.

Suddenly something furry stroked up against her leg, “Meow” “ARRGH!!” Kira screamed. She immediately looked down from where the meow came from. She glared. It was her cat Mille. “Damn you, you stupid cat!! I almost got a heart attack!!” Mille just sat there, looking innocent as if nothing had happened. Kira rolled her eyes. She looked at the clock. 17:45. She looked back down at her now hated cat. It was best to get it out of the way, or else it might get hurt from the fireworks. She sighed again. “Better get you out to the kitchen, you stupid idiot” she muttered, and picked up Mille and literally threw it out into the kitchen. (A/N this is just for the fic’s sake! I would NEVER call my cat an idiot! XD) Suddenly a huge smash was heard from the outside door. Kira almost screamed from the loud sound. She glared first, and then walked out to the door, and opened it. The person was a Pikachu morph. She had Pikachu ears and tail, but otherwise looked human, except for she had yellow fur all over.

Dannichu:“ HIYA CHATS!!!”

Kira first screamed, and then calmed down from the other heart attack of the day. “Oh hiya Dannichu. You’re a little early?“

Dannichu:”…. What’re you doing?”

Kira:” Doing what?”

Dannichu:” This is some boring fic! I thought this was meant to be a comedy/crazy fic!”

Kira:” ::looks up:: Damn, I sure did write the start boring, huh?”

Dannichu:” Yup, you sure did!”

Kira:” Ok, I’ll change it now  ::makes a little werid movement with her fingers::

Dannichu: ….. HEY THE “’S ARE GONE!! WOOHOO!!

Kira: Glad to get rid of them!!

Dannichu: Hey, you told me you had an Eevee!!

Kira: So?

Dannichu: Well, where is it?

Kira: ….. I dunno… probably watching a PG-35 movie….

Dannichu: you really have to figure out its’ gender!

Kira: I dunno if I should. I’ve actually gotten used to those movies…

Dannichu: Ya mean ya actually watch them too?! O_o

Kira: Something’s wrong with that? I think “the red dragon” is really fun!

Dannichu: O_o

Kira: What?

Dannichu: You’re sick!

Kira: you mean you actually believed me!?

Dannichu: You lied?!

Kira: ::is having a hard time not laughing:: YES!! So ya actually believed I would do such a thing?

Dannichu: Well, actually… yeah… you ARE perverted, right?

Kira: That’s what I tell people, yeah… ::looks at clock:: OH GOD!!

Dannichu: What?

Kira: It’s 17:55!!!

Dannichu: So?

Kira: THE PARTY STARTS AT 18:00!!!

Dannichu: ….so?

Kira: WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR WHEN THE GUESTS ARRIVES DAMMIT!!

Dannichu: Oh pie!

Celebi: Did anyone say pie?!?!

Dannichu/Kira: Huh? ::Gets runs over by Celebi:: ow..

Celebi: Where! WHERE IS THE PIE?!?!

Dannichu and Kira slowly stand up again, wincing in pain from the run over. “sheesh, ya could’ve at least warned us, before ya ran over us Celebi!”

Dannichu: oh, so you’re Celebi! You’re such a pain to catch in the game!!

Celebi: ¬¬

Kira: Uhm… Dannichu? That’s not the pokémon Celebi.

Dannichu: Oooh… I was wondering why she didn’t look like Celebi

Celebi: And what the heck are you supposed to be?! Some Pikachu morph with Pikachu ears and tail, and yellow fur?!

Dannichu: yup! ^^

Celebi: Oh…

Kira: Well, this is going well..

Celebi: So where’s the guests?

Kira: Well, actually… you’re the only ones who had come.. ::looks at clock again:: And there’s two minutes until the party starts, sooo… ::looks around dumbfounded::

Celebi: ….soo… Where’s the pie?

Kira: ¬¬ It’s in the kitchen… go eat yourself out!

Celebi: YAY!! ::runs into kitchen::

Dannichu: You have pie?

Kira: Actually no, but I just wanted to surprise Celebi with my cat.

Dannichu: O_O YOUR CAT IS HERE?!?! I’M ALLERGIC!!

Kira: Well, since you’re my friend ‘n all, I’ve decided to remove your allergy in this story ^^ So you can easily be near my cat..

Dannichu: Really? YAY!!! Thankies!! PIE!!!

Kira: Uhm.. Yeah… glad to help..

Then a girl comes running towards Kira and Dannichu, and smashes into the door.

Dannichu: What the?

Kira: ::looks down at the girl:: Oh, hi Obsidian!

Dannichu: Who’s Obsidian?

Kira: The girl who just smashed into the door! DUH!!

Dannichu: Oooohhh… Is she okay?

Obsidian: I’m okay!! My Metal rods protected me!!

Dannichu: Uhm.. Wouldn’t the metal rods hurt you even more?

Obsidian: YE DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE POWER OF THE RODS!!!

Dannichu: Eep….

Kira: Uhm… okaaay. Where’s Reene?

Obsidian: Oh, she’s of trying to save some random person…

Dannichu: Why?

Obsidian: ::shrugs:: I dunno. ::strokes her metal rods affectionately::

Dannichu: ::sweatdrops::

Celebi comes back from the kitchen, her mouth stuffed with cookies.

Celebi: Oh, hi Obphie!

Obsidian: Hi Cell

Celebi: Don’t phall me phat!

Obsidian: Then don’t call me “Ophie”!!

Celebi: ::swallows cookies:: Hey Chats! You do know you have a rat in your kitchen?

Kira: Please call me K-ra… ¬¬ and it’s not a rat… it’s my cat Mille…

Celebi: So ya have a rat, you say it’s a cat, and ya call it Mille? O_o

Obsidian: Why do we have to call ya K-ra, anyway? Your net-name is Chatsy ¬¬

Kira: Coz’ it’s part of my genius plot to make fun of my name!

Celebi: That’s a stupid plot!

Kira: Oh, shut it! And remember! I’M the author! So ya better watch out that ya don’t suddenly have some chili powder in your underwear!!

Celebi: EEP!!  ::hides behind Obsidian::

Suddenly screams were heard from outside. The girls looked out the door, and saw Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey, Gary, Pikachu and Togepi coming towards the house. Misty and Brock had to drag Ash, who was screaming for his life.

Ash: ::screaming:: NO!! NO I DON’T WANNA’ GO!! SHE’LL GET ME, I SWEAR YA!! I WANNA’ BE A VIRGIN!!!

Misty: Oh Ash!! Grow up!

Brock: Yeah, you don’t know how lucky you are for having an admirer in the first place!! ::sulks:: Wish I had one…

Ash: Please!! Take her!! She’s all yours!! ::panicks::

Gary: ::snorts:: you’re such a wimp, loser!

Ash: YOU WOULD GET SCARED TOO IF A GIRL CHASED YOU AROUND TRYING TO HUG YOU, AND ARE CAPABLE TO DO SICK THINGS TO YOU!!! ::mutters under breath:: not that it would happen to YOU….

Gary: I heard that!!

Ash: SO?!

Gary: YOU WANNA’ PIECE O’ ME?!?!

Ash: BRING IT ON, MUTHA-(BLEEEEEP)-ER!!!!

Misty and Brock got tired of dragging Ash, so they let him go. Ash and Gary immediately started to fight. Pikachu just watched in disgust, and Togepi just chirped happilly. The girls just sweatdropped at this, although Celebi began to drool, when she saw Gary.

Celebi: GO GARY!!! WOOHOO!! BEAT THAT TWERP UP!! YOU’RE THE CHAMPION!! ::begins throwing 20’es at Gary:: COME ON YOU SEXY BEAST!!! ::whistles crazily::

Kira: ¬_¬ you scare me…

Brock and Misty looks at Celebi oddly, and Pikachu couldn’t believe its’ ears, and Togepi had walked off to a bush to…do…”something”. Ash and Gary didn’t notice anything, and continued fighting.

Obsidian: YE SHALL STOP YOU FIGHTING RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I SHALL GIVE YE A TREATMENT WITH MY METAL ROD!!!

Ash and Gary continue fighting.

Obsidian: they…. They ignored me?!?!?! NOBODY IGNORES THE GREAT RULER OF THE METAL RODS!!!

Dannichu: ::whispering to Kira:: Is she always like this?

Kira: ::whispering back:: sometimes, yeah…

Voice: DO NOT FEAR, ‘TIS I AM HERE!!!

Everybody except Ash and Gary: Huh?

The look at where the voice came from. On a roof not far away, was a girl, with huge wings, and a lion like tail. And to the dramatic effect, she wore a cape, billowing in the wind. It was Reene.

Obsidian: ::mutters:: I’ll get her powers….someday ::evil spark in her eye::

Reene: I’LL STOP THIS FIGHT!! ‘TIS I AM THE GREATEST AND THE STRONGEST….

Before Reene could finish her sentence, a rocket that some kid had fired off hit her. The rocket exploded, and Reene fell down to the ground, twitching in pain. Ash and Gary finally stopped fighting, and everybody looked at Reene. She immediately jumped up again; giving thumbs up, and winked

Reene: I’m okay!! ‘Coz I’m the almighty Reene!!

She then struck a “heroic” pose, and everybody else sweatdropped.

Kira: Uhm… hi Reene…

Dannichu: Is she Reene?! ::looks at Reene nervously::

Kira: Awww, don’t be afraid… she’s harmless!!!

Celebi: ::mutters under breath:: That’s what YOU think…

Reene: OBSIDIAN!!! WHERE’S MY METAL RODS?!

Obsidian: ::sighs:: Here!!

She throws a metal rod at Reene, but accidentally hits her in the eye. Reene just stands there dumbfoundly, not realizing that she the metal rod in her eye.

Misty: Uhm… ::sweatdrop:: Excuse me?

Reene: What?

Misty: You have something in your eye..

Reene then notices the metal rod in her eye, and runs around screaming insanely.

Gary: Oh that’s just wrong! VERY wrong!!

At this point, Celebi had snuck up beside Gary, trying to grab his butt. Ash saw this and his eyes widened.

Ash: Now THAT’S just very wrong!!

He edged away from this attempt, not even considering telling Gary what he was about to go through. Kira got tired by all this, sighed, and walked into the middle of the crowd. Then when Reene was near her, she immediately ripped the metal rod out of Reene’s eye, accidentally also ripping the eye out too. This made Reene scream even louder. Now she was holding her eyeless eye, running around, screaming. “Oh my eye!! THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL!!!”. Then a girl, who was holding tightly to a laptop, walked towards Reene’s fallen eye, picked it up, and walked calmly towards the screaming Reene, and then stuffed the eye back into its’ place. Reene calmed down, and fell back on the ground, sighing happily. The others stared at the girl oddly. Brock went into his usual gaga-mood over seeing a new girl. Obsidian walked over to the girl.

Obsidian: Is that you Moya?

Moya: ::growls:: MY LAPTOP!!! MINE!! AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!

Obsidian: Eeep… ::whimpers:: That’s Moya alright!!

Kira got impatient. “Okay people, can’t we go into the house already? I’m freezing my butt off here!!”

Misty: Yeah, good idea. Uhm…. ::looks around:: Hey where’s Togepi?

At this point a horrible smell suddenly came out from a bush. Everybody held their noses in disgust.

Brock: Oh GOD!! What is that smell!?

Then Togepi came out from the bush, where the stench came from. It had a satisfied look on its’ face. Pikachu hurriedly jumped up on Ash’s shoulder, so it wouldn’t be near Togepi.

Obsidian: Oh THAT’s just GROSS!!! ::dies from the stench::

Reene jumped up, and made a heroic pose again “Fear not!! I’ll save you!!” She then took out a can of Frappucino, and drank it. Her wings and tail then grew bigger. She then took a metal rod, and tried to smash Togepi with it. Misty’s eyes widened. “NO!! DON’T DO IT!!”

Reene: Wha?

Kira: CAN’T WE GO INSIDE NOW?!!? I CAN’T STAND THAT STENCH!!!

Dannichu: Hey, where’s Celebi, and Gary?

Everybody looked around questioningly, wondering where they had gone. Ash then remembered the attempt Celebi tried earlier and got a disgusted look on his face. Obsidian layed on the ground, dead, and little Rattata’s ran up to her, and tried to eat her eyes.

 

To be continued…..

 

Where’s Celebi and Gary?

Why did Ash get a disgusted look on his face?

Will Kira’s party ever start?

Will all the guests even arrive?

Will Obsidian ever come back from the dead?

Why won’t I shut up?

What’s the meaning of life?

 

All this and even more will be revealed in the next part of.. ::drum roll:: A NEW YEAR’S PARTY!!

 

Authors’ note: Well there ya have it. The first part of my sick and twisted fic, about New Year’s eve. Hope ya like it ^^;;

Next part will be up soon. So Review people! If you don’t then I would be a very saaaad panda XP!!

Anywayz, see ya!! And remember until next time… NEVER EVER TAKE ANY DRUGS!!!

 

Chatsy ^^;;