Authors note: Yay! I’m back and ready to annoy you! No really! I’m bored so I decided to make a weird story (I’m good at that, just make a story of me ^_^). So I can’t care less if you flame me.
It’s actually a kind of a talk show (saw too amny Ricki Lake shows), so there!
I still don’t own Pokemon, because if I did, I would be a japanese person, speak japanese (close to that) and be very very rich (which I’m not!). Now on with the story.
My talkshow!
Kira: Heey there!! And welcome to my show! I’ve managed to get the Pokemon characters into my show!
Cheers can be heard.
Kira: Ok first up is (looks at card) ohh my, Rocket fans here’s Jessie, James and Meowth!!
Team Rocket steps in. All Rocket fans cheers like crazy! And Rocket haters curses at them. Soon a fight begins at the audience.
Kira:(sweatdropped) Wow, that was fast!
Meowth: Hey, our fans are fighting for us! Cool!
Jessie: Well duh! We’re Team Rocket! We’re famous! All of our fans loves us!
Kira: Ok that’s nice, now STOP THAT GOD DAMNED FIGHT ALREADY!!! YEESH!
Everyone stopped fighting. Some of the girls began to flirt with James. Jessie got mad and hit them with her fan (that paper thing, not her fans!).
Kira: Hey didn’t you hear me?!
Jessie: Well, they started it!
Kira: Can we start this already?! I got an exam I have to practice to! Now first question: Jessie!
Jessie: Yes?
Kira: Some rumors are made that your mother actually is Prime/Lorelei. Is this true?
Jessie: My mother?! She died when I was very young! I don’t know squat! She might as well be you!
Kira: Are you saying that I’m old enough to be your mother?! I’M YOUNGER THAN YOU!! YEESH! All that flying must’ve hit you head!
Jessie: Well, I don’t know if she’s my mother! If she were, then why didn’t she find me and tell me?
Kira: Good point! Now onto the next question! Meowth! Some people are wondering if you still love Meowsie?
Meowth: Uhh… well… yeah kinda’..
Kira: Even though she maked you talk and walk like a human? And called you a freak? And prefered Persian?
Meowth: YES! YES! I STILL LOVE HER!! YOU HAPPY?!!!
Kira: Well, no, but at least you answered my question. (looks at card) James! Some people are wondering how your parents met such a b**** as Jessebelle.
James: Mee too.
Kira:(sweatdropped) guess I don’t get an answer there. Well, here’s a question to you all. Why is Pikachu that special? I got a stronger one in my Gameboy, for Pete’s sake!
Jessie: Really? (snaps out of it) I mean, that Pikachu is specialr because…. Did you say that you have a stronger one in your gameboy?
Kira: yeah, and I got all 250 Pokemon too! But you can forget it! Gameboy Pokemon isn’t like anime Pokemon!
Meowth: Damn! Well, Pikachu is special because it is stronger than you average Pikachu! And the boss wants it!
Kira: Are you sure?
Meowth: What do you mean?
Kira: Well, as far as I can remember, you guys THOUGHT that it would be perfect for the boss! He didn’t even see it himself!
James:(sweatdropped) Well uhh….
Jessie: Hey wait a minute! Aren’t you that girl who got us blasting off again? (read Pokemon Meets…Me! To get that)
Kira:(sweatdropped) Well, time’s up! It’s time to send some other characters in! (pulled a level and Team Rocket got blatsed off again. Many Rocket fans cried, and some ran after them)
Kira:(looks at card) And now’s the time to send our slit-eyed guy…Brock!
Brock comes in and many girls screams and try to run away. Brock fans do the opposite.
Kira: TAKE IT EASY! YEESH! (calms down) so welcome Brock
Brock: Hey you’re that beautiful girl we met a couple of days ago! (begins to flirt)
Kira:(hitting Brock with an oversized mallet) SIT DOWN! You can flirt with your fans after the show! And remember that I’m not your fan!
Brock: Aww Man!
Kira:(sigh) Well, we need to send the next person in..(looks at card) Watch out guys, coz’ here’s Misty!
Misty comes out, and many guys begins to drool. And even some girls O_o. Misty gets disgusted by that and quickly runs to her seat.
Kira: yo Misty!
Misty: Hey! Kira! What are you doing here?!
Kira: I’m the host! And my name is prenounced K-RA! YEESH!! Now on to the next person! (looks at card) Uhh.. My favourite person! Hold on to your seats girls coz’ here’s Ash Ketchum!!!
Ash walked nevously into the stage, while some girls are cheering like crazy. Some of the girls ran up to him and tried to hug him. He ran scared over to his seat, which were between Misty’s and Kira’s seat. Misty got mad at the girls and began to hit them with her mallet, which made them go back to their seats.
Kira:(snicker) Well, aren’t you the protective one?
Misty: Shut up!
Ash: Hey aren’t you that weird girl, with the Eevee? (once again read Pokemon Meets …Me! To understand that)
Kira: Yeah I am! Got a problem with that?
Ash: Well…no. Where’s Pikachu?
Kira: Out back, eating some cookies. You can join him after the show.
Ash:(shrugged) k…
Misty: Hey wait a minute! What did you mean by Ash is your favorite person?!
Kira:(blushed) Uhh… well. AH TO HECK WITH IT! I THINK HE’S SO DARN CUTE!! (Begins to hug Ash tightly)
Misty and Brock got furious. Misty because…heh heh, you know. Brock because he wanted that kind of attention. Ash got blue on his face. He couldn’t breathe.
He got released.
Kira: (cough) Well, shall we begin?
Misty and Brock glared. Some of the girls in the audience glared too.
Kira:(smirked) Okay! First question! Brock! Why are you so crazy about girls?
Brock: Well, coz’ they’re so beautiful! AND MY NUMBER IS 555-…
Kira: Well good for you! Now next question! Misty! This is the most famous question: Is it true, that you’re secretly in love with Ash?
Misty: No! And I don’t want to hear about that Pokemon tower thing! Wouldn’t you cry, if your friend were dead?!
Kira: Guess so… I’m just thinking about that scene at the spa at Cinnabar Island.
Misty: Huh?
Kira: Well, before you screamed, you took a really long glance at the NAKED boys! Gahahahaha!!!!
Misty: Why you litt.. (begins to stand up)
Kira: SIT DOWN!!!!
Misty: Yes ma’am (sat down)
Kira looked at Ash. He got a bit nervous, after that big hug thing.
Kira: Okay next question! Ash!
Ash: Y-yes?
Kira:(gets dreamy eyes) Are you single?
Many girls began to yell at Kira. Ash sweatdropped.
Kira:(glares at the audience) What did you guys say?
Everyone was silent.
Kira: Yeah, I thought so! Ash, you didn’t answer my question. You wanna go on a date?
Misty: That wasn’t your question!
Kira: Who cares? You don’t like him anyway!
Misty:(steamed) Why you little…..
Misty jumps on Kira, and soon they began a catfight. Ash sweatdropped once again, and Brock wished that girls would do something like that, over him.
Director: Cue to the commercials!
After the commercials…
Kira and Misty has lots of scratches and bruises. Ash had moved his chair away from the girls. But soon some of the girls from the audience tried to sneak up to him, so he had to move back. Much to Kira’s delight. Brock didn’t want to be on the stage, so he moved down do his fans, in the audience. Many of Ash’s fans tried to make him move down there too, but he got scared, and moved, without he knew it, closer to Kira.
Kira: Aww, you wanna sit with me?!
Ash noticed that he was closer to Kira, and began to panick. Kira got a grip on him, and jumped on his lap. He blushed, and Misty steamed. Some of the girls in the audience said some censored words.
Kira: Why didn’t ya say so? (Hugged Ash’s neck). Okay anyways, lets get on with the show!(Pulled out the cards) okay, Misty! Why is WaterPokemon your favorite?
Misty: Why should I tell you?
Kira: Coz’ I asked, and coz’ I’m the host! (smirked, and hugged Ash tighter) and coz’ I’m sitting on the cutest guy on earth!
Ash blushed even redder, and Misty seriously wanted to kill Kira. (Wonder why?) Brock told some of his fans, that Misty secretly loves Ash, but won’t admit it. Misty heard that, and ran down, and slapped Brock silly. Kira didn’t care since she got more time alone with Ash. Ash wanted to run away, but since Kira sat on his lap, then he couldn’t. kira tried to whisper something to Ash, but since she had a microphone on her collar, everyone could hear it.
Kira:(whispering) Hey Ash. Why don’t you say that we go on a date after the show? On the directors’ bill, of course.
Misty stopped slap Brock, took up a chair, and threw it at Kira. Kira jumped backwards, while pulling Ash with her. They landed on the ground, while the flying chair, landed on the chair they sat on ^_^. Kira landed on top of Ash.
Ash screamed and pushed Kira of him. He ran out of the stage. Misty followed, dragging Brock after her. Kira followed, not wanting to let Ash go. Soon all of Ash, Misty and Brock’s fans followed.
The stage was totally empty. You could even hear a couple of crickets.
Director: I thought this stage was bug proof!
Camera man:(sweatdropped) guess not.
Director: Anyways let’s end this show!
Camera man: k.
The End.
Authors note: So what’ya think? Hate it? I thought so! This story was made, coz’ I got bored, so I didn’t expect it
to be perfect. So yes! I’m prepared for flames! You can flame me into a burning crisp! I don’t care! But you can review
if you think that I should make another one. Your choice. One is enough ^_^. Anyways, I have to work on my next story.
See ya! Hilsen Chatsy ^_^