Hi hi, y'all, I hope you enjoy this. Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. Period. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 104 reasons that tell you you're obsessed with Pokemon: 1. You know the name, number, type, ect. of every Pokemon there is. 2. You own at least two of each card on the market. 3. You have every Pokemon video game on the market. 4. You dream about Pokemon. 5. You like it. 6. You dream, in colour, about Pokemon. 7. You compare them ("I, myself, prefer black and white, it's sooooooo classical".) 8. You own every Pokemon product on the market. 9. You think you're Ash Ketchum. 10. You run around yelling "I'm going to be the world's greatest Pokemon trainer! Take that, Gary Oak!" 11. You like it. 12. You put big, yellow ears on your dog, and go around town yelling 'I choose you, Pikachu!' 13. You like it. 14. You watch Pokemon every day. 15. You tape Pokemon every day. 16. Your Hallowe'een costume consists of blue jeans, a black tee, a jacket, an official Pokemon League hat... 17. You refuse to eat anything a Pokemon wouldn't. 18. Yor friends start calling you 'Ash'. 19. YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE WAITING FOR THE NEXT MOVIE TO COME OUT!!! 20. You sail around the entire world looking for Cinabar Island, Shamuti Island, Fire Island, Ice island, Lightning Island, Velencia island, Tangello Island, Seafoam island... 21. You're answering the teacher during class, and suddenly break off into Pikachu. <> 22. You are a member of at least five Pokemon clubs 23. You can recite the Team Rocket motto perfectly, and get VERY annoyed when someone messes it up. 24. You walk down the street singing one of the many Pokemon themesongs. 25. You like it, too. 26. A surefire way to make you angry is to insult Pokemon. 27. You call chocolate timbits 'Pokemon food'. [Note: haven't you noticed that chocolate timbits (the tasty little delicacies that they are) look exactly like the food that Brock keeps feeding his Pokemon??] 28. You refuse to do anything that Pokemon trainers wouldn't do. 29. You strongly believe that Santa's helpers are Jynx's, not elves. 30. You have all of your Pokemon merchandise safely locked in a safe where nobody can get at them. 31. Whenever you go to a lake, you make sure there are no Goldeen's before you go into the water. 32. Once you're in the water, you act like a Golduck. 33. While you're acting a Golduck, you look for water Pokemon in the lake. 34. You finish playing all the Sonic games for Sega, and wonder if he's related to Sandslash, and if Tails is actually a VERY young Vulpix. 35. You wonder is the snakes they have at zoo are related to Arbok. 36. You call the sparrows in your neighborhood Spearows and Pidgeys. 37. If someone says Pokemon is stupid, you beat them up. 38. You think all eagles are related to Pidgeots, all and all hawks are related to Pidgeottos. 39. You jump from the top of the tree because you think you're a spearow and can fly. 40. You make Pokemon animations on the computer. 41. You've visited every volcano, on every island, in the world and tried to see if one of them was the one from Cinabar Island (and suffered third degree burns on over 90% of your body as a result). 42. You have Pokemon wallpaper 43. REAL wallpaper. 44. You call all mice Pikachu. 45. Because of this, the exterminators are afraid of you. 46. You have named the mice at your house Pikachu, Raichu, Sandshrew, Sandslash, Marril... 47. Local stores get scared when a shipment of new Pokemon merchandise gets delayed. 47. You enter a pet store, and ask if they have Eevee's for sale. 48. On your tenth birthday, you look around town, wondering 'Where the heck can I get my license?' 49. You call your stuffed animals names after the Pokemon characters. 50. You watch the show, talk about the show, e-mail about the show, have sites about the show, and still dream about the show. 51. You've watched the entire series at least four times. 52. YOU CAN NEVER WATCH TOO MUCH POKEMON!!!! 53. You still play that "Let's Pretend" game from when you were a child, but the only proper way for you to do it is be a Pokemon character. 54. You find it very easy to make up tests corncerning Pokemon. 55. You get very upset with yourself if you miss a question on a Pokemon test, especially one that YOU made up. 56. Your closest friend is also a Pokemon fan. 57. Your closest friend IS a Pokemon 58. You feel nobody likes the series more than you. 59. You start calling cat-nip 'Poke-Nip'. 60. You are willing to spend hours and hours making a contest entry on the subject of Pokemon!!! (and only stopped because your mom yelled at you to get to bed) 61. You put on furry, yellow ears, and a thunder-bolt tail, and to go to school. 62. You dream of Ash beating all the gym leaders, in colour!!! (pass the popcorn, please) 63. You see a legendary bird pokemon floating in the air. 64. You try to catch it. 65. You say that Ash Ketchum and Tracy are your long lost brothers, and Misty is your ex-girlfriend 66. To celebrate Christmas, you decorate the tree with Pokeballs. 67. You start to call the local vets the Pokemon centre. 68. You get a tight knot in your tummy whenever something bad happens to your favorite Pokemon character. 69. You wonder if your neighbor's cat is Meowth. 70. You call your cat Meowth or Persian (or like some nut in my neighbourhood, Pikachu, for some strange idea). 71. You write as many Pokemon stories as I do. 72. You wreak your CD burner making copies of the CD. 73. You've seen 'Pokemon: The first movie' ten times in the theater, and thirty times at home, during the first week you have the video(!). 74. Your final project in art class is an acrylic portrait of Ash ketchum. 75. Your boyfriend/girlfriend accuses you of beingcompletely, totally and HELPLESSLY in love with Ash or Misty 76. It's true 77. You call walking to the grocery store, or shopping mall 'Going on a Pokemon journey'. 78. You know where the Pokemon stuff can be located in any store within 50 miles. 79. You play Pokemon cards against yourself. 80. You win. 81. Your mom's name is now Joy, or Jenny, or Misty, or D'elia... 82. You call medicine super potion. 83. In art class, all you do with your clay is make little Pokemon figures. 84. You've tried to make Pokemon food. 85. You ate it. 86. You liked it. 87. You go to the police and demand that Officer Jenny keeps Team rocket in prison. 88. You broke down sobbing inconsolably when Butterfree left. 89. You've been to every Pokemon website there is. 90. You paste small stickers, and buttons to a small red box, and call it your pokedex. 91. All you need for a long trip is a deck of Pokemon cards. 92. Your friend has a Picture of his/her loved one in his/her locker and you have a picture of Ash/Misty. 93. You cry when Ash throws himself between Mew and Mewtwo during the big battle at the end of the movie. 94. You cry at anything bad that happens in the series 95. You don't trust anyone with the name 'Jessie'. 96. You don't trust anyone with the name 'James'. (Hmmm! That must be why I don't trust my brother!) 97. The words Pokemon, Pokedex, Battle, Badge, Gym Leader, etc. etc. become a regular part of your vocabulary. 98. You move to Topeka Kansas, because it was 'Topikachu' for a day, or two. 99. You dress up like the Easter Bunny, and strangely end up looking exactly like a Wigglytuff! 100. You almost sign an official document, in ink, 'Ash Ketchum', despite your gender. 101. You actually read all of this list in one day. 102. You actually have done some of the above! 103. You actually have done all of the above!! 104. You actually for truely for real took all of this seriously!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- hahahaha! funny, right? I usually send this to people who need cheering up, although, it has changed since I last sent it to anyone (I've improved it, actually) Chiao! Princess Mystic