Season 2!! Yeap! I’m officially making this and future issues part of season two. Hopefully the story has more than 5 seasons. Oh and by the fucking way, REVIEW YOU LAZY FUCKERS!!! Oh great…now I’ll never get a review. Well the drama is over. Here is the thrilling conclusion of the 2 part Twilight town arc. Enjoy you moochers. __________________________________________________________________________ WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER CONTAINS EXXCESIVE 4TH WALL BREAKING. “ I’m GONNA KILL THEM!!!” Screamed Anthony rushing towards the Heartless. “Why don’t you just use your Pokemon to do it?” Suggested Sora, who could have easily destroyed the Heartless anyways but wanted to see Anthony’s Pokemon because this story has gone on way to long without a single one. Ugh…there I said it. You gotta problem with that? Good…Get yer hand outta yer pants. “…Okay…Yeah thanks thatsa good Idea Sora. I can use my new Shurikennee to rip those Heartless apart!” Said Anthony. “Good! I’ll help!” “Let’s go!!!!” The dudes get there just before the Heartless are about to take out Squeaks Heart. “WHAT?? WHY ME!! It’s because I’ve played very little importance in the story so far huh??!” “Dude, shuddap Squeak.” “ANTHONY! ‘Bout time you got here Squeak shit himself about 6 times already.” Said Mike. “4! You butt pirate…” Said Squeak. Sora slashed at the heartless and told Anthony to save his friends. “Alright Shurikennee! Shuriken barrage!” Commanded Anthony. One by one Anthony freed all of the captives including the missing Gym Leader. “C’mon guys! Let’s get outta here!” Said Sora. The gang and Sora with the Gym leader ran out of the cave that the Heartless were holding them captive. Then Sora sealed the keyhole to the cave…? Is this Pokemon or Kingdom Hearts?? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!! “Goddamn that guy is getting annoying.” Said Amanda. “Fucking-a…” Said Sora. “Alright! Now I can challenge the gym leader to a Pokemon battle!!” Said Anthony. “Are you serious?!?! After all that he’s gone through…you’ll still challenge him?!?!” Said Amanda. “….Yes. Yes I would.” “Dick.” Said Squeak. “Well I wanna Badge too let’s go Anthony.” Said Mike. ------------------------------------------------------------ “HAYNER WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A TWO ON TWO BATTLE!” Said Anthony. “Whatev.” “Charmeleon! Go!!” Said Anthony. “Mr.Mime! Go!” Said Mike. “YO! HOUNDOOM, MAGMAR!! GO!! Yo…” Said Hayner. “Blaze Charmeleon!” “HAHAHA!!! Using blaze on two fire type Pokemon? You dumb bum!” The battle goes on like this until some clique allowing Anthony and Mike to win happens. “Ha HA!!” Taunted Anthony. “Here’ two dollars for letting me win Hayner.” Said Mike. “I don’t want yo’ duckets!” Five minutes later. “G-Good job Anthony…” Said Rene’. “Thanks Rene’…” Said Anthony. “Um…here…for your Pokemon. A potion…” “Oh thanks Rene’!” Said Anthony. “Hey wadda‘ bout my Mr. Mime?!?! He ‘s burnt!!” Said Mike. “WELL TAKE HIM TO A POKEMON CENTER YOU LAZY *%&$#um…Anthony…while we’re here in Twilight town…um…wanna go to Sunset hill and um…rest…and stuff?” Asked Rene’. “I’M COMING TOO!!!” Yelled Amanda. “Why do I get the feeling I’m going to have to make a life altering descision in the next few chapters leading up to a movie esque chapter? Ah well…” Said Anthony. -----------------------Meanwhile…--------------------------- A shady group of 13 are watching Anthony n’ Company through a Plasma screen tv. “The child is progressing faster than I thought he would…and he’spoken to…”her”…the girl he met in the dream before the heartless…just incase you weren’t paying attention…and he’s predicting future chapters.” “Well no shit Sherlock.” Said a man to his left. “Shut up Axel! Get the chips homo.” Said the other guy. “Ugh…why do I always have to get the chips…” -------------------the next day----------------------------- “Bye Sora! Hopefully we’ll meet again.” Said Anthony. “Don’t worry guys. We’ll always be together. Our hearts are connected.” Said Sora. “What? Dude that was so gay.” Said Mike. “How romantic” Said Rene’ and Amanda in unison. “You’re a cool kid Anthony. Good luck.” Said Sora waving goodbye. --------------------------------------------------- “So where to next Mike?” Asked Squeak. “A place called…Goldenrod…” “Eww…” Ew-ed the group. “Ah well…let’s camp here for the night. We have a long walk ahead.” Said Amanda. “I CALL ANTHONY’S TENT!” Said Rene’. “I CALL--aw damn…Whatever…” Said Amanda. ------------------in the tent--------------------- “This is some adventure we’re having huh Anthony?” Said Rene’. “Yeah I g---waitah minute! You didn’t stutter!!…Oh uh…yeah I guess it’s pretty cool. Me and Mike use to do awesome stuff though…” “oh? Like what?” “Well back in Medford…in our neighborhood, there was this cave right? Well me and Mike heard strange noises inside…most likely the wind… *Cue Flashback* “What do you think it is Anthony?” Asked 8 year old Mike. “Maybe it’s a monster…Charmander. Light the way.” “Do you think we should go in? I mean if…if it is a monster…?” Said Mike. “Sure why not?” … “Say…if it is a monster do you think we could take it on by ourselves?” Asked Mike. “Of course! There’s nothing you and me can’t do Mike!” Said Anthony boldly.” *End flashback* “Oh I remember that! It’s when you gathered all the kids to the cave to look. Said Rene’. “Yeah it turned out to be just a Gangar.” Said Anthony. The two started laughing. Hen the others came into the tent. “Hey as long as we’re telling stories,” Said Squeak… “Remember that time you me and Mike went into the forest to look at “Ghosts”?” __________________the next morning______________________________ “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yawned Anthony. “Jesus…How long did we stay up telling stories earlier this chapter?” Asked Rene’. _____________--End of Season 2 premiere___________________ How’d you like it…yeach friendship…eww happiness…Well the Kingdom Hearts bit is over…for now….or is it? For now? Or not? Yet….? Whatever…READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!! Over n’ out.