The exiting conclusion to the weird dream. Enjoy guys. I guess I HAVE to admit it…I’m…having fun…bleh…Oh and I noticed my fic is now rated R. Yay! Has that happened before? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 8: Battle?! The clones live! ____________________________________________________ “Oh wait…I have an idea…” Said Anthony, who then used his new powers that no one knows about because no one reads these. The man in black then burned…yes…burned….with his skin melting revealing his brains…which then started to burn also…yes…delicious bra-- “DUDE!” Dude-ded Charmeleon. Oh…sorry. “Wow! It worked…huh?” The two the fell again. This time it seemed as if they were falling for an eternity when suddenly… “ANTHONY! WAKE UP! WE GOTTA GO!!” Amanda screamed in Anthony’s ear. “Goddamnit Amanda!” Anthony yelled infuriated. “What? We where suppose to leave 6 hours ago! C’mon!” She retorted. “Ugh…” The gang walked down a road that seemed to go on for a millennia. When suddenly Mike thought he saw something brush in the bushes. “…Hey guys…you see that? It was either a Pokemon or a really ugly midget.” “HEY! You shouldn’t say that about people. Fuckin’ dick.” Scolded Amanda. “I wasn’t talking about you I was talking abo---” Just then a frightened beaten Kadabra falls out of the bushes. “ Oh my god! We have to take him to the center!” Said Mike. ‘G--get outta here…b-before they…getcha’….’ The pokemon said in a whisper. “He’s talking? How?” Said Rene’. “He’s psychic. He’s not really talking.” Said Anthony as if he was fucking smart. ‘Go you…fuc….idiot….I’m dead….’ the Pokemon said as he died. “Oh Jesus! What happened to him??” Asked Squeak. “We happened!” Said a familiar voice. “Huh?” The gang huh-ed. Jessie: Prepare for trouble... James: ...and make it double. Jessie: An evil as old as our galaxy... James: Sent here to fulfill our destiny. Meowth: Plus dere’s me! Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love. James: To extend our reach to the stars above. Jessie: Jessie! James: And James! Meowth: And Meowth are da’ names! Jessie: Anywhere there’s peace in the universe. James: Team Rocket... Meowth: ...Will be dere... Jessie, James, and Meowth: To make everything worse! Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet! Chimecho: Chime! … “Ugh…I thought you guys were just a little gag from chapter 3!” Said Anthony. “Nuh uh! Were a liddle more classy den dat!” Said Meowth. “No your not!” Yelled Rene’. … “We’ll teach you, ya little brat!” Yelled Jessie flaunting her tits. “Bring it on bitch!” Yelled Rene’. ‘Yeah! I’ll beat these guys and that will impress Anthony.’ Thought Rene’. “FLAMETHROWER!” Yelled Anthony as he and Charmeleon spit a huge ball of fire at the three. “Woah! Twoip got game!” Said Meowth as they got blasted away. … “How the FUCK did you do that?” Asked Mike. “I-I don’t know….But you could say that I’m hot! Ha ha…ha…ahem.” “Maybe we should go to the Pokemon center and ask Nurse Joy.” Said Rene’. “NO! I’M AFRAID OF THE DOCTOR!” _____________________________________________ Pokemon Center “Goddamnit.” Said Anthony. “hmmm. I’ve never seen anyone with this type of DNA…” Said Nurse Joy. “Am I like Spider Man?!” “No. You are something we call a ‘Pokemorph’. It’s a rare thing that people are mostly born with.” “So what? Will he be okay??” Asked Amanda. “He’ll be just fine as long as he doesn’t use it all the time.” Joy Said. And with that, the heroes were off. Many months went by, the gang meeting new people, getting more badges and apparently getting famous. Interviews interviews interviews. When the day came that they had to go back to school they were than surprised how fast it all went. “Well guys, the journey’s been fun! Maybe we could have another one next year!” Said Anthony. “Yeah!” They all said. “We all earned eight badges…except for Mike who got three. Next year we can go face of against the elite four!” Squeak said. “YEAH!” Anthony yelled! _______________________________________________________ School-cafetorium “We here at M.D. Middle School would all love to congratulate all of you for winning as much badges as you could!” Said Mr. Oak. “Ugghh…every year he makes this gay speech. GET ON WITH IT!” Yelled Anthony. “Ssshh Anthony! Your gonna get us all in trouble!” Amanda scolded. “Now, like we do every year we pick a handful of students to go to the battle frontier to represent our school.” Said Mr. Oak. “OOH!!! OHHH!!!! PICK ME! ME! ME!” Yelled Anthony flailing his arms around. “Yes Anthony?” Oak shrugged. “Um….pick me?” “Ugh. Anthony, you know how it works. It’s just like the elite four, the students who got 8 badges over the summer get to go. And I doubt you go--” “WHOOOOHOOO!!!! I got 8 badges!! I’m gonna be the master! Master! Master!” Anthony yelled. “Oh damn…anyone else?” Oak asked. “Me!” Yelled the other four. “Me too!” Yelled Ash. “Ash! Yo, dude! How’s it going?” Anthony asked. “YOU CAN ALL GET AQUANTED LATER!! Ahem…” Oak yelled. “Jeez, for an old dude he sure has a set of lungs on him.” ________________________________ Lunch “So Ash did we tell you?” Said Amanda. “Tell me what?” “We battled Misty.” Said Anthony eating his pizza. “Oh…y…you did, huh? Did she say anything?” Ash asked nervously. “No, I didn’t.” Said Misty sitting at there table. “Misty!? Why are you here? Shouldn’t you be in Cerulean?” Ash asked. “I transferred so I could see you guys again!” She said. Anthony hid his face under the table. “Why is Anthony hiding under the table?” Ash asked. “Oh no reason!” Misty said. … “Who said the art of conversation was dead?” Mike said. “Oh hey guys! As a gym leader, I can go to Battle Frontier too!” Said Misty. “wheeee….” Said Amanda uninterested. “Well it doesn’t matter how many people go to the battle, I’m gonna beat em’ all!” Said Anthony full of confidence. “Bull! I’m gonna win!” Said Ash. “Some things never change…” Said Amanda. __end of part 8_________________________________________________ Oh sniggles. Following the show eh? Whatevs. Flames coments yadda yadda AIM: Commanderkenny9 Email: Junkman123_284@hotmail.com Over n’ out.