Chapter 2	The Other Song

Strangely, no one felt sleepy.  Instead everyone felt more alert, and more 
aware of everyone in the room. Though they felt alert, dreamy thoughts, and 
all their happiest memories floated through their minds.  The image of Ash 
became superimposed over these thoughts for all the women.

[In case it is not perfectly clear, the jigglypuff mating song uses sonic 
hypnosis to imprint any genetically compatible male seen while the song is 
heard with pheromone and endorphin responses in the brain]

[In case that’s not clear, every woman who heard the song is now in love 
with Ash.]

The room was silent, for a moment after the song.  However the silence was 
soon broken.

Misty:	“Ash, its is so good to see you.”  

Misty hugged the boy, grinding her hips against his body and moaning.  
May immediately pulled her off.

Ash:	“Hey Misty, What-cha doing.” 

May:	“Oh no you don’t you gave him up.  Besides Ash is 
	happier with me anyway.”

Ash:	“I am?”

Dr Ivey:	“Ash, forget these silly girls, wouldn’t you prefer a 
		mature and fully developed woman.”

Natsumi:	“You mean old woman.  Say Ash, you’ve really gotten 
		cute since that weird mind bending song.”

Atsuko:		“Forget it Nat, he’s mine.”

Mai:		“No he’s mine, because uhh… he owes me a bike.”

Ash:		“I owe lots of people a bike.”

Delia:		“Sweetie, your sweaty from your trip.  Let me bathe you 
		like I did when you were little.”

Joy:		“Do you have any injuries I can treat.  You did fall down 
		a cliff.”

Sabrina (telepathically):	<Wouldn’t you prefer a girl you could connect 
				with mentally. >

Jesse:		“It’s amazing how you can look at a twerp … uh I mean 
		man and never really see him until that special moment.”

Everyone:	“Where the heck did you come from?”

Duplica:	“Why settle for any of them, with my disguise skills I can 
		look like all of them.”

To demonstrate, Duplica turned into perfect doubles of Misty, May, and then 
Ivey.

Daisy, Lily, and Violet:	“Why settle for one when we don’t mind sharing.”

Misty:		“Hmpf … and you think I keep leaving to be with Ash.  
		Which I would do in a heartbeat.”  She said with a 
		dreamy look in her eyes.

Daisy, Lily, and Violet:	“We can let you join in sis.”

Misty seriously considered this offer.  After all, if Ash said yes, she didn’t 
want to be left out.  The other sisters were only thinking of themselves.  
After all, what if Ash chose Misty.  They were closer.

Soon all the girls were fighting.

Officer Jenny:	“Okay, break it up!  It’s obvious that Ash’s cute butt 
		incited this riot.  I’m going to have to remove him from 
		the premises and spank him hard.”

Ash didn’t know what was going on, but clearly Jigglypuff had gotten him 
into trouble again.

Meanwhile, Brock was filling out papers in the registration booth. 

When Brock wasn’t looking Tracey (for the first time in months) got up. 
And began to walk.  He went to the bush that James and Meowth were 
hiding behind.  Tracey and Meowth looked at each other for a moment then 
both blurted in unison “You can talk.”

Tracey:	“You want to steal Ash’s pokemon right?  Well I have a bone to 
	pick with his 323 Tauros’.  Maybe we can help each other.” 

Meowth:	“Wait, didn’t that Tauros stampede make you crazy?”

Tracey:	“Me crazy!  Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
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