Chapter 8 Clarity Ash was the first to awake. To his surprise he heard the familiar sound of his Tauros just outside. Apparently the bus went on cruise control for several miles, before travelling several miles more through the forest and falling into a ditch. Most amazing of all, it stopped right at the abandoned ranch that was serving as Traceys and James temporary base of operations. The next thing he noticed was that he was sleeping on top of several women, but that didn’t really bother him anymore. It is well known that Jigglypuffs sleep song clears and refreshes the mind, and what Ash experienced next can only be described as a moment of clarity. He realised that these women really were under the effects of Jigglypuffs mating song. More importantly, surely there minds have been cleansed as well. What would they think of him when they awoke? Though they had made all the advances, Ash knew they could have been victims of mind control. What blatant egotism he had to believe otherwise. He had abandoned his small town morals and begun taking advantage of them in less than a day. Still could they blame him? It would have been a dream come true if anyone of them had fallen in love with him on there own. Suddenly May began to stir. She awoke, rubbed the sleep from her eyes, and took a long look at herself. Ash’s felt a stab in the heart as he saw the look of clarity and realisation in her eyes. May: “Why am I dressed like this” referring to her ultra cute dairy maiden outfit, “Even if Ash likes this sort of thing, he would be embarrassed to go near me.” Ash facefaulted when he heard this. Still he needed to ask: Ash: “May, do you still lo-l-like me!” May: “I love you Ash” she declared without hesitation. “Uh how about you.” Ash: “I love you to” he said without thinking about it. He breathed a sigh of relief, but it was short lived. Atsuko: “Well I hate you, you jerk.” Natsumi: “How dare you let us force you to do that stuff to us!” Mai: “And I want reparations for my bike!” Ash: “Wait a minute, if you three hate me does that mean the spell is broken.” Upon saying this Ash looked at May, then turned his head and blushed. Once everyone was up Ash asked: Ash: “Hands up anyone who hates me.” Surprisingly only Atsuko, Natsumi, Mai, and Jesse put their hands up. Dr. Ivey: “I still love you to Ash.” Ivey said meekly. Ash: “But those three said…” Dr. Ivey: “I know but I love you anyway!” she said with more conviction. Misty: “Ash, our minds are clear now, but I still love you to.” Brock: “Uh guys, Professor Oak told me that if you have real love for Ash the lust and inhibition effects are permanent and unbreakable.” Damn his luck, Brock thought. Dr Ivey: “It’s more than that, female Jigglypuff are known as a species of Pokemon that will only take one mate in a lifetime.” The scientist paused not sure if anyone wanted to hear the next part. Realising where she was going Sabrina finished. Sabrina: “If Ash rejects us we’ll never get over it. No other man could measure up to him in our standards.” Duplica: “Don’t be so blunt. It’s not worth getting upset about.” The girl wasn’t sure if that was true, but she couldn’t stand to see the guilty expression on Ash’s face. Duplica: “Besides, Brock said the spell is only permanent if we really do love Ash, RIGHT! Well I feel happier for being in love. Jigglypuff just helped us be true to our feelings.” Natsumi: “Well at least were free of that dumbass,” she said referring to herself, Atsuko, and Mai. Dr Ivey: “Uh well actually the clarity of the sleep song will be overpowered by the mating song in” she looked at her watch: “Four, three, two, one, now!” Natsumi: “That’s absurd.” Atsuko: “Uh Nat, I can’t stop looking into his eyes.” Mai: “Me neither.” Natsumi: “So blue.” Ash: “Now were back to square one” Ash whined. Brock: “Yeah you’re really suffering” he responded sarcastically. “For those three and Jesse won’t it wear off eventually Misty: “So how long will it last.” Sabrina: “To long! They’ve heard it several times and each time the duration is increased” Ivey took on a now familiar timid expression and cautiously offered a suggestion. Dr Ivey: “Since the effect isn’t permanent for them it can be countered if they hear the mating song in another mans presence.” Brock: “I’ll make the sacrifice.” Misty immediately grabbed and twisted his ear. Misty: “I thought you would.” James: “You did sound a little overeager.” Everyone turned when they heard his voice. Officer Jenny: “When did you get hear.”