Dragonitemare presentsPokemon Crystal seriesEp. 15 DIRTY DEEDS Finally.... we seem to have a threesome that seems that it will stick together for the time being. None of this switching and leaving and oblong duo bullshit. Anyway... we pick up the new and improved Team Twerp chatting on another videophone... this time, with a certain mentally deficient, hospitalized little boy. "Hey Crystal... how are things going so far? Hey Pikachu!" shouts Ash, "How've you been buddy?", turning the still immature boy's attention to the cute little animal. "Pikachu... Pi-Pikachu!", replies the excited little mouse before Crystal takes over the phone. "We're doing okay and Pikachu is really excited to see you again I see!", notes Crystal as Ash responds that they've been together ever since Ash's first day as a pokemon trainer. He also says hello to Misty saying, "Things have been weird without seeing you everyday", in an attempt to get to bone her when she finally returns. Ash also notes that he sees Justin there too so he asks him how they ended up together. Rather than spend the next 18 hours explaining to the dumb little cripple, Justin just tells him, "It's a long story!", and produces an anime sweatdrop. Ash then says his progress is still moving along with his treatment though he still won't be able to walk for a long time. At that point, we see a lust driven Meganium lose its patience waiting for its bitch to get off the phone and it starts to hump the poor immobile kid. "Hahaha Meganium.... cut that out!", laughs Ash. ?????............. oh well, make of that what you will. Anyway... Ash gets lost in the perverseness of Meganium and tells Crystal, "Haha.... Good luck... and take care of Pikachu for me!" The video screen then disconnects so Meganium can have its way some more with the bedridden Ash. Well........ I don't feel too bad for the crippled little boy, he brought it on himself. "Well... I'm glad to see that Ash is recovering", notes Crystal. Misty tries to be smart with her and says with a snot-nosed voice, "I guess that really relieves you knowing that he's ok!" Crystal is less than thrilled that she's pegging her as Ash's wish granter so she strikes back at the smart-ass girl saying, "Speak for yourself!" They then get into another of their lovers quarrel over their stud in shining armor, Ash. But then.... Justin brings out the pimp in himself stepping in between and saying, "Okay... let's break it up! We should be heading for the Magnet Train so we can get to Saffron City." The two girls agree and shout for joy. Misty also notes that there is a gym in Saffron City and that once they get off, Crystal can challenge the leader. Crystal then shouts, "So what are we waiting for.... let's head for the Magnet Train!", as Sandshrew pops it's head in to shout, "Shrew shrew!" <cue intro> "The train ride will be a blast!", notes Misty. Crystal adds, "It'll be my key to finally beginning the Kanto League!" "And that way.. you two won't even care about which of you will end up being Ash's girlfriend!", adds Justin giggling. Needless to say, he made a huge mistake which enrages Crystal and Misty. The screen shows a bunch of stars as we find the two girls cleaning their hands after laying the smack down on Justin. "You know, that's true!", snorts Crystal. "That's right!", adds Misty, "We won't bring up any more love comments about Ash.... right Justin?" We turn to see Justin's faced bruised and pushed in slightly on either side as he replies half-consciously, "Ay-aye!" And they say there can't be violence on children's shows. Misty points out (thanks to Togepi's brain control selecting the things Misty should see) that the Magnet Train ticket booth in straight ahead. Togepi is excited of course cuz now it finally has a vehicle it can use to ride across country to spread its hypnotic, "Togepi is your ruler!" message to as many people as possible. So the trio approaches the ticket booth when Justin asks, "Uhhhh... Do any of you have money to spot me?" The two girls groan and Misty comments that, "Hey..... I don't have any money, either!" Justin and Misty begin to panic and turn towards Crystal when she reveals the horrifying truth that she doesn't have any money either. The two of them are in shock as is Pikachu who shouts, "Pika!" Togepi pretends to be confused uttering a cute little, "Toge?", hiding the anger it has inside of its freaky egg noting that it won't have a chance some more brainwashing, yet. "Don't you have anything from your job?", asks Justin. Crystal replies with an annoyed tone, "Justin.... the work I did there was volunteer work. You don't make money when you volunteer." Nor do you make any money while you're in rehab or community service. So Crystal utters the horrifying truth to the rest of them who are used to freeloading, "Well... it looks like we're going to have to find a way to work to get enough money for the tickets." So the three of them walk the streets of Goldenrod City like a bunch of winos. He he he.... they're playing homeless people today. I just find that to be so damn funny. Misty comments to the others, "I wonder exactly how we're going to make money for the train ride!" A mysterious voice then says, "Hey... you kids need some dough?" The kids turn to look at the seedy man and tell him that they could use some money so that they can board the Magnet Train. The guy then tells him.... I think I have a way that I can help. He then opens this big garage door which reveals a bunch of Grimers in this enormous room... almost like a maze. Misty notes that there must be hundreds of Grimers in there. The seedy guy names himself Pasquale (Okay.... now he's officially seedy, right?) and says that he owns all of these Grimers by himself. He goes on to explain that since he's all alone, he can't take care of all of them all the time. So he asks for the kid's help to clean the Grimers and he'll then pay him after they've worked long enough. "Do it Crystal!", encourages Justin to provide some peer pressure from his viewpoint. Crystal then awwww's at the sad story and tells Pasquale that she and her friends will help clean his Grimer. They then go to work as Justin covers his nose and comments, "How can he deal with this smell?", as AC/DC's TNT plays in the background. "I guess with all these lonesome and abandoned Grimer left all over the city, I guess he's doing a charitable thing by taking in and caring for all these Grimer. I think it's great!", rationalizes Crystal as Misty agrees. As they "clean" the Grimer or doing whatever bullshit chore they have to do to get some money, we notice another money-hungry trio wandering around Goldenrod City. Who else but Team Rocket? "I'm getting hungrier by the minute!", moans James. "And I'm gettin hungrier by da second!", adds Meowth. "Save your hunger pains for when we have some money!", snaps Jessie in warning. She adds, "We have to find a way to get some money for food!", as Team Rocket has also turned into a bunch of homeless hungry bums. ..........Actually, they've always been homeless and hungry. That is when the same seedy individual who offered cash for labor on his Grimer offers TR some money if they just help clean his Grimer. Jessie and James look suspicious and don't look too eager to actually work. They don't have to because Meowth volunteers for them saying, "We'll take da job!" Pasquale snickers as he tells them to come right in and get started. They all go in with the other group of characters nowhere in sight. Pasquale then snickers and schemes with what looks like his favorite Grimer saying, "Two groups of suckers in one day... we'll be really rich and they'll be in jail for a long time! Ahahahahahaha!" "Grimerrrrr!", shouts the evil Grimer in joy. Jessie and James argue at Meowth and ask why he accepted the job. Meowth schemefully answers, "Because... not only can we make a quick buck watching all dese Grimer.... but once we get paid, we can swipe some of dese Grimer." Team Rocket cackles and Jessie adds, "And with the size of this place... there will be no way anyone can tell that some of them are gone!" "And all we have to do is do a little bit of meaningless work for a little while! You can be bright sometimes after all, Meowth!" We then go through scenes where Crystal, Misty, Justin, and even Pikachu and Sandshrew are taking care of the Grimers. A few hours later... we find that the group is exhausted and decide that they've worked long enough. Oh if only they were exposed to the real world of labor, underpayment, and overworked poor folk.... they'd keep working if they'd want to feel REALLY productive. They notice that the Grimer smell even more than they did when they first met them. Justin notices, "They now smell 100 times more like Grimers!", in an ironic tone you'd hear in a satirization of a commercial. "I guess Grimer get healthier as they get smellier", reasons Crystal. "Come on.... let's just go find Pasquale so we can get our train money!", says Misty as Togep roars, "Toge-prii" in agreement for reasons previously discussed. They go to the front end of the building to talk to Pasquale. But they find that he's totally vamoosed. Misty is asking to the rest what they should do. Justin suggests that maybe he just stepped out for a moment and that they should wait. Crystal suggests that maybe he's back inside and that they missed him. She then suggests that Justin wait at the front for Pasquale and that Misty and her will go into the garage to look for him in there. So Justin plays the girls sex toy and waits at the front while Misty, Crystal, and the overexposed pokemon go into the garage to search for Pasquale. They look around for him for one whole minute in the enormous garage but they don't find him. Misty comments that, "He seems to have vanished... we might need a detective to find him........... huh?" And that detective that they are looking for turns out to be Psyduck. Psyduck makes its grand appearance as it throws out its feathery wings quacking, "Psyduck." "What are you doing out of your pokeball?", asks Misty as it picks up the horrible smell through the nostrils we can't see on his face. Psyduck begins to run towards the nearest wall to try and escape the horrific smell. The girls and the pokemon chase after Psyduck to see where it goes. Misty eventually grabs Psyduck at the wall saying, "This is hardly the time to go on a wild duck hunt!" But then they hear some cackling noises coming from a small crack in the wall next to them. They look puzzled at each other as they both peer through the crack to see Pasquale and his Grimer partner. "Hey... there he is... that must be his apartment!", notes Crystal. They're about to try to talk to him until he laughs with his plan unknowingly unveiling them to the girls. "Heh heh heh heh! This fraudulent kidnapping scheme has worked perfectly. We get pathetic suckers to shine up the Grimers to make them nice and good-looking. Then they get portrayed as the kidnappers of our Grimers. Ha ha ha.... Then we get back the blue ribbon Grimer and sell them for a lot of cash. Heh... this is become soooo easy.... and we don't have to waste any money on labor!" They continue to cackle like the devils that they are while, needless to say, Crystal and especially Misty are pissed. "I don't believe it! That sleezeball is going to set us up!", states Crystal. And Misty adds furiously, "I say we have to find a way to bring this scumsucker down! Let's find Officer Jenny." Pikachu snaps, "Pikachu!", in agreement as they think they should search through a city of people just to find one certain police officer. They dash off to escape the smelly garage unaware of what's around the corner. <cue commercial> Who's that pokemon?? It's Hoothoot............ "Hoot-hoooooooot!" We now notice TR going around listlessly cleaning all of the Grimer. Meowth then asks, "Are we done, yet?" Jessie snaps back in reply, "We're waiting for you to finish Grimer stealing plan." Wobbuffet then makes its first patiently pleased appearance of the episode coming in from behind announcing, "Wobbuffet!" "Your interruptions stink just as bad as these Grimer!", gasps Jessie. "Well Meowth", says James, "If you're ready with your plan, let's go see that guy and get our food money." James then enters gay mode fantasizing, "Oooooooooh! My tummy will finally be filled with yummies!" Jessie then proclaims, "Then let's cash in!", as a background full of money, dollar signs, and yen signs capped off with a cha-ching! They go strutting up towards the front desk but they back off when they see what they see out there. "Aaaaaaah!", they all shriek quietly as they notice Justin just waiting up in the front like a scumbag not paying attention in class. Of course he also has no idea of what is really going on. But back to TR.... James points, "It's him..... that big twerp! What's he doing here?" "But I don't see dat Italian meatball anywhere!", interrupts Meowth. Jessie warns softly, "One more outburst like that out of you and I'll hurt your meatballs!" OH.... PLEASE GETCHA MIND OUTTA DA GUTTA! "Wobbuffet!", blurts out Wobbuffet as Jessie sofly blurts out, "I'm thinking about turning you into meatballs right now." Wobbuffet gives one more patient "Wobb" before TR backs off from Justin as Wobbuffet follows them. Justin hears some noises despite his grogginess so he turns around to look. However, he does not see anyone causing a disruption so he assumes, "Hmmph... guess those Grimer need some discipline, too! Too bad I'm not a cop!" Team Rocket dashes away to get out of the sight of Justin but unfortunately they aren't looking in front of themselves. Misty, Crystal, and the pokemon are also dashing to try and escape to tell Officer Jenny what they heard so she can do nothing about it. They run around the corner and.......................................... WHAM! ...... right into Team Rocket! "Ugh!", moans Crystal, "That was not such a good trip!", and we all know she's been trippin before. The twerps then notice Team Rocket so Misty yells, "Hey! What are you doing here?!" TR then looks up wearily and then notice the twerps and begin to panic (except for Wobbuffet who is above panicking). "We're just trying to make a quick buck!", says Jessie timidly. Misty doesn't believe her being all prejudiced while Jessie is all evil. "We're just tryin ta feed ourselves.... and you twoips are in da way!" Crystal then attempts to break the news to them saying, "I hate to give you the awful truth but you're probably walking away with nothing!" But Jessie cuts her off angrily shouting at her, "You mock our working skills?.... Prepare for trouble!" "We need to pay our bills so make it double", adds James.Before they can start the motto.... Wobbuffet just feels like blurting out another pleased sounding Wobbuffet. Jessie then clubs it with a sledgehammer she got seemingly out of her pocket yelling, "It's not your turn yet!!!!!!!!!!" They then resume the motto. "Ahem! To protect the world from devastation!""To unite all peoples within our nation""To denounce the evils of truth and love""To extend our reach to the stars above""Jessie""James""Ha!.... Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!""Surrender now or prepare for a mudfight!" "Meowth, that's right!", chimes Meowth as Wobbuffet gives one more, "Wobbuh!", as we notice it fallen over still dazed from being hammered. "As I was saying...", continues Cris-tal, "The guy we're all working for is a scam artist. He's going to make us clean up the Grimer and then when it's time for us to get paid, he'll vamoose leaving us with all these Grimer and then the police will come and arrest us for kidnapping HIS Grimer." James and Meowth gasp at this stunning news. Jessie though is less impressed with her statement yelling, "Why should we believe you?" "You don't have to.... just listen through the wall right there", states Crystal as she points to the soft spot in the wall. TR looks puzzled but they begin to go over there to test Crystal's explanation. But she will interrupt them again before they can make it. "Hey.... I thought you guys only did illegal stuff to get money", notes Crystal. TR sweats and stutters until Jessie comments, "Well.... we were planning on stealing some of these Grimer." Misty then gives another useless lesson saying, "Well fortunately that won't be able to happen." Meowth yells back, "We'll see about dat!", as they go to peer through the crack in the wall. They notice that Pasquale is still laughing with his personal Grimer about the plan and then he tells it that it's time to go. They then pack up and try to head the hell out of there. TR is steamed by this revelation. "How dare that twerp! He should know that you never double-cross villains that are more evil than him.", steams Jessie. "Especially when he double-crosses hungry villains!", adds James. "Well we'd bettah hunt down dat guy or our stomachs may be poimanently empty.", notes Meowth. James then Eeeeeeeeeeee's in horror ........ ?????? Ay.... gayer by the second.... that's all I have to say about him. "Hurry guys... we have to get to Officer Jenny before she gets to us", states Crystal as Pikachu yells in agreement, "Pikachu!" Sandshrew also yells, "Shrew!" in agreement probably translating into, "That bastard cost me a free sandwich!" So they run after the guy in pursuit as Psyduck follows in pursuit holding its head all the way. Team Rocket gets the same idea as Jessie says, "Come on... let's teach that guy a lesson!", but then they hear a very loud, piercing, "WOOBBUUHH!" Jessie turns around annoyed at Wobbufet as does the rest of TR to look and see what is going on. To their horror they see that the poor patient Wobbuffet is being smothered and raped by a dozen or so Grimer. "Hey... you can't have your way with that... that's my Wobbuffet!", yells Jessie. "Never taught I'd hear her claim possession of dat blue blob", notes Meowth as he begins to notice that the Grimer are starting to curl up on him. They all start to scream and twinge as many, many Grimer start to pile on TR. The future progeny of the gay-raping Muk totally cover poor Team Rocket as outside a perverted dodger tries to put on Marvin Gaye to get the Grimer in the right mood. But I, Dragonitemare, smash the radio so nothing of that sort happens. Because..... face it!........ doing that is just simply..... wrong! Well it is....... I'm sorry that I can't explain it any further but the thought Marvin Gaye music during a Grimer raping is just wrong! The horrified girls look back to see TR get abused as they continue to search for the scam ar-teeest. "They never have any luck, do they?", asks Crystal towards Misty. "Nope..... not really!", replies Misty as Togepi roars in laughter at all the atrophy while TR desperately tries to escape the vicious onslaught of horny Grimers. They then go out towards the left of the exit in the opposite direction of the front area where Justin is waiting and is about to be confronted by Officer Jenny arriving from the other direction. "I hope this guy comes back soon!", notes Justin as he sees a corrupt Officer Jenny pull up on her bike. "Okay... don't make a move you kidnapper!", yells Officer Jenny who does no questioning or investigation and just assumes that the guy looking over the Grimer are the kidnappers. "Kidnapper?!", yells Justin in obvious shock. "That's right!", replies the totally incompetent Jenny. She explains that she received a call from the owner saying that his Grimer was about to be kidnapped by two groups of sleazy individuals. One with a Pikachu and a Sandshrew and the other with a Meowth that could talk. She explains further that they forced entrance into his Grimer garage and tried to steal the poor, innocent man's Grimer. She goes on to lecture that he and his friends should be ashamed of themselves and blah blah blah. Justin retorts in stunned fashion, "But my friends and I wouldn't do that. We would never try to steal another individual's pokemon!" "Tell that to the judge!", shouts back retard Jenny who too lazy to investigate this happening even though Pasquale has done it to other innocent victim who must be in jail. "He's gonna throw you and your fugitive partners in jail for a long time!" Justin shouts back in rage, "But I'm innocent damn you!" Jenny retorts that she just doesn't believe him. He then notices Jenny's Growlithe along side her and gets an idea. He asks her if that's her Growlithe and she says it is. So Justin tries to convince Growlithe to try and convince the brain dead lazy cop. He sends out Hoothoot for its intelligence to try and tell Growlithe that they would never steal another person's pokemon. He asks Hoothoot if it would ever take advantage of another person's pokemon and Hoothoot shakes its head no. He then tells Hoothoot that maybe it could convince Growlithe that he and his friends are not criminals. So they talk in their international pokemon languages to communicate with each other. Hoothoot beckoning "Hoothoooooot" and Growlithe replying "Grooooooowlithe!" Growlithe then tries to convince its lazy and corrupt master that Justin is not affiliated with any mafioso. Jenny then listens to Growlithe as Justin pleads with her, "Please.... you have to trust me here Officer Jenny! I was just trying to help the man's take care of his Grimer!" Officer Jenny ponders in thought and then replies, "Hmmm... you know..... every one that has been arrested for kidnapping Pasquale's Grimer has had that same alibi!", as if she just maybe is catching onto something as Growlithe continues to bark at her. We then see Pasquale and his messy Grimer buddy walking along the streets of Goldenrod City away from the scene of their crime. He tries to hail a taxi cab but he ends up waiting for a couple of minutes. He then talks to his Grimer growling, "I wonder why it’s so hard to hail a cab in this city!" "Probably because they all know you're a scam artist!", yells a girls voice. The girl obviously turns out to be Crystal who sounds tired from smoking too much weed. Pasquale then replies nervously that he just went out shopping and he'd return shortly. But Crystal tells him to save his crap saying that they knows all about his dirty scheme as a pissed off Pikachu shouts "Pikachu!!" in agreement. Misty then yells at him about how he's using innocent people and pokemon just for his sole advantage. "How low can you possibly go?!!", she disciplines him. But Pasquale tells them that they are going to end up being the criminals once the corrupt Officer Jenny arrives to save him from in his words, "you kidnappers!" "Well we're going to make sure you don't get away from us you con!", states a determined Cris-tal angry that she didn't get any money for the train and for....... uh.......... other illegal substances. ...........uh, right? But Pasquale isn't backing down either andclaims that they won't last against him and he sends out his Grimer to battle and then Crystal sends out Sandshrew. Misty shouts at the guy that now he's going down. But Pasquale says not so fast and orders Grimer to use poison gas. But Sandshrew makes it miss after using a sand-attack as Crystal then tells it to use a body slam which sends Grimer reeling. Pasquale tells Grimer to get itself together and attack with sludge and the sludge actually hits Sandshrew sending it stumbling. Pasquale snorts that Sandshrew is knocked down like a bull's eye. Crystal tries to tell Sandshrew recoup itself. Something Crystal is used to hearing after taking a few hits no doubt. Misty tells Crystal that she'll battle Grimer and starts to call out one of her pokemon but Psyduck jumps in front of Misty instead. "Psyduck?", says a puzzled Misty, "I really have to battle, I don't have time for any head games." Psyduck just walks forward towards Grimer giving out a patient, "Psyyyyy-duck!" "Hah!", sneers Pasquale, "We'll take care of this feather brain, too! Grimer, pound attack!" Grimer proceed to use its sludge filled arms to slap Psyduck's head around while Psyduck can just utter an indifferent, "Psyyy." "This... does not look good", utters Crystal as she watches Grimer slap around Psyduck as Sandshrew then utters, "Shrew", in agreement. "On the contrary, Crystal", counters Misty, "Things are looking better every second!" Crystal asks what she means and Misty tells her about Psyduck's psychic powers when it gets severe headaches. Pasquale doesn't know about Psyduck's powers so it yells at Grimer to keep pounding away at Psyduck. It continues to slap Psyduck silly and then when Grimer takes a break to catch its breath, Psyduck holds its head in pain. Then Psyduck looks up as its eyes have turned blue meaning its ready to kick some slimy Grimer ass. Misty is more than ready to oblige as it tells Psyduck to use disable which freezes Grimer holding it up in the air to the shock of Pasquale. Then Misty has Psyduck finish it off with confusion as the confused quack sends Grimer and Pasquale flying like Superman as they hit a Goldenrod City light post head first which should've cracked Pasquale skull but apparently, he isn't bleeding to death although he is knocked out. On their way to bringing him back to the garage, Crystal and Misty are lecturing him all the way with Pikachu, Sandshrew (who Togepi is riding on), and Psyduck following them. "When the truth comes out... you're going to be sorry!", yells Crystal who looks like she badly needs to hit up a joint. Pasquale is just being dragged along the ground as if he were a lifeless corpse. The girls continue to blabber at him dragging him along the way until they return to the garage where Justin and Officer Jenny are. "Officer Jenny.... thank goodness!", sighs Pasquale, "These kids tried to kidnap my Grimer and hold them for ransom. They then assaulted me and tried to force the ransom out of me." He then pleads to the lazy, easily swayed so-called officer of the law that he's gone through so much strain trying to raise all of these Grimer only to have crooks like our protagonists try to steal them. Officer Jenny hmmm's in disapproval as Pasquale demands that she arrest these three. The trio gasps as Misty blurts, "Ughhh!", in shock. But before Officer Jenny can arrest them, something miraculous happens. Her heart, which was two sizes too small suddenly grew.... it grew very large. Oh wait..... that was the Grinch......... my bad! Officer Jenny, who is normally a hard-ass and isn't swayed by crooks, turns to Pasquale and tells him sternly, "I'm afraid that isn't going to happen today, Pasquale." He asks why not and Jenny tells him that their story about trying to reach Saffron City via the Magnet Train and that their story checks out. My Growlithe also told me that these kids are not trying to steal the Grimer like you say they are. "You see... ", starts Justin who sounds like a salesperson, "Officer Jenny obviously didn't listen to me... so I had Hoothoot tell Growlithe that we aren't here to steal anything", as he pets his Hoothoot. He adds staring with a wry smile on his face, "Since Officer Jenny trusts her Growlithe's instincts, she knows that it's telling her that we're not crooks..... which means it knows that you ARE a crook!", as he points directly at Pasquale. Pasquale yells that it can't be true and starts to stutter in shock before yelling, "You can't possibly believe that mutt over me.... Aaaah-ahhh-ahh." Jenny though says that she trusts her Growlithe's senses and it is her conclusion that the trio is innocent and that Pasquale is lying. "What are you saying?", gasps Pasquale as Officer Jenny replies with great energy, "You're under arrest for fraud!!!" But Pasquale doesn't take this news easily and begins to take off to try and escape telling Grimer to run for it. The lazy Jenny begins to run after him to try and make everyone believe that she's a decent hard worker which she isn't. Crystal saves her from public scorn. After Officer Jenny tells the crooks to halt, Crystal tells Officer Jenny not to worry. She tells Pikachu to use its thunderbolt to stop them and Pikachu is happy to listen to its much smarter and much better looking new master as the thunderbolt fries Pasquale and Grimer. She then tells Sandshrew, "Shake 'em up with an earthquake attack." ..... Dodgy meanings aside, Sandshrew makes the ground rumble as the attack sends Pasquale and Grimer up into the air before they crash down with a heap of rubble on their backs which should give them several broken bones just like Ash. But Pasquale must take a lot of calcium supplements they are able to make him walk all the way up into the paddywagon. Officer Jenny assures the trio that Pasquale is going to go directly to jail. This despite the fact that Pasquale won't even get a trial or his rights read to him. Oh no dodgers, the big mean crook is going right to jail. Officer Jenny adds that all of his victims of his prior scams that were innocently jailed will be freed. That is that there will be no retrial and no examination of evidence.... they just going to be set free just like that. She then asks the trio why they were asking for help from strangers. Crystal explains that they desperately needed to find a way to get some money instead of trying to freeload like Ash always does. But Officer Jenny extends the olive branch to Crystal into the world of freeloading pokemon trainers by saying that she'll let them climb aboard the next Magnet Train on her after the trouble they went through. Team Toyboy then thanks her for her corrupt assistance. Yep.... that's a brief look into the day of Officer Jenny. Being lazy at her job not conducting investigations into why so many people are trying to steal a pokemon that stinks (literally). Then the woman arrests people and sends them to jail without a trial or a fair hearing while on the other hand, freeing other incarcerated people without a hearing or investigation to see if they've done anything else illegal. Now try and tell me that she isn't corrupt.... she favors some people and gives them free comps like train tickets while being merciless to others like TR whom if she saw them she'd probably go out of her way to make their lives miserable. Hmmmmph! To protect and serve?..... Hah.......... Ain't dat bullsh*t! While the other officers are clearing out the Grimer to take them to Grimer foster homes (or they might dump them in the sewer to pollute the water as any Republican would do.... I don't know), we notice TR (whom certainly aren't Republican) hiding out on the roof trying to escape any more violation from the Grimer. "That could have become very messy!", quips James. Jessie adds the wonderfully dodgy quote, "And I don't need to get any dirtier!" Heh heh. After Wobbuffet utters another, "Wooooobbuffet!", one of the corrupt cops asks who's up there. "Yikes, it's da coppas!", panics Meowth. "They're here to save us innocent victims...", utters Jessie. "... from us evil criminals!", yelps James. They all yell that its time to get away as they get on their balloon which magically appears on the roof as they all fly away. Officer Jenny (who gets to be in charge of the Grimer transportation operation being that she's the most corrupt) asks one of her co-workers who's up there. But the lazy male officer replies that it's just a balloon flying overhead. Of course he fails to mention that it's TR's happy buddha-faced Meowth balloon which any Officer Jenny should've identified by now. Crystal, Togepi-bound Misty, Justin, Pikachu, and Sandshrew all wave good-bye to the corrupt Goldenrod City police as the Magnet Train begins to depart. "This ride is going to be the thrill of a lifetime", proclaims Misty doesn't have many thrills at home due to her white trash status. Togepi then roars in joy at the chance to spread its hypnotic message to a bunch of rednecks living along the train tracks. I guess its Togepi's rural route........ "Kanto League..... here we come!", shouts Crystal who'll finally get a chance to light up a joint in their private suite on the Magnet Train. Hmmmm..... private suite with one guy, two young girls, and a freaky egg thingy trying to take over the world. I could go on for hours about the freaky things that go down. But for now, I have to wrap things up. The train takes off after Pikachu and Sandshrew exalt in joy because they know that poor Justin will be coerced into an illegal menagetrois with two younger girls. A couple of cars down.... we notice that Jigglypuff has also managed to hitch a ride on the train. Near the end of the train, we also see the Meowth-obsessed Snubbull riding in a car near the end of the train. And finally, at the end of the train we see a rope attached to the end of the train. At the other end of the rope is a mine car with Team Rocket in it. "Hey", comments Jessie weakly, "We had a chance to swipe some of those Grimer back there.... why didn't we get any of them?" "I just couldn't take all dat doit and grime", groans a tired Meowth. "Then what was the point of your plan??!!", yells Jessie as Wobbuffet adds a "Wobb" to her question. "You're annoying me to the point where I want to kick your kaboose!", says a dismayed Jessie to her patiently pleased sidekick. Meowth replies, "I guess all dat unpure air wasn't helpin me tink straight." "I'd say", whines James, "In fact, your idea was so bad....." "Don't even say it!", yell Jessie and Meowth who are trying to avoid horrendous, yet obvious PUN-ishment. But James can't hide his true feelings forever as we all know. "I can't help it.... I have to express what I feel inside", he says, "Your plan stunk!" They begin to beat him up as Jessie yells at him, "I told you not to say it!" The train rolls down the tracks into the sunset with TR arguing as we hear another summary of a beautiful episode. "Woooobbuffet!" proclaims the patiently pleased blue thing as it patiently rides off into the sunset.
<sniff>
What an appropriate ending.