If Only A Pokémon Fanfic by Electric Spoink WARNING: There’s some dark stuff in here. I’m kinda surprised that I wrote this. Saffron city was in total chaos. Everywhere there was screaming, the dull thud of human and Pokémon bodies on concrete, and countless Pokémon cries. The streets were barely navigable because of the corpses strewn across the ground. Buildings were burning, people were dying, and the Rockets were causing all of it. Jesse’s Lickitung and new Vileplume were rendering the citizens helpless, while James, Persian (newly evolved from their Meowth), and the other Admins did the real killing. The carnage was so intense that Giovanni himself came to watch from his private helicopter. “I always knew my top Admins would be able to pull this off, someday.” He smirked and pulled out a map of Kanto. “First Celadon… Now Saffron… And next,” he jabbed his finger down hard on the map, “Indigo Plateau.” This was going to be fun. Below him, the Rockets were still showing no mercy. Tears streamed down a young boy’s cheek. “No, please! Not Happy!” One of the lower-level Admins was taking the boy’s Butterfree. “It gets taken or it dies, kid!” he sneered. The young man watched, speechless, as the Admin-Grunt ran away with his Pokémon. “Richie!” a voice cried in the distance. “Ash! I’m so glad you’re here!” “Richie, what’s happening here?” asked Ash. Richie sweatdropped. “Oh, nothing, we’re just having a little tea party! Saffron’s being attacked by Rockets, you retard! They took Happy!” Tears welled up in the young man’s eyes. “Hey, don’t worry, pal,” Ash tried to comfort his friend. “I’ll help out! Everyone, I choose you!” Out popped Charizard, Snorlax, Pidgeot, Primeape, Gengar and Pikachu. Snorlax had gotten used to staying awake and Charizard started to obey Ash. He addressed Charizard, Pidgeot and Pikachu. “Charizard, you try to help the other trainers defend their Pokémon! Pidgeot, take Pikachu and try to find the head of this plan…” He thought for a moment. “It must be Giovanni! Alright! The rest of you, come with me!” Giovanni was watching with binoculars and a super-hearing earpiece. “Grah!” he grunted. “These brats are always interfering with my plans!” He called on his own Pokémon: Kingler, Cloyster, Rhydon, Golem and Machamp. Persian stayed with him. Period. He motioned to his driver to set the copter down. As it landed, Ash’s Pidgeot and Pikachu had caught up. Giovanni smirked and called on Golem and Rhydon. “Golem, Rock Blast,” he said calmly. Golem blasted parts of his rock-shell towards Pidgeot, and they hit the base of its wing. Pidgeot squawked and fell to the ground. “Pika! Pika pi!” Pikachu said angrily. “Rhydon, Dig.” Rhydon kicked up loads of dirt into a pile next to itself. ‘Oh no! How can I tell where Golem’ll end up?’ thought Pikachu. As if on cue, Golem crashed into Pikachu from below, sending him several feet up and away. Pikachu cried out in pain as he hit the ground hard. He thought he heard something crack, and, sure enough, when he tried to get up his legs gave in and he collapsed again. Jesse, James and Persian suddenly showed up out of nowhere and captured Pikachu In an electricity-proof glass jar. Once again, they heard that ‘twerpy’ voice. “Team Rocket!” He looked towards Giovanni. “PIKACHU! Snorlax, Gengar! Go get ‘em!” Gengar used night shade and Snorlax charged up a Focus Punch. But Giovanni’s reflexes were faster. He called upon his Cloyster. “Ice Beam,” he said coolly. The attack froze both Pokémon in their tracks. As they struggled to get free, Ash sent out his Primeape. “Use Cross Chop on Golem!” But once again, Giovanni was too quick for him. Golem leaped out of the way and parried with a devastating Rollout. Ash pulled out a whistle and blew on it. His Charizard immediately appeared by his side. “Charizard, use Blast Burn!” Blast Burn…. SHOULD finish them… Charizard fired the gigantic fire ball, directly hitting Cloyster as it withdrew into its shell. However, despite the move’s immense power, due to the type disadvantage, Cloyster was not majorly damaged. Ash knew that it was over; Charizard needed to recharge! “Cloyster, Hydro Pump.” The blast of water immediately sent Charizard flying and, luckily, before he could hit the ground, he was recalled by Ash, who gathered up the rest of his Pokémon except for Pikachu who was still held tight by Jessie and James and ran off. “Here you go, Boss!” Jessie, James and Persian said in chorus. They were wearing gigantic grins on their faces. “Excellent work, you two. I think I’ll have you promoted to Executives. You’ll be getting paid $20.50 an hour now.” Jessie imagined how much she worked, times 20.5… It was official! They were rich! *Jame’s thoughts* Food, food and more food! ^_^ Persian’s thoughts: I might go and buy me a fine silk collar, maybe perhaps a personal trainer. Jessie’s thoughts: Clothes! Jewels! FAME! Jessie sighed as they walked along the road and scoffed. “I wish!” she said in dismay. “How could we ever accomplish that? We get whomped every time by that twerp!” James sighed too. “Yes, but a man can dream, can’t he?” Meowth put his fingers to his lips. “Shut your trap, you two! Can’t you hear the twerps coming down the road?” They hid and prepared for another attempt at capturing Pikachu. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Whaddaya think? How’d I do? Remember, I love reviews! It’ll be a series too!