The Legend of Zelda: Fountains of Mystery
By FerreTrip
Genre--Cross-Over
FerreTrip@thewoodwards.net
Part 2
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    Last time, we meet up with Link, and his life in Kakariko Village; and our co-main character, Mewtwo, along with a spoiler for a certain Pokémon Channel toon...an event was taking place, and he had to help put up a banner. While doing so, he found some very good information: a legend of a fountain, that Millenium Town's built on, or rumers say. Then, back in Hyrule, Link meets up with everyone's favorate fairy, Navi!!! Will he be able to put up with the insanity she constantly delivers?! What will happen when Mewtwo tries to find the spring?? FIND OUT!!! ...Oh, gawd...I'm starting to sound like an announser...
    >You are. Get on with it already...<
    Shut up, Mewtwo...
    "I'm with him!" "YEAH!"
    Link, Navi...O_o;; MEWTWO! LINK! NAVI! PLACES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
    >""OK!""<*heads off for places*
    Finally...Sorry about that...ok, ya'll, LET'S ROCKAROUND!!! PaRt TwO! 2!


    Link was shocked. He had heard in legends about this one kid who had a fairy, named Navi...that kid saved Hyrule for the first time...he had sealed away this one evil thing, the name escapes him now, who had returned many times before. Right now, he was sealed away. Link was named after the boy who saved Hyrule. This little, snotty, thing...IS THE GUIDE APPOINTED TO THE FIRST LINK?!
    "Hoooollllyyyyy shit," he said. Navi chuckled. "HAH! Yep, I'm that fairy in the legend passed down by the royal family, so, the thing is...I'm supposed to drop from--"
    Suddenly, an invisible, tiny hand came up and clapped her tiny mouth, muffling her words. She heard a voice in her ear, saying, "If you don't shut up now, you're gonna blow up the 4th wall with DYNAMITE, so shut it." She felt it lift, and immediatly said to the thoroughly confused Link, "Sorry, I kinda do that rarely...EHHH-heheheheheh!" Link sweat-dropped. So did Navi as she laughed, on a small scale.
    "AAAnyway," she said, getting back to buisiness, "you have a little surprise. Come on in, and go into the kitchen..." She then flew into a window. Whitch, unfortionatlly, was a 2 pane push-up, and she flew into the top pane, thus smacking her head real bad, and letting out a surprised "Neah!" Link laughed.
    When they got in, Link went into the kitchen immediatly. When he got in, he gasped. If he had been holding anything, he would have dropped it.
    There, tied to a chair, was his mother. On seeing her son, she began yelling into the gag in her mouth, and moving as if to break the ropes. "MOM!" Link screamed, and ran over. After looking her over, he looked at Navi, floating behind him.
    "Did you do this?!" he demanded. "NO!! I'm just a fairy, you know. I can't do all this!" He looked at his Mom. She calmly shook her head. Turning back to Navi, Link said, "Ok, you're off the hook. Now, Mom, hold still for a min., would you?" he asked his mother. She nodded. He went to a drawer, opened it, and a clatter of cutlery rang. He carefully chose a small, but sharp, knife. He turned back to his mother, and very carefully, cut the ropes off. She stood up, and ripped the gag from her mouth.
    "MAN, I'm glad that's outta my mouth!!!" were the first words she said after the gag was out of her mouth. It turns out, the gag was (gross-out warning) an old sock that had been in the old sock drawer at the bottom of the basement for a year, UNWASHED AND THE LAST USE WAS FOR A MARATHON!!! So, you can expect that she immediatly rinsed her mouth out with soap and water
thoroughly, very. When that was done, she said those words, and then just gasped for air.
    When she calmed down, she told them what the gag was. Navi turned green. Link made the world's greatest grossed-out face ever. "Yeah, I know," Link's Mom shuddered.
    "Well, what happened?" Navi asked, returning to her natural blue color. Link agreed. "Uh-huh! I wanna know, too!" Mom(no, not mine! Link's! Do you think I'd keep on writing 'Link's' every time?!) looked at them, and sighed. "Do you really want to know?" Link nodded, Navi bounced in mid-air. Mom sighed again. "Ok, I'll tell you. It was--HIM!" she suddenly shouted, and pointed to a man in the window. He sweat-dropped for a split-second, and crashed thruogh. """AHHHHHH!!!"""(btw, when I do that(""" """) I am having all 3 char.s say the same thing at once)
    The man was dressed oddly. He had on a black berrét, and a black jumpsuit with an R in front. He also had small, odd orbs around his belt. Half-red, half-white, colors divided by a black line with a circle in it. In fact, it resembled the chalk lines in the center of a soccer(yes, they have soccer in Hyrule, it's hidden in the games ~_^) feild. "He tied me up!! That strangely dressed man! He gaged me!! Those balls he has on his belt contain monsters that say the same thing over and over!!" Mom yelled, and Link drew his sword(he has a class on swordplay after school). Out of the blue, Navi flew up to the man, who took no notice. She glew yellow, and called out, "Watch out!" This all happened in the matter of a fraction of a second. Link blinked(hey, that rhymed^_^).
    "Huh?" was all he could say, before the man tried to punch him. He hit. "GHAAOOWW!!" Link yelled, as the blow hit. He staggered back into his Mom, who ran to the back of the room. "NAVI, WHAT THE HECK--" and those were the magic words! Time seemed to freeze, as Navi flew at Link, and simply said, "This thing is called a Rocket Grunt. He has monsters inside those balls on his belt, so watch out! If you defeat all the monsters, he will just crumple to the ground, for some odd reason. Hit him then!!" when she flew back to the grunt, time started again. Ling was amazed. So, this is what she did to help the first Link! When he met a monster he had no clue what it is, and how to beat it, He just had to ask what it was, and Navi somehow froze time to tell him. THAT is useful! He readied his sword, and the grunt stepped back. "So, you can withstand my attacks! Well, can you withstand THIS!! GO, KOFFING!!"
    He grabbed a ball off his belt, and pressed the button situatted in the blak line's hole's center, and it magically enlarged to the size of an orange. Then, he tossed it at Link with moderate force. He raised his shield(he has that in after-school, too), and blocked it. But, it broke upon impact! A brilliant flash filled the room, and when it was over, a great, floating, purple ball with miniature volcanoes all over, eyes looking upwards, and a skull symbol on its front, was right in front of Link. The ball went back to its owner's hand. The orb spun, and burst out of its always open mouth: "KOFFING!!" It also let out a very smelly green gas from the volcanoes. Mr. Rocket just stood, and was ready to speak, when Navi quickly flew over to Koffing(saying "Hey!" this time), and Link asked as soon as she arrived, "WHAT'S THIS?!"
    It worked. Time froze again, and Navi flew over to Link.
    "This is called a Koffing. It contains mysterious gasses, and has 2 attacks: SMOKESCREEN and TACKLE. Smokescreen will fill the room with smoke, and veil everything. This allows it to use Tackle, where it rams into you. It's a low level, so smack it with your sword...stick...thing! Wooden Sword!! It'll go down fast. When it faints, DON'T ATTACK ANYMORE! It's just another living thing, it's not a REAL monster! Grunty over there is! NOW LET'S GO!"
    When Navi flew back, and time started again, and immediatly, Grunt shouted, "Koffing! Tackle!" "Koff-innnng!" was the reply. It flew at Link fast, but the idiot smacked into the shield; Link had never put it down. Immediatly, he rolled under it, and gave it a good smack with his wooden sword from behind. Koffing went down fast. Baring his teeth, Grunt held out the ball, pointed the button at his fainted Koffing, and said, "Koffing, return!" A red beam of light shot out from the button, and hit the Koffing. It turned red itself, and was sucked back into the ball along with the light. He put the ball away after shrinking it. "YOUR TURN!! GROWLITHE!!" He relased what looked like a cross between a flame and a striped dog. "Grow-oooooooooolithe!" it happily said, and right afterwards, Navi flew at it, saying "Gloom!" this time, for some reason. Navi's explaination was this: "Growlithe is a fire-type, so it can burn your sheild! It knows TACKLE and GROWL. So, all it can do is ram you, and somehow, lower your attack strength! 2 hits should do it!" Rocket-boy ordered it to use Tackle, and Link lept high into the air, stopped above it, and flipped, causing the sword to hit it dead on. When he landed again, the Growlithe fainted. Last up, was an Ekans. "This Ekans is like a snake! It knows BIND, whitch will damage you and keep you in one place, and BITE, self-explanitory. 3 should do the trick, or 1 parry, 1 sword smack." It was so predictable, Link did it with his eyes closed. Bite->Ekans lunged->Link parried->Bind->Link smacked the tail as it flew at him. When it returned, Grunty just crumbled. "Now's your--"Navi was saying, untill Mom came and, quick as a flash, grabbed Link's sword...thing...and smacked the HELL out of the Grunt.
    "TAKE THAT! AND THIS! AND THISANDTHATANDTHISANDTHISANDTHATAND--"
    "Mom, I think he's KO'ed pretty good..."
    "Huh? Oh...oops..."
    Lying on the ground, with line-style spirals for eyes(this is animé), was the Grunt. Before they could do anything, he dissapeared in a flash. He left behind, however, a HUGE amount of green ruppies! """YEEEE-HOOO!!!""" A scramble was made there and then.

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    Meanwhile, back in Milenium Town...
    It was a fine morning, and the inhabitants of the Pokémon Clubhouse gathered to hear the story that the Pichu bros. had to tell them. To make things easier, I'll translate directly.
    "We were just lying on the top of the clubhouse last night," started the elder.
    "Stargazing, when suddenly," continued the younger Pichu.
    ""A SHADOW LEPT ABOVE US!!""
    "It lept from one roof--" the elder pionted to the roof on his left.
    "--to another," finished the younger brother, pointing to the roof to the right.
    "Then, we got really tired all of a sudden,"
    "So we went home, decided to tell you in the morning,"
    ""And so we did just now!"
    The other pokémon were amazed. What was that shadow? They began a brainstorm.

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On that very day, something was happening. A heist! "STOP! THEIVES!" shouted a store clerk, as a couple of theives ran off with his goods.
    "HAH-HAH! Man, PS2, this was too easy," said one.
    "Yeah, you're right, Bill Gates! These places in #1 that were supposed to be Shegiru Myamoto's are ours again!" replied PS2.
    "I get most of it this time."
    "No, ME!!"
    "ME!! I'M the one with the plan to take over the world, right?"
    "Yeah, but I'm the one who scammed Nintendo into making an SNES that could do disks!!"
    They were so busy arguing, they did not notice the kid in front of them. "STOP!!" he shouted, putting out a hand.
    They stopped their arguing, and halted. They looked at the kid, looked at eachother, and laughed.
    "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Do you think you can stop us?!"
    "Hillarius!! HAHA--"
    Bill Gates' laughter ceaced when he was hit dead-on with a Hyper Beam. PS2, eyes like dinner plates, looked at the kid. He was standing there, with a hand to his sunglasses, whitch were on. He was in an enduring pose, as if to take the force of a...
    "HYPER BEAM!!! YAAHHHHHHH!!!!" A great beam of light shot from his shades. It hit PS2 as accurate as a rock being dropped onto the ground. 100%. Dazed, knocked-out, and scared as heck, they just lay on the sidewalk. The clerk came running at the crooks. He looked down at the fainted duo, looked at the kid, who was putting away his shades on his shirt, and looked at the shades. He could barley tell from this distance, that the lenses were shaded a dark blue, dark enuf to make people think they are black if they just glance. They had wire, not thread-thin, more thinish-yarn-thin, rims. They glistined in the sun, as a small wind blew.
    "...What?" said the boy, breaking the gaze of the clerk, who jumped. "Oh, uh...how...did you do that?" he asked, gaining his compostre. PS2, who hadn't gotten a fully-charged beam, had awaken as soon as 'how' was spoken. "Y-y-yes...how...ow..."
    The boy looked at his shades, and said, "Well, these shades. Odd story. But, my little Pee-S2, you have to go off to jail." And with that, the cops came. The boy left, without a word. Except, two.
    "SEE YA!!"

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    The boy got to an abandoned warehouse, and went inside. He saw the Pokémon Clubhouse outside the window. He didn't bother them, they didn't bother him. He looked around the warehouse. Everything was dustyish, and there was a spot that had a few moderen things. In fact, this warehouse, still powered because the connecter is so old, the power company can't disconnect it. He had some game consoles here, and a lot of other things. He had a small training area, with targets that he would shoot at. The boy flumped down on a bean-bag.
    "WH-OOF! Man, I gotta learn about these shades someday...'cuz I can't really be me without knowing about me. Heck, all I know, apart from being a semi-normal teenager, is that I can shoot with these shades, and that my Mom calls me 'FerreTrip,'" he said, sighing. Oh, odd coincidence: my pen-name is FerreTrip...er...ANYWAY ^_^;;!!! He decided to go hook up and play with Christan Pauley, an online friend, in a game of (oh, GOD I wish I could play this!) Phantasy Star Online Episodes I and II. He looked at himself in the mirror while waiting for the game to hook up online. He was about 4' 11", and 98lb. He had dark brown hair, wiith a verrrry long braid. He had eyes the same shade of his hair, so that you had to look hard to find his pupils(I mean it). He had on a T-shirt with little Politoed clinging on it, or so the design depicts, with a blue flannel long-sleeve over it, open. A pair of jeans decorated his legs, which ended in black, leatheresqe AIRWALKs. His sunglasses, which he'd found one day when he was young, were folded up, one of the temple-peices([|____)<-these things) tucked inside his shirt.
    "Lesse...yeah, I remembered now!! I need to find that chao," FerreTrip said, as he fished out an issue of Tips & Tricks from a drawer nearby the Gamecube. "Ah, just like the ever-annoying 3rd Mission, FIND THE LOST CHAO! Uhg...if not for Prima..." his voice trailed off, as he went into the task.

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    Mewtwo paced inside his little room in an abandoned warehouse's top floor. He was restless, and he was wondering if he was going batty, as he wanted to go and find the spring. If he went back to Purity Canyon(More like Purity Hole-in-the-Ground), he might be seen by some weary traveler, or another bratty trainer. But, he needed to go back to the canyon in order to get to the fountain. He was about to make a new plan, when he heard a door slam. He stopped pacing immediatly. He knew, after scanning the building for a decent spot for a living quarters, that a kid named FerreTrip had a little "hideout" here. But, he couldn't get to the top, as it was too high for a teenage boy too reach; Mewtwo had to fly in. There was a door to his room, but it opened to an empty space, where a stairwell would be. He almost never heard him, as he slept, but there might be some chance the kid could hear him. He took no chance, aside from the change he had in his way of mind-wipes. NEVER wipe innocents that would do no harm, nor keep the secret. The latter, however, kids had a hard time doing...
    He was safe. The boy had not of heard him, and was saying something about knowing himself, or something. He started up his game, said some gamer talk, and went into his adventure in virtual reality. Mewtwo resumed pacing, as he knew from waking up from the boy's shouts about his game that he was in NO danger of being discovered. He went over the plans in his mind:
    Go during the day? HELL NO!
    The night? Yes, but what else?
    Teleport to the canyon? No, too much ruckus...
    Fly in one night? Possible, but...well, mabey.
    He eventually narrowed it down to the way of transport: Night, fly. Then what shall he do then:
    Search for an opening into a strange, new world? To tedeius, 'sides, he was looking for info.
    Take a dip in the spring? I geuss, but he isn't that good a swimmer...
    Scan? No, takes the fun out of it, and he might find something more.
    Brood? Naw, he did that there enuf...
Finally, he narrowed the full plan down to this: Night, flight, and see if he could fing anything in the spring. He remembered seeing a Mew in there, when that trainer Ash showed an amazing show of strength, and tossed his hurt and beaten body into the spring after one horrifying episode...mabey it was the Mew that accompinied him, when he left for Jhoto, after almost taking over the world? Who knows.
    About 2 hours had passed with his planning. He was worried his pacing would wear a hole in the floor, so he had stopped 15 min. before the end. While he was planning, the bright, sunny day went into a feirce rainstorm, and the Pokémon Clubhouse members went to the clubhouse to hide from the rain and still have fun. It soon turned into a thunderstorm, 1hr 50min. into the session. The frightened little pokémon ran home as fast as they could. The poor Pichu brothers were struck by a small bolt of lightning, but they went by unharmed, as they had used Thunder many times before in extreme self-defence, and were used to it. As soon as the session ended, a bolt of lightning struck the warehouse's power line, giving it a surge, and shutting down the entire building. Quite unfortionate. FerreTrip(who likes to be called FT for short, so we will do that) locks the door electronically. And he could not get home.
    Mewtwo was stunned. Without power, who knows what might happen with the boy wandering around? FT was in fact, very POed at the surge, and was letting off a long line of all the profanity he knew, or offhand at least. So, it was a long stream of "FUCK SHIT DAMN." After that had stopped, he tried training, but could only see dimly, thus missing his target a lot. So, he decided to explore the warehouse. Mewtwo was, in fact, lying down, knowing that FT could not get to him...

    FT, meanwhile, was wandering about the warehouse. "I wonder...I see a second floor window set when I'm coming in, but I have never seen any stairs. Hmmm..." he said in a low voice. He went into some rooms, and found nothing. A few crates, a LOT of crates, and a few wild pokémon who came through somehow, and were sheltering from the storm. One of them, was a pokémon he found all alone one day, a Bulbasuar. He took him under his wing, and named him Grass Boy. Grass Boy was in the 3rd room he entered, and was very scared. FT soothed him, and he became ok, and went to his shoulder. After checking the rooms, all the they found were a couple of Rattata, a Ghastly, and about five Oddish. They also found a Sentret, who also had befriended FT. His name was Goku, and he liked FT and Grass Boy a lot.
    "Well, guys, it looks as if we're gonna have to tough it out. There's only one room left to explore, and it's probally just some more boxes, and maybe another pokémon," FT said to his companions, both riding his shoulders. He went to the unopened door, and was about to open it, when Grass Boy interupted him.
    "Ba, ba saur," he said. FT looked at him. Grass Boy had this ability to sence things about to happen, he probally did this before the rainstorm. FT said, "I'm prepared," and opened the door.
    Almost nothing. ALmost. When they entered, they noticed a door, seemingly suspended in midair, but when a lightning flash came, they saw, it was on a wall, above them. He asked Goku to use Flash, and they saw that a staircase was seemingly supposed to be there. It must have somehow fallen in on itself, and was entirely out. "I knew there was a second floor," FT said. Grass Boy and Goku lept off his shoulders, and were prepared for something. FT looked at the illuminated door, and saw a little bit of he stairwell was stuck there. At a second glance, he found that only the entire center was out, and two steps from the top and bottom remained, each. FT had an idea.
    "Grass Boy, use your Vine Whip to take hold of that banister," he said, and with a happy "Bulba!" the order was followed. Goku lept onto FT's back, and FT firmly picked up and hugged Grass Boy, and they pulled in. The landed on the steps, which were very strudy still, maybe because it's made of wrought iron. The center might have been salvaged when the warehouse was abandoned. Breathing hevily, FT slowly, as not to make a sound, because one creak would echo in the stairwell for a fair bit, opened the door. What he saw then, made him whisper only one prase:
    "Oh, my god..."