Don't know how or why I thought of this. I just did. Hope you like!
Setting: A nice sunny day (Thanks to Typhlosion's Sunny Day) in Goldenrod City
(Ty is walking around when he sees a group of Pokemon crowded outside the Pokemon Center. They are talking excitedly and their trainers are shrinking back away from them.)
Ty: What's going on?
Nidorino: It's a new craze the Elite Four's Pokemon started!
Ty: I thought they were rebelling?
Nidorino: They were! Then they decided to leave their trainers and start a new, ahem, 'game'. Instead of humans catching Pokemon, the Pokemon get to catch humans!
Ty: Is that…legal?
Nidorino: *shrug* I dunno, but it sounds like fun! I'm gonna go catch me a human now! *runs off*
Ty: Yeah…it does sound like fun!
(Ty runs back down to the Goldenrod Apartment Room above Bulbasaur's where Flower lives. He knocks on the door seven times, then recites 'Hickory Dickory Dock'. The door opens)
Flower: TY! *hugs her favorite Pokemon* What's up?
Ty: Well, um see there's this thing…
Flower: Um-hm…go on…
Ty: Well…instead of the humans catching Pokemon they have…
Flower: Pokemon catching humans?
Ty: Yeah! And…
Flower: You want me to be your starting Human
Ty: Right! So…
Flower: Oh I'd love too! Do I get to go in a Pokeball?
Ty: Uh…I dunno…
Flower: Well! Let's go find out!
(So Flower and her new found uh…'trainer' run back to the Pokemon Center, where a Chansey is handing out Human Trainer Manuals.)
Chansey: Now, one for each Pokemon! Everything you need to know about Human Training is in there!
Ty: (grabs one) Let's see…Yep! Here it is! Humans can be kept in…Peopleballs?
Flower: That's original…
Ty: Yeah…you can have as many Humans as you want with you…they can use any attacks they can come up with…most humans can use the Bite or Scratch attack…
Flower: I think I can handle that…except the Peopleball part…can I just be like Pikachu and stay out of my Peopleball?
Ty: Uh…sure! Hey…I wonder if Pikachu is doing this with Ash…
(Scene changes to Ash and Pikachu. Pikachu is walking around with Ash on it's shoulder…does not look very comfortable. Now back to Ty)
Flower: So…do we have to do Gym Battles…
Ty: (reads on) No…the Elite Four Pokemon rate all the Pokemon you catch. If you can get to 251 points you win.
Flower: And how many points am I worth?
Ty: (reads more) Authors are worth 2 points…Elite Fours are worth 10 points…Gym Leaders are worth 5 points…regular trainers are 1 point…Professors are 3 points and if you can catch the elusive Ash Ketchum, you get 100 points.
Flower: Looks like Pikachu's winning…
Ty: Yeah…so let's get going!
Flower: We're in Goldenrod…wanna capture Whitney? We get 5 points!
Ty: Eh, better start small…a regular trainer and then maybe an author…
Flower: Are you implying that us authors are SMALL!
Ty: No, no! I just meant that the Elite Four Pokemon think so…
Flower: *blink* Alright then. Well…who should we catch…
(Just then Gary Oak walks by)
Flower: Oooh! Gary! He may have been a meanie on IPGS, but he's bound to be a good captured Human!
Ty: Heh, ok. (grabs a bunch of Peopleballs) Let's go!
Flower: YEAH! I mean, Flower, Flow!
Ty: Don't do that.
Flower: Ok.
Ty: Uh…FLOWER! I Choose You!
Flower: Eh, don't do THAT.
Ty: Whatever, just go attack Gary.
Flower: My pleasure…
(Flower pounces on Gary)
Gary: AH! What's going on?
Ty: Flower! Use scratch attack!
(Flower's super long manicure nails are shown)
Gary: OW OW OW! Please stop!
Flower: Oh, now with the polite manners!
Ty: Fight now, talk later! BITE!
(Flower bites down hard, her icky braces coming in handy)
Gary: OUCH!!!! Please stop!
Ty: Now finish it off with a Bonk-On-The-Head Attack
(Flower hesitates, then hits Gary on the head with her fist. Gary passes out)
Gary: X_X
Flower: Heh heh heh…
Ty: Gooooo….Peopleball!
(Ty throws a Peopleball…it wobbles around for a while, before clicking close. Ty runs over and picks it up)
Ty: YEAH! I caught a GARY!!!!!
Flower: Nothing to be proud about…its just Gary…
Ty: True, true…
(And so our hero Ty and his lovable Human Flower caught their first Human, Gary! What could be in store for them next on: Ty's Human Quest!)
P.S. Hee hee hee…Ty's looking for an Author to capture…anyone want to join Gary and me?