Flower: Hmm…that’s strange.

Ty: What?

Flower: Lavender Town isn’t usually…Sunny.

Ty: Er…I taught TJ how to use Sunny Day. He’s been practicing…

TJ: Cynda. ^-^ (makes the peace sign)

Flower and Ty: Awww (melt)

Flower: He should stop doing that.

Ty: Yah, I know.

TJ: (screams) AH!! A ghost!!

Flower: (laughs) Don’t be silly, ghosts aren’t real…

Ty: What about Ghost Pokémon, heh? HUH?

Flower: Those don’t count.

Ty: Why not?

Flower: Because they aren’t human.

Ty: But they’re still ghosts!

(Ty and Flower get in a heated argument over this and don’t seem to notice TJ being carried off by a ghost)

Flower: ARE NOT TIMES INFINITE, so THERE! (sticks tongue out)

Ty: Awww drat… hey, where’d TJ go?

Flower: (snort) Some father.

Ty: Some babysitter.

(again, the two get in an argument, as the ghost carries TJ off into the tower)

Ty: It’s your fault times infinite plus ONE, so THERE!

Flower: Drat. OH! TJ!

(The two rush off into the tower. They soon spot TJ in the arms of a middle aged male ghost)

Ty: Give me back my son!

TJ: ^-^ Quil…Dada!

(The ghost makes no moves to put down TJ)

Ty: Don’t make me flamethower you! (He rears up his flames)

Flower: No, wait!

Ty: Huh?

(It seems Flower has recognized the ghost. She runs up and grabs his hand, knocking TJ to the gronu)

Flower: SIRIUS!?!?!?!?

(Indeed, it is Sirius Black)

Sirius: Er…hello.

Flower: Ohmigod! Thank gosh it’s you! No wait, I screwed that up…Oh well! Harry will be soooo glad to see you!

Sirius: You know Harry?

Flower: Yah, he’s in a couple of my fics, come on, I can zap you over to ‘The Book Report That Will Never Be Finished’. (she starts to pull him in that direction- whichever direction that might be)

Sirius: (pulls away) No! I must go…(He starts to fade away)

Flower: No! Ty! A Peopleball!

Ty: (scooping up TJ) Er…a little busy here.

Flower: (whips around to find Sirius but he is gone) Awwwww….

Ty: Soooooo…Sirius Black died, huh?

Flower: Yep…

Ty: Bet you ruined the book for some people.

Flower: (points to first Author’s Note) Can’t say they weren’t warned… (And with that, the three human hunters make their way to a new town and a new adventure…Stupid Flower. I haven’t read that book yet… *bursts into tears*)

Fwee…that was a goooooood book. Oh wait, stole DC’s word again. I mean Yeep…that was a goooooood book. Review please. ^-^