*screams* You liked it? You really liked it? Ok, more then!

Setting: A nice sunny day (Ty taught Flower Sunny Day. Cuz, her name is Flower and all…) in Goldenrod City

(Ty sits staring at his new Peopleball, carrying his brand new Human, Gary.)

Flower: Waz up Ty?

Ty: Hi Flower, just examining Gary's Peopleball.

Flower: I thought Gary was supposed to be this great Pokemon Trainer and all. Shouldn't he be worth, like, a lot of points?

Ty: Who knows? Ask the Elite Four's Pokemon. They started it.

Flower: I think I will. I just have to find a way into All In A Day's Insanity.

Ty: Or you could just put them in IPGS?

Flower: Dun that. Lance is VERY self-obsessed.

Ty: And you're not?

Flower: Shut up. Let's go catch another Author. I'm lonely…

Ty: Aww…you have Gary?

(Ty hands her Gary's Peopleball, which pops open)

Gary: HEY! What was THAT about?

Flower: Haven't you heard?

Ty: People Training.

Gary: What now..?

Ty: Kinda like Pokemon Trainer but…

Flower: OHMIGOSH!

(Gary and Ty jump up, and see that Flower is pointing to an Umbreon…a were-Umbreon)

Ty: And…

Flower: Don't you know who that is?!?

Ty: No…

Flower: IDIOT! That's Lccorp2!

Gary & Ty: Uhhhhh….

(Flower bops them on the head)

Flower: MY Favorite Author? Author of Eskimo Jolteon?

Ty: How should I know? The only fic you let me read is IPGS. No, you don't let me. You MAKE me.

Flower: Whatever, just go catch…

(Flower turns around to see that lccorp2 is gone)

Flower: them…

Ty: Aww…how said. Guess we'll just have to settle with MewChu11

(Ty points to someone who looks very much like MewChu11)

Flower: Stupidhead! That's not MewChu11

Ty: Course it is. I've seen IPGS enough time to know your contestants.

Flower: That's a clone…idiot…don't you read our reviews?

Ty: Umm…no?

Flower: Whatever again! Anyway, we're supposed to catch him anyway.

Ty: Whatever, but you have to go battle him.

Flower: No! Send Gary out there.

Ty: Fine, go Gary. I choose you.

Gary: Uh…ok! Can I use Hyper Beam attack?

(Flower and Ty sneak glances at each other)

Ty: Go for it!
Gary: Awesome!
(Gary runs over to MewChu12 and tries to use Hyper Beam. Nothing happens. MewChu12 takes this opportunity to um…hurt him…)

Gary: HEY! No fair! I can't even use Hyper Beam.

Flower: IDIOT! Just fist-fight!

Gary: Um…ok then.

(Gary aims fist at MewChu's head.)

MewChu12: No! Stop! I surrender! I didn't know I had to be Fought and Caught! 11 didn't tell me that!

Ty: Woohoo! Free Human!

(Ty throws a Peopleball and catches 12)

Ty: ALRIGHT! I CAUGHT A MEWCHU12!

Flower: Uh, Ty, don't do that. That is SOOOO Ash.

Ty: Well, if Ash is worth so many points, he must be pretty cool.

Flower: You don't watch Pokemon do you?

Ty: No…I'm just a figment of your imagination and a Pokemon on your Game Boy. I can't watch TV. Maybe that stuffed Pikachu of yours can, but not me.

Flower: Anyway, he's not cool.

Gary: I second that!

Ty: Gary! Return!

(Ty recalls Gary)

Ty: Now what?

Flower: Uh…Whitney?

Ty: Right!

(So our heroes went to the Goldenrod Gym to find that Clefairy and Miltank are running the place)

Ty: Hey, long time no see!

(Clefairy and Miltank run in terror)

Clefairy: IT'S THE TYPHLOSION THAT CREAMED US!

Miltank: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Ty: No, no no! I just want to catch Whitney.

Miltank: Oh. Well, she's ours.

Ty: What, you already caught her?

Clefairy: Yeah, she's a wimp. You really don't want her.

Flower: Yes, we do! Flower is lonely, and one Ty, one Gary and one Clone are not much company.

Miltank: Well…I'll trade you for a Nurse Joy.

Ty: Done.

(And our heroes leave the gym hoping to find a Nurse Joy at the nearest Pokemon Center)

Flower: Uh, Ty? What if Blissey or Chansey have Nurse Joy.

Ty: Then we'll just have to steal her. If Team Rocket and that stupid Meowth came close to stealing something, we DEFINITELY can do it.

Flower: Hey hey hey! That Meowth learned to talk before you were even an egg! Don't insult him!

(So they went off to the Pokemon Center, hoping to find a Nurse Joy to trade for Whitney.)

Flower: Wait wait wait! I just want a girl to come along with us…why don't we just keep Nurse Joy and NOT trade Whitney?

Ty: You're the author! You should know! It would ruin the plot.

Flower: Oooh…

(OK! WE ARE ENDING THE FIC! THANK YOU! Geez, try to end a fic and they just keep on blabbing. Blah de blah blah. No consideration for the narrator at all!)

That did NOT turn out the way I wanted it to. Oh well, it was still ok. Hope you all still read it, and I hope it gets better!