Yeah, I like Ash, too. Most of the time…unless he's being stupid…but stupid people are fun…nevermind. Let's forget about it.
Setting: A nice sunny day in National Park…or that's how it starts…
(Our hero Ty and his human Flower are walking down the path to National Park. No, wait. NOW their IN National Park!)
Ty: Soo…what now?
Flower: I dunno…wanna catch a Pokemon Fan?
Ty: I already caught you!
Flower: Yeah, but I don't dress little kids up like Pikachu.
Ty: Hmm…what did we do in our 'Pokemon Journey' when we got here.
Flower: Bug-Catching Contest?
(A loud voice sounds over the intercom…is that a Scyther?)
Scyther Voice: All participants of the Bug-Catcher-Catching Contest, please report to the front desk.
Ty: Looks like we have something to do!
Flower: Yeah! When I was…er…younger…I thought Bug Catcher whats-his-face was cute.
Ty: WHAT!!!!?!??!
Flower: Um…nevermind?
Ty: The one with the BUTTERFREE?
Flower: Butterfree are cool…
Ty: A BUTTERFREE?!
(In the midst of this heated discussion, our heroes do not look where they are going. So the inadvertently fall down a plot hole)
Ty: MEWCHU12! I thought 11 cleared this up?
MewChu12: (popping out of his Peopleball) Didn't Flower win one?
Flower: Uh, yeah, but…
(Flower vaguely remembers throwing a plot hole far away once…)
Flower: Oooh…I see!
Ty: FLOWER! So now where are we?
(Our heroes land with a thump)
MewChu12: …WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Flower: Ooh, what? Aww…CUTIE!
Ty: What the…
(It seems the trio has landed in Vanilla Dome)
Flower: It's a YOSHI!
Ty: A whatie?
MewChu12: A Yoshi!
Ty: A whatie?
Flower: YOSHI!
Yoshi: Wee-oh! (or whatever sound Yoshis make)
Ty: A Weeoh? What is that?
Flower: It's a Yoshi!!! A little dinosaur thingee…
Ty: Oooh! And what's that thing on top of it…
Flower: (squinting) I think that's Mario.
Mario: Mamamia! What stranga creatures they hava in the Vanilla Dome!
Ty: Who you calling strange?
Mario: Mamamia, Yoshi! Ita talks!
Yoshi: Wee-OH!
Ty: Duh I talk, Mamamia's boy!
Flower: MARIO! Can I like, get your autograph?
Mario: Ah, and thisa must bea our Princessa Toadstool?
Flower: No, I'm…
(Flower's eyes suddenly get very wide)
Flower: PRINCESS?
Ty: Uh-oh…
MewChu12: What?
Ty: Flower's always wanted to be a princess…
Flower: SURE I'm Princess Toadstool! Are you here to rescue me Mario?
Mario: Ah, yes! Ima here to rescua the Princess! Where is the Bowser?
Flower: Uh, it's just Bowser. And he's…
(Flower's eyes light up)
Flower: Inside this Peopleball!
(She holds up one of Ty's peopleballs…)
Ty: Hey!
Mario: Ah! I will creama him!
(Mario shrinks down really tiny and crawls inside the Peopleball. Flower slams in shut and holds it down tight until it clicks and Mario is captured)
Flower: YEAH! Now Mario can be with us all the time, and I will always be a Princess!
Ty: HEY! I didn't want to get a Mario.
Flower: Yeah, but I did!
MewChu12: Uh, guys?
Flower: What?
(Flower and Ty turn around to see Yoshi snorting and stomping his feet. He sticks his goopy tongue out, takes in a red shell lying near by, and spits out fire)
Ty: I'm guessing that's not good.
Flower: RUN!!!
(But sadly Yoshi headbutts them and they start hurtling off into Marioland)
Ty: Is this place really called Marioland?
(Probably not, I just couldn't remember the name)
Ty: Fair enough.
(Suddenly our heroes land on something hard and green)
Flower: Well, that didn't seem so bad. Something caught my fall.
Ty and MewChu12: Yeah, that would be us.
Flower: Oops, sorry! HEY! I know what we're on! It's a tunnel!
Ty: So what do we do?
Flower: Uh, push the down button?
(Our heroes look, but they can't seem to find a down button)
Flower: Or just crouch down.
(This seems to look, and when the trio emerge, they are in New Bark Town)
Ty: Cool
Flower: We missed the Bug-Catcher-Catching Contest….
Ty: How sad…
(And our heroes end their day with a slightly weird journey into the land of Mario, and catching a Mario, which gives them 1 point for being just an ordinary human.)
Flower: Plumber, Bug Catcher, Plumber, Bug Catcher…what kinda jobs are those!
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Okies, I'm done here. Better go write IPGS now! Kisses!
Flower Powerer ^_^***