Fine Mr. Espeon2-who-can’t-wait-a-few-days-for-a-chapter-of-Ty’s-Human-Quest, here we go!

Setting: A cold rainy day at Indigo Plateau.

(Most of the Elite Four Pokemon glower down at one of Lance’s Dragonites)

Lance’s Dragonite: It…it’s a good idea…

Will’s Xatu: What were you DRUNK or something? That’s a HORRIBLE idea.

Lance’s Dragonite: Well---yes, but that’s besides the point…

Will’s Xatu: Horrible, Horrible Idea! ASH is the only Legendary Human- PERIOD.

Lance’s Dragonite: But I thought that maybe we could have Legendary Authors…

Will’s Xatu: Shut up. NO ONE cares what you think anymore. I had to go and erase everybody who ever heard of this idea’s memory so that they wouldn’t go capturing those poor pathetic humans.

Lance’s Dragonite: (bows his head) Sorry…

Will’s Xatu: You should be…

(Back near New Bark Town- Flower and Ty are walking through a field of flowers)

Flower: Flowers are sooo pretty.

Ty: What are we going to do now? Head to the nearest gym?

Flower: I don’t WANT to catch Bugsy.

Ty: Why not? Isn’t he one of those Bug Catcher guys?

(Ty elbows Flower, grinning)

Flower: Oh shut up. If I catch Bugsy, then Fury Cutter will totally be ruined!

Ty: Since when have your s-word fics tied in with your humor ones?

Flower: Stop questioning me. I say we go catch Mr. Pokemon.

Ty: Why?

Flower: STOP QUESTIONING ME.

Ty: I’m sorry. Please remind me why we should go catch Mr. Pokemon.

Flower: He has a cool name.

Ty: Oh. So. Lets Go!

(So Flower and Ty skip merrily through the towns and fields and forests and grass full of vicious Spinerak and evil woods full of ghosts and that place of DOOM. And finally they get to Mr. Pokemon’s house.)

Flower: Oooh… Mr. Pokmon lives here.

Ty: So he does.

(Flower knocks on the door)

Flower: Mr. POKEMON? ARE YOU IN THERE?

Feeble voice from inside: Nooo…

Flower: Okay! Well, I’m coming in anyway!

(Flower opens the door and walks in to find Mr. Pokemon huddled under his table)

Mr. Pokemon: PLEASE! Please don’t capture me!

Flower: Too bad. I’m gonna capture you.

Mr. Pokemon: Pokemon have been coming in day in day out- the little Pokemon want to capture me!

Ty: Yep. So do we.

Mr. Pokemon: NO! SPARE ME!!!

Flower: Sorry.

Mr. Pokemon: No! Please! You can have my…grandson!

Flower: Why would we want your grandson?

Ty: Yah…

(Ty advances on Mr. Pokemon with a Peopleball)

Mr. Pokemon: BECAUSE HE’S BRUNO!!!

(Ty stops)

Ty: Your grandson is Bruno?

Mr. Pokemon: Yes…please…no…

Ty: Flower! Bruno is an Elite Four-a-ma-person! We could get some serious points for him!

Flower: Riiight. Mr. Pokemon- you tell us where you grandson is. We want to capture him.

Mr. Pokemon: You’re not going to capture me? Thank heavens! Bruno is out back playing…he was released from his Pokemon-they found him too stupid.

Flower: Right.

(Flower grabs a Peopleball and rushes out back, leaving Ty with Mr. Pokemon)

Ty: Well Mr. Pokemon, I feel for you.

Mr. Pokemon: Yes yes…as a valuable Typhlosion I’m sure you hate having people trying to capture you.

Ty: Wha? I meant I felt for you because you were stupid enough to fall for that!

(With that, Ty threw a Peopleball at Mr. Pokemon and caught him)

Ty: Yes! I caught a Mr. Pokemon!

(Flower comes in from the back with a Peopleball- obviously filled with Bruno)

Flower: Great! I got Bruno! Let’s scram!

(And so our heroes caught two new Humans, bringing lots of points because of Bruno and not so many because of Mr. Pokemon. Guess stupidity runs in the family…can’t believe he fell for that)

*yawns* Two of you didn’t want to be legendaries, so I made you all normal again. Stupid drunk Dragonite. Get me all confused. Hmm…I remember this! HA! Stupid Xatu! You skipped me! *is zapped by the Xatu and her memory is gone* Drat.