1,62,356

 

947 blushes

 

8,937 arguments about nothing

 

670 not-so-short shortcuts

 

452 are-we-there-yet-s

 

22 jealous rages

 

746 glaring contests

 

82 I hate yous that were supposed to be I love yous

 

753 daydreams

 

60,987 snide remarks

 

512 mallet swings

 

78 pallet-must-be-missing-there-village-idiot jokes

 

92 bug pokemon pranks

 

708 god-you-are-soooo-dense remarks

 

708 yeah-well-your-a-scrawny-redhead comebacks

 

78,231 urges to strangle him

 

653 moments she thought he didn’t know she was staring

 

82 times Togepi called him daddy

 

$5,478 that’s how much he saved for her bike that only cost $200

 

86 I’ll-protect-yous that weren’t said or needed to be

 

21 scary gyarados nightmares that he comforted

 

798 smiles she gave him

 

340 big-brown-puppy-dog-eyes that got her to go another mile before they made camp

 

875 its-to-dangerous-Ash-s

 

97 fights that ended in well-maybe-we-should-go-our-separate-ways

 

1 reason why neither of them ever did