The Aidas Part 1 -- Arrival By: NEIL DHINGRA Neil@DhingraFamily.com AAMRN/General Disclaimer: I don't own any pokemon, never have, never will. Heck, I don't even know anyone who works at NINTENDO! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- It is five years after Ash set out his quest to be a Pokemon master. Brock and Tracy had gone off by themselves. Misty still followed Ash, hoping he would never give her back her bike. "Hey Ash!" shouted Misty, "Look at that giant fireball in the sky!!!" "Ya cool!!!" "I don't know, Ash, it looks like trouble to me." Misty collapsed "Oh, Ash, hold me please, it's so scary!" "Okay Misty. You know, I don't know how to say this but, I've always wanted to do this because, because, because you're so, it's just that, I've always loved you!!!" Ash hugged her, closer, and closer to him. "Oh, thank god, I thought you never would!!!" Misty snuggled in closer to Ash. "Pika Pika chu." said Pikachu (Why am I not suprised) On board the 'fire ball', a new species of ultra smart Aidas pokemon, had escaped from the International Orbital High-Facility Pokemon Research Station (IOHRPRS) in orbit. The Aidases were reptilian, with wings in their backs and arms right where humans' are. Like a Charizard, except that they were pale white with a blue crest on their head, which stretched down onto their thick tails and on the top of their wings. The pokemon were actually in a MRV, a multiple re-entry vehicle. The pokemon had finally decided, through telekinesis, that the human race was too violent to exist. They had polluted the Earth, filled its atmosphere with poisonous gases. They stored petroleum underground, and left chemicals to drip into the water. Worst of all, they fought each other constantly, filling the Earth with wars that broke hearts and killed innocents, and most of the wars didn't even gain anything at all. They also figured that the human race was evil for capturing pokemon. Little did they know that humans tried to fix the mess of a planet they lived on, and tried constantly to stop wars. The Aidas, under not- so-good intelligence scans of Earth, planned to wipe out the human race with telekinetic, electric, fire, water, and ground powers. They had already destroyed the IOHFPRS, and were spreading out in A LOT Aidas squadrons to attack the Earth. On board the Aidas battle command ship, the AHE Dizur, the extermination of the human race was about to begin. "Sir, we have successful weapon activation in pods 175-895." reported Aidas pod tracking colonel McAyd. "What's wrong with the other 700?" asked Supreme commander Aydrie asked the officer. "Sir, you may remember, the other pods have human disablization weapons, It will take a while longer for them to power up!" replied McAyd. The pods on a monitor turned green and started targeting a red targeting cross at a human settlement. "Cancel that, they're online now, sir." "Yes, good, very good McAyd, in fact, --" "Please, sir, I don't need any reward, only that the humans all die!!!!" he said the word 'humans' with such malice, that even Aydrie winced. "Well, if that's the way you want it..." "No, that's okay sir." "But, you said you didn't want so, you don't get your promotion to General. Some advice, don't ever refuse rewards in the armed forces." "Permission to speak freely, sir." "Permission granted, colonel." "You're just going to make yourself hated by the troops like that, denying promotions to them, sir." "You, think you should take on this job of Supreme Commandeer, colonel?" Aydrie inquired angrily. "Sorry, sir, I, it's a bad habit, me speaking against, uhhh, just being pessimistic, that's my problem, sir." McAyd replied shakily. "Oh." Aydrie raised an eyebrow. "This hasn't been a problem with you before." "I, well, um, just, sorry, sir." "McAyd, I accept firmer subordination from you." "Yes, sir." McAyd's sweat trickled down his face. Aydrie sighed, "Dismissed." In his quarters, McAyd thought of his pledge to join the inside rebellion of against the Aidas Human Extermination Group (HEG). The rebellion had found sufficient intelligence supporting the fact that humans weren't the evil creatures they thought them to be. However, when this was turned over to the HEG High Command, they just scowled, and accused information forgery. The same day, the presenters of the information had been mysteriously sucked out of an airlock in sector AX3839 of the HQ (Headquarters) orbital space station. "First my friends die, then I have to join a rebellion to do what's right. As if that's not enough, I am denied a reward for my skills. Damn, what the fuck am I bitching about, I killed myself with my modesty, but still that damn fool Aydrie should sent out of an airlock." McAyd thought to himself. "Doesn't even listen to reason." McAyd thought how ironic it would if the same moment he was thinking that, a malfunction triggered the airlock to open on the bridge and Aydrie flung out into the void of space. McAyd banged his fist on the wall and exclaimed angrily "That son of a bitch, I wish I could kill him!" He felt better that he had let that out, at least, until alarms blared around him. "What...oh shit, a bug, damn." McAyd saw an electronic video and sound recording bug on the side of his cot. Aydrie appeared in the doorway with his guards. "Guards" Aydrie nodded toward a pair of heavily armed Aidases, he turned toward McAyd "I knew you weren't loyal, I just needed to test you, pity, I kind of favored you!" he sighed. "Oh, I'm sorry si--" The guards fired crimson energy beams at the colonel, and he screamed a bloodcurdling scream that made the commander feel a pang of regret. He scowled, "A Supreme Commander shouldn't feel regret." he scolded himself. Oh well. "Land all troops" he commanded. The humans would soon be extinct, he thought to himself. Literally earth-shaking impacts rocked the Earth. The Aidas troops had landed. "This may be our last moment together!" Ash told Misty between explosions. "I know, I've always loved yo--" "I know" Ash kissed Misty passionately. "Pi pika pika chu. PIKACHU pi pika pi pika!" Pikachu exclaimed. (Oh, come on. Group hug everybody! Why the hell do I have to die alone? DAMMIT! WHY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pod #348 landed on Professor Oak's lab. Oak looked up at the enormous pod and screamed as it crashed down on him and killed him. Who's that thought Ash's mom? She opened the door and saw the Aidas troops. They vaporized her as she screamed "Oh no, my Ash will be hurt by these awful pokemon." Pod #809 malfunctioned and its reactor blew up eradicating everything within a sphere with a 100-mile radius. This would have been great, except for the fact that it had crashed into Cerulean City five seconds before it exploded. The three Cerulean gym leaders whispered one word in unison, "Christ!" Ash and Misty had sex the night after seeing Cerulean in ruins while on their way to Pallet to ask professor Oak about the fireball and earthquakes. It relaxed both of them, but they were still in despair and very angry. The same thing happened in Pallet. In both the places they just barely escaped the Aidas "I swear, by my mother's blood, those fuckin' Aidas will pay!" Ash said. "Same here!" said Misty. "PIKA PIKA PIKACHU!" pikachu happily said. (The bitches and the bastard are dead, YAY! Everything comes with a good side!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------- Ok, what did ya think? It was my first fan fiction. I know pikachu was a violent little pokemon, but I wanted to clone myself into a pokemon. Send comments and suggestions to Neil@DhingraFamily.com