Incident in Viridian Forest I was traveling along one day, traipsing through the wood. I stopped when I saw the pink thing, frozen where I stood. Eyes, blue and watery, it stared me in the face. It smiled at me, such a smile, full of soft and gorgeous grace! I clutched my chest, and felt my heart jump to my throat. The thing pulled out a microphone, began to sing, and that was all she wrote! My eyes grew tired, and my mind was switched to rest. Alas, I fell asleep; curse that wretched little pest! For when I awoke, I found I was not the same. The thing had decided to play a foolish little game. My face was marked with dark black ink, and my eyes were painted green. Oh my stars, and goodness knows, how the thing could be so mean! I yelled into the darkened trees, “Understand, this is no bluff! No matter how long I have to search, I will find you, JIGGLYPUFF!”