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Coming Soon To A Cinema Near You…

		…STARMIE WARS EPISODE 13⅜ : A NEW BLOKE…

Starring Ash Ketchum (Pokemon The First Movie) as Luke Roadstalker!
With Brock Slate (James Bond; Master Ball; 2 Fast, 2 Furious) as Old Brock Kenobi
And Giovanni (some Italian films) As Arth Rador

May Also Contain Some Females!!

An Epic Adventure That Will Blow Your Mind!!! In An Epic Way!!!

“Cannot be beaten! A Must see! Possibly…” – Hoenn Times

“Better than a turnip!” – The Johto Guardian

“It’s… very good” – The guy who winds the film tape


Luke Roadstalker: “What kind of a name is Arth Rador anyway!?”
Arth Rador: “My mother had a lisp…”

Don't Miss It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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