Family Guy meets Pokemon.
It's going to be hilarious I know from looking at the title. Well anyways I don't own pokemon or family guy.
On to the Show.

Peter:This is a strange new job. I have to clean this toxic waste up. What ever I get 70 bucks a hour.

While peter was cleaning the toxic waste up he saw a portal.

Peter:Oh a portal I wonder where it goes. We Griffins always say. If you see a portal jump in it.

Then peter jumped into the portal.

Ash: I think where lost.

Misty:You think. Your so dence.

Ash: Am not.

Misty:Are two.

Ash: Am not

Misty:Are two.

then suddenly Peter popped up infront of Ash and Co.

Peter:Hey you kids where am I?

Ash:What is that think on your back

Peter: Oh thats just a scar from that dane chicken.

Misty: Ahh not htat that bug on you back.

Peter:Ahh help me ahh help me.

Then peter throws the toxic bug on the ground kills it.

Peter: ill.

He throws it on a windshield of a car passing by which causes a background crash.

Brock: Who are you?

Peter: I'm Peter Griffin.

Ash and co. talk to peter and get to know eachother.

Peter: Well i'm not so dumb I don't let a rat on my back.

Then suddenly Pikachu shocks Peter repedetly.

Peter: Stop ;=shock

Peter:Please ;

Peter: I;

Peter: don't ;

Peter: mean;

Peter: it;... thank y ;

Ash an co. laugh.

Soon they decide to go to the pokemon center to heal their pokemon

Brock: Oh nurse joy will you go on a date with me?

Misty hits brock in the head with a mallet.

Misty: come on romeo. 

Dragging Brock by his ear.

Peter: If only quagmire had someone to hit him over the head when he got too friendly with a women.hmmm

Peter imagines it.

Quagmire: So luis would you want to go on a date with me?

Misty beats up Quagmire with a mallet.

Quagmire:Oh my god stop bam it hurts bam. This is against the law. Wait this kind of feels good. do it again.
bam bam bam bam. I think i'll call the cops. bam bam. Plz stop bam. boo hoo boo hoo bam.

Peter: ahhhhh.

Ash:Peter hello Peter.

Peter: Oh I was just um to the Peter cave.

Then peter pops into the bathroom and gets on a batman costume.

Misty hits him in the head.

Misty: Stop acting like a retard. bam bam bam Your more dence then Ash.

Ash: Hey!!!

they start fighting and fighting and fighting.

Peter: Man I know this marrage councelor if you nee...

Ash and Misty: Marrage councelor.

Then Peter is atked by fists and mallets.

Luis: Wake up it's time to go to work.

Peter: All of that was just a dream.

Luis: That was real we found you in a ditch by the pokemon center.

Peter: Oh ya toxic mutants are called pokemon I forgot.

Then Peter headed off to get savage beatings again.

The end i know mutants are called pokemon it's weird but it was funny right. right. just comment me at Jacobr248@aol.com