How much easier it would be if Ash can do jutsus This is how lie would be better if he could just use a jutsu don't flame. Situation 1. Misty:It took 5 hours to get out of the forest, becase you can't use a map. Ash:I don't even have a map! Misty:I bet you it's in your pocket right now. Ash:Your not right because if it was in my pocket then it wouldn't be empty. Ash pulled out the map and did a couple handsigns to change what it says. Ash:Script change jutsu. It chaged into something different ash gave it to misty but misty saw what it had. Ash:Damn it. Brock:Well well... It looks like Ash here can't resist porn. Misty:Ahhh! Situation 2. Misty:You lost the lighter Ash! Now we can't start a fire. Ash did a couple of handsigns and said. Ash:Pyro jutsu. He lit the wood on fire but he also lit something else. Brock:You burnt the food how could you! Misty:He can't do anything right. Ash:I'll show you... Situation 3. Brock:Nurse joy would you go out on a date with me. Misty:Lets go romeo... Ash:Let me take care of this. He does a couple hand signs and... Ash:Sexy jutsu. Ash turns into a naked girl you know like off naruto. Ash:Come with me brock it would be so much fun. Misty:You little...! Situation 4. Like in situation 3 she was about to hit ash with her mallet then ash did a couple more handsigns. Ash:Subsitution jutsu. Misyt ended up hitting a block of wood. Misty:Ahhh! Ash:Admit it i took care of both of the problems. Misty:No youd din't, you just prooved you are as perverted as he is and escaped my mallet thats all you did. Situation 5. this is countinued from situation 4. Ash did more handsigns and said. Ash:Arora flower growth jutsu. Suddenly a boquet of flowers were in misty's hands. Ash:But i got these flowers for you! Misty hugged him. Misty:Thank you Ash! Situation 5. Ash was about to battle. Referie:This is a 1 on 1 battle. Begin! Gymleader:I choose you lucario! Lucario jumps out. Ash:I got a new trick up my sleeve. Ash bit his finger a little to make it bleed. Misty:What are you doing. Ash then did a bunch of handsigns and... Ash:Summoning jutsu! Suddenly a giant toak was summoned. Ash:Knock that lucario out mountain toad. Mountaintoad:You got it. Toad blade cut! Suddenly the mountain toad took out a large blade knocking lucario out in one hit. (Sorry been playing naruto games to much) Referie:The winner is Ash and the mountain toad. Ash:Cha i'm the best! ^_^ (Wait did saKkura say that in the naruto game the ultimate ninja i forgot oh well this is my story) Situation 7. Teamrocket is here and wants their pikachu(I don't get why they can't just catch a bunch of dratini and train them into dragonites cause that is like 10 times easier)(Plus the boss doesn't even know their alive so basically he doesn't even know who they are). Jessie:Give us our pikachu. Pikachu:Pika...! Ash:Pikachu let me handle this. Ash did rashengan and was heading right toward the airballon. Ash:Rashengan! He hit the balloon with full potential and it went blasting off. Teamrocket:Teamrocket is blasting off again.(I thought they would die by now. I mean really they always land in trees or in the water unharmed how is that possible. I mean i'm surprised they didn't hit the ground and die by now) Ash:They won't mess with us anymore i hope. Brock:Ya. Ash:Well being a ninja has it's advantages. Misty:Only one thing how did you become a ninja. Ash:Easy Jacob R. payed Naruto to teach me his moves. Misty:Can I learn some. Me:Only if you promice not to use your powers for evil. Misty:I won't. an hour later... Misty:Mind possesion jutsu. Misty:Now i can finally kiss ash...he he he. Me:Stop it right now or i'm going to have to make you. Misty:Never. Me:Screw it i'm out hope you had a good time reading this. The end. It's lame i know but it was kind of funny.