Pokemon Goes Jack Ass. This is after sinnoh okay dawn left, and they watched Jack Ass the movie. Ash:Man that was awesome. Brock:Ya! Misty:We should do it. Ash:Wha? Misty:I mean do the stunts. Ash:Ya this is anime we can't die. Brock:This is going to be sweet. Ash:First Brock lets do the rent a car thing. Brock rents a car. Brock:Ya we will take care of it. Misty:Lets f%&k it up now. Ash:Ya. They spray paint it iwth pokemon names on and they take it to a mechanic shop. Brock:Hey mechanic pimp i tup. Mechanic:Wow this is going ot need some work. A hour later the car is pimped up and has in the back tyranitar dummies. Misty:It's awesome. Lets go crash it now. Ash:Ya. They drive to the derby. They crash around Misty holding Ash the whole time. Misty:Ahh Ash help me. Ash:Woo! This is awesome. Brock:Woo! Then they crash and get out of the car. Brock:Oh sh#% I forgot to buy insurance. Misty:Brock you idiot. Ash:Ya. Brock drives it back and gets the hell out of there. Brock:No way i'm paying for that s%*t load. Ash:Ya. Next the bowling alley. Misty:Ya. They go to the bowling alley with skateboards. Ash:Man i got to go down that alley. He skates down the alley. and crahses into the pins Ash:AHH! Misty:Lets throw bowling balls. Brock:Ya. They throw bowling balls at ash. Ash:No no no... The bowling balls hit him. Misty:OMG! Are you hurt Ash? Ash:Ya i kind of am. Misty:I'm so sorry. Ash:It's okay do you want to kiss it better? Misty:Don't push your luck ash. She hugs him. Ash:Okay okay. Brock:Look two love bir... Ash:Lets go do the other stunt. We need Pikachu. Pikachu produces electiricty to parts of the body of Ash Misty and Brock. Brock: Me first do my chest. Pikachu:Cha chu!!!!!!!!!!! Brock:Ahhhh. Misty:My turn my lower back above my butt. Pikachu: Chu!!!!!!!!!!! Misty:Ahh. Ash:Now it's my turn. On my d*ck. Misty don't look. Misty obviosly just peeks a little then. Pikachu:CHu!!!!!!!!!!1 Ash:OWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Okay enough of that it hurts like shit. Next to our next stunt. They booby trap a bench in the park and when a fat guys sit on it it breaks. Ash:OMG!!! That was hilarious. Misty:Ya. I never knew you were that good with a wrench ash. Ash blushs a little. Ash:Thx but we need to do the next thing. They go to a golf park and get a coupel golf carts and spray paint htem. Ash: Misty lets share one it'll rock. Misty:Oh right but i get to choose the name. Ash:Okay. Misty writes Waterfall on hers Brocks writes Rock hard on his. Ash:I'm driving. Misty:Okay. They drive and hit objects. Ash:WOO hoo! Misty:Ya this is fun. Eventually the two carts crash into eachother they get out of the wreck and are safe. Misty:That was awesome woo!!!!!!! Misty gives a big kiss on the lips. Ash anime faints but in the good way. Brock:You okay Ash. Ash:Ya. Just got a little to excited their. Misty:If you want another one i'll give you one. Afterwords they go to the next stunt. Ash:Ya where in Japan. Woot. Misty:Ya. Brock:Now it's time to get into these underwear and disturb people. Ash:Ya. Misty:It's my lucky day. They get ready and Brock and Ash go around a store and fool around. Misty:Okay enough fooling around we got to go do the other stuff. Ash:Ya now it's time for... Misty: Ash to get his ass kicked by me. Ash:I can take you on anytime. They kick box and misty wins cause she was a champion in her school. Ash:Oh man you hit me in the nose. Misty:I'm so sorry let me make it better i'l do anything. Ash:Thats why your in the next stunt. Misty:What is it. They go to a store get some diarreah tablets and makes misty eat them. Misty:I got to go to the bathroom be right back. Ash:He he he. I got a cam in their. Misty is going ot bathroom then Ash comes in and takes her shirt off. Misty:Ash give me back my shirt. Ash:OKay okay lets go to the next stunt now. Night pandas. They go around in panda suits and run around. Ash:Lets go party. Misty:Ya. Brock:Wiat for me. Hours later. Ash:Wow that was fun. Misty:Ya. Brock:AWesome. Misty:I wish i could of beaten up those girls though she wipsered. Brock:Why he whipserd. Misty:They were getting ash's attention she whispered. Ash:Don't worryt hey mean nothing to me he whispered. Misty:Ash ahhh! she pushes him playfully. They have a tickle fight. Brock:Not again. Time for the next stunt. They head back home. Misty:Lets make totidle bite Brock's niple Ash. Ash:Ya. It bites his niple then Ash gets ahold of totidile. Brock:Okay thats over. Ash:Next.., Misty:Stunt. She jumps over ash and they fall to the ground blushing. They go to a zoo and Ash tightropes falls and gets beaten up by feralligators. Ash:That wasn't funny. Misty:You could of died why you do that? Ash:Cause Brock said it would mean alot if i did. Misty&Ash:Brock!!! Brock:Lets just do the next stunt. They go to ash's house at home. Ash:My mom has to go to work at 5 in the morning. Misty:I got some fireworks. Ash:I know what your thinking. They plant the fireworks and light htem in delias room. Delia:Ahh Ash get these fireworks out of here. 5 hours later... Delia gets in her car then bam fireworks start. Ash:OMG! This was so awesome. Misty:Next stunt. They look like old people and do crazy stunts. Ash:OMG!!! That was hilarious. Misty:Ya Ash you still looked handsome even though you looked old. Ash blushed. Ash:Well you did too. Brock:Ya next stunt. Ash:Get to the place quickly come on. Brock:I'm driving as fast as i can... Ash poos. Ash:Get out quickly. A couple hours later. Ash walks in the store and goes to the bathroom. Manager:Your paying for the toilets. Ash walks out then runs inside the car which leaves and goes back home. Ash:Next stunt. Brock shaves Ash's and MIsty's hair whent hey are not looking. Misty:Ash your hair isn't messed up anymore. Ash:I'm sorry about yours though. Misty:It doesn't matter. Brock:Man no laugh they don't care next stunt. Misty dresses up as a mouse and goes and tries to get the cheeze Misty:OWWW!!!! STOP PLZ STOP. Ash:I'll will help. Ash rushes to her and uses hiself as a shild to protect misty. Misty:Thank you. Misty hugs him and kisses him. Ash:I'll do it anytime as long as you kiss me. Misyt:You got lucky thats all. Brock:Next stunt. Misty gets ready for a tidal wave. Then a wave of water rushes to her and she falls down. Ash:Are you okay Misty? Misty:Ya lets quit okay it's to much. Brock:Oh thank good next was the tattoing stunt and i didn't want to do that. They walk home tired and in much pain. Well I saw Jack ass the movie and i took notes. Did you like it cause i don't knwo what to call this i'm calling it a CO. Plz review.