Man vs Wild has some guest. I love the show it's so awesome so I was just making this small little CO to see what would happen if Ash misty and Brock were guest on the show. Just pretend Misty never seperated from the group Okay. I don't know his name because he never mentions his name so lets just give him a name shall we. His name is Joseph. Joseph:This is another episode of Man vs Wild, and this time we have some guest meet Ash, Brock, and Misty. Ash:Hi I want to be a pokemon master. Brock:I want to be the top pokemon breeder. Misty:And I want to be a the best water pokemon trainer, and i want my bike back Ash. Ash:It was an accident and I will buy you a bike someday. Misty:Will not. Ash:Will too. They keep arguing for a minute or two. Joseph:This is going to be one hell of a long episode. Brock:Shut it you two. I hate people fighting when there in love. Ash&Misty:We're not love birds!!! Joseph:I don't care lets just get off this helicopter and land in this forest already. Ash&Co.:OKay. They soon land in the forest. Joeseph:We are currently in the everglade mountians if your ever lost try to find a river and go downstream to find civilization. Ash:So lets go. Misty:Ya. They wak for severl hours and still have not found any river. Brock:I'm tired. Joseph:It's getting late so we better find shelter and sleeep through the night and find food tomarrow. Ash:But i'm hungry! Misty:Your always thinking about food ketchum. Ash:Are not. MIsty:Are too. Joseph:IF you don't argue we will find some food to eat. Ash:Okay. Joseph:Since we can't go out and hunt we will just forage some small nutrition. Brock:Like what. Joseph:Follow me. They follow him to a old log. Joseph:Bugs have alot more protein then beef does so we will eat some worms. Misty:Worms! Ahh get me away from those things. Joseph:It's wrather eat them or live with them. Suddenly Misty started eating them. Ash:Calm down Misty. Brock:Ya save some for us. Joseph:If i didn't have a contract i would have quit already. Soon they ate and went to sleep. Joseph:It's time to get up and hunt for real food. Ash:Ya i'm starving. Brock:Misty don't do it again you do realize we are on camera. Misty:OKay. Joseph:We have to get some weapons like brachnes. They got branches. Joseph:With my pocket knife i will carve the branches into spears. They were carven. Joseph:Now follow me. Look over there a rabbit hole. Ash::Hmm rabit is good but if you just eat that you can die from lack of fat. Joseph:There's two holes. So we light one on fire, and the rabit goes out the other. He soons lights one hole on fire. Joseph:Get ready to kill the rabit. Suddenly the rabit ran out of the hole and was stabbed by 3 spears. Joseph:Good job now we have to cook it. Brock:I always wanted to start a fire. HE got some sticks and tried to start a fire 2 hours later it finally ignited. Joseph:Finally! Ash:Yes now we can cook. Joseph skinned the rabit. Misty:EW EW EW EW! Brock:Calm down you don't have to look. He started cooking it. Ash:(dweling)It's going to taste good. Joseph:No it won't i just say it taste good so that it won't taste like shit. Misty:I still think it's gross. Ash:Not as gross as you cooking. Misty:What!!!! Brock:stop arguing. They eventually eat and they head out for a river. Joseph:I think i see a river somewhere around here. Misty:Ya a river I can finally wash myself. Ash:Not around us your going have to find civilization before you bath. Misty:I will bathe and you will go a 10's of meters from the river okay!!! Brock:Yes yes we shall go. Thou shall not preventith the women from enteringith the river. Joseph:God I never take baths. They left and eventually misty was finished. Misty:I'm done. Ash:Let's get back. They go back and start heading down the stream. Misty:How much longer? Ash:Misty stop nagging we will eventually get there. Misty:I'm not nagging! They keep arguing for 5 minutes then they eventually realize that the river just stops. Joseph:Wow this is weird. Well we have to find another river. Brock:Ya. Ash:Am not. Misty:Are too. Joseph:Screw this survive on your own i'm retiring.Brock care to join me. Brock:Gladily. The camera crew leaves and Ash and Misty are alone but don't notice. Ash:Wait i think they left us. Misty:Ahh we're deserted. Ash:We will have to survive with only eachother. Misty:Ash I never knew you could be so serious. Ash:We can't joke around okay. Misty:Right lets go. They eventually find a clearing and decide to find shelter. Ash:Let's build a shelter. Misty:Okay. Ash:you get some leaves while i get some brachnes. Misyt:Sure. They get the supplies. Ash:Now let me build the shelter. He builds a midly good shelter. Misty:Not so bad but who get's to sleep in it. Ash:I guess you I'll sleep underneath the stars. Ash started a fire and was shivering out in the cold. Ash:It's so cold bzzzzzzzzzz. God I wish the fire was hotter. Misty was thinking to herself. Misty:Maybe I should let him share this shelter with me I mean he did build it. Misty:Hey Ash! Ash:Ya. Misty:Would you like to share the shelter with me. Ash:Bzzzzzzz that would be great. Ash puts out the fire and goes into the little hut. Misty:Your shivering we need to share body heat. Ash blushed and vice versa with misty. Ash:Um okay. They huddle together and sleep through the night. Ash wakes up first and sees Misty snuggled in his chest hugging him. He tries to move but for she hugs him tightly. Ash:I'll just go back to sleep. He closes his eyes but heres Misty waking up. Misty:I had such a great dream.MMMM ash's chest feels so warm I guess I can just sleep for a while longer. I wish I could tell him that I love him. She then goes to sleep. Ash:(thinking)She love me I Can't believe it she loves me! I have to tell her soon. They then go to sleep for a little while longer. Ash:Yawn Hey Misty wake up. Misty:Ash eh eh i'm sorry that i'm on your chest. Ash:It's okay lets go find another river. Misty:OKay. They head out and when there walking they spot a river. Misty:Another river. Ash:Ya lets go. Misty:Ash you helped me survive thank you now we will find civilization very soon. Ash:I have to tell you something. Misty:What? Ash:I love you. Misty:You love me I love you too. Ash:Could I maybe kiss you? She put on a devilish smirk and kissed him. Misty:Sure you can. Ash:LEt's get out of here. Misty:Down the river we go. They go down the river for an hour or two and get hungry. Ash:Eh do you want to get some food. Misty:Sure. Ash:Well last night I also made a bow and arrow. I can maybe get some fish. Misty:Oh thank you. After several minutes he gets lots of fish. Ash:Misty I got some fish lets cook them. Misty:I started a fire. Ash:That's great honey. Misty:Honey? Ash:Sorry MIst. Misty:It's okay. Ash:Thanks lets cook thme. Misty:Ofcourse. They cook and eat the fish and eventually head out again. Ash:I see a house. Misty:Ya. They run into the house to find the whole crew there. Joseph:We got the footage. Ash:What footage? Brock:We recorded you to see if you can survive. Misty:You recorded everything. Brock:Yes Misty:Give me that tape. She grabbed the tape and destroyed it. Joseph:NOw no one will ever see it. Misty:GOOd. Ash:Ya that would have been embarrasing. No one has ever seen the episode except me That is why I wrote it. ya right but what a cool ending.