Misty Finds Porn I don't own pokemon bla bla bla and the title basically explains it. Narr:One day our heroes were sleeping outside 5 miles from a city... Ash: Hmm next issue I can buy at the pokemart hmmm good thing there isn't a age requirment for anything in this show. Then Misty walks into Ash's tent. Misty:Oh Ash I just needed some toilet paper because i needed to go to the ba... Ash what is in your hand!? Ash tries to hide it in a attempt to not get introuble. Ash:Nothing just a pokemon battling magazine... Misty then takes it away and looks on the cover. Misty:You perv did you go through Brock's bagpack. Ash:No that's mine i payed a good 1.95 for that magazine now please may i have it back. You aren't my mother. Misty gives it back though in a pitiful way. Misty:If I was your Mother I would of hit you... Though I really want to be your lover wispers Misty. Ash:wha...? Misty:Nothing just get rid of that...porn tomarrow or i'm telling Brock then he'll probably take it away from you. Ash:You wouldn't. Misty:No selfrespsecting female would allow porn in her enviroment. Ash:Okay... Misty:Do you have anymore Ash:Um...No. Misty then goes through the tent and finds 7 more magazines in his tent. Misty:Get rid of these tomarrow okay. Ash:sniff sniff Okay sniff. The Next morning. Ash:Sigh I better throw these away. Ash throw's them away. He cries a little knowing the only thing that made him remind himself that he was a male at all was in a trashcan. Near Lunch Time. Misty:Ash did you get rid of them. Ash:Ya ya stop reminding me. Brock: Get rid of what? Ash:Nothing. Misty:Ya just some trash. Brock:Hmmm okay. Later on durring their walk to the city... Misty:Hey Ash so are you going to get your badge today or tomarrow? Ash:Hmphh. Misty:Come on you aren't still mad because i got rid of your...? Ash:Hmphh. Brock:What did you force Ash to get rid of? Misty:Nothing important if only Ash can realize it! Ash:Misty please don't make me angry i'm mad enough! Ash suddenly gives her a death glare. Misty: um...um....okay. Brock:What is it with you two? Ash&Misty:Nothing They yell so loud that it made all the birds with in a mile fly into the air. Brock:Okay just settle it out. Misty:I try. Ash:Hmphh. Later on in the night in the pokemon center... Nurse Joy:How can I help you? Brock:Could you possibily give me your heart because you stole mine. Misty hits him in the head with her mallet. Misty:Come on Romeo. Ash:You have to take everything dear from everyone away do you Misty? Misty:Ash What did you say!? Ash:Um...Nurse Joy we need three rooms for the night. Joy:We only have 2 rooms sry. Brock:You two have to stay in the same room maybe that will settle your differences. Misty:Hmm Okay. Ash:No way i wou... Misty:I said Okay. Ash:I don't care just don't talk to me for the rest of the night. Later that night when they were in their rooms. Misty:We only have one bed oh well i'll sleep in it. Ash will you stop ignoring me if i let you have the bed? Ash:Well only if you sleep in it with me he he. Misty:Perv!!! But since i don't want to sleep on the floor and it will let us talk to eachother again...sure. Ash:Ya thx Mist. Misty:Actually I want to tell you something Ash lets go out toward the porch. Ash:Hmm Okay. They go out on the porch. Misty:Ash we had been friends all of our life and eversince i found that you know...i been really upset it's like you don't think i'm um... pretty. sniff sniff. Ash:Oh i'm sry i didn't mean to make you think that way i think your so beautiful. Ash gives her a friendly hug not to friendly though. Misty:Thx there is also one thing I have to tell you Ash. Ash:Ya what is it...? Misty:I...I...Love...y you. Ash:You do I love you too i thought you hated me. Misty: I never hated you. I htought you didn't like me since you had porn. Ash:I'm sry for ever hurting you lets ju... Then suddenly Misty kissed him which Ash returned their tounges dancing around like none before. Ash:Wow Misty to tell you the truth you might think it's creepy but i got some photos of you and i put htem in the magazines... Misty:It's alot better then you actually getting aroused by that crud. Ash:Ya misty I love you. Misty:I love you too. Then they both kiss again knowning that thye are the only naked bodies they will ever have to see again...Ofcourse not all of us have. true love so porn is our second choice. Lol comment me at JacobR248@aol.com