What happens when the gang finds Brock's secret liquir stash You know how they say Misty might come back as a main. Well lets all pretend that Ash Misty and Dawn find Brock's liquir stash. Ages Ash:13 Misty:13 Brock:17 Dawn:10 Late at night... Ash:I found this key on the ground. I wonder where it goes to. Misty:Maybe it's Brocks. Dawn:Ya lets go ask him. Ash:Hey Brock. Brock is asleep with a bad headache. Ash:Hmm he's asleep... Ash starts to go through his bookbag to try to find a lock. Misty:What are you doing. Dawn:Ya. Ash:Porn, porn, porn, more porn, condoms, sex positions book, porn. Here we go a lock. Ash fiddles with the key and opens the lock. Ash:Hmm what's in this wooden box. He opens the box and finds some wine, whiskey, ect. Ash:Oh he he he. Brock has been doing some underage drinking. Ash reads the bottles. Ash:Oh my god he has 50 year old scotch. I have to have some. Misty:Ash, your underage and did you say 50 yr. old scotch!!! Dawn:Why is it everyone i know has a gambling, sex, or drinkng problem. Ash&Misty give glares to Dawn, and start opening the scotch. Misty:Dane it i wish i had a shot glass. Ash:I have one in my bagpack. Ash gets out several shot glasses. Ash:Here misty have one. Misty:Thank you! They start pouring the scotch in the glasses. Dawn:Hello are you thinking. We can get in trouble for this. Ash:Pikachu do you want any? Pikachu:Yes sure the last time i had scotch it was only 3 years old. Pikachu takes a glass and starts drinking. Dawn:Ash, Misty, are you listening hello.... Misty:Stop whining have a shot or two. Dawn:Sigh. I guess so. After several shots... Drunk translation on. Ash:Hey Misty I have to tell burp you something. Misty:What. Ash:I was always to scared to tell you, but I love ya. Misty:I love ya too. Dawn:Hey pikachu I think my buneary has a crush on you. Pikachu:After drinking all these shots i think i like her too. Ha ha ha. I'm so drunk. Dawn:Hey ash, misty pikachu likes bunneary and vice vice and she feels the same way. Ash and misty are kissing. Ash:You want me to get one of Brocks condoms. Misty:You wouldn't know what to do anyway your always so dence. Ash:Shows what you know. I am actually very smart when i need to be. Misty:Ya right proove it. Ash:The theory of realitivity. This therory says that objects can bend space. An excellent example on how to make an example of this theory is to put a bowling ball on a steel spring mattress and put a marble on it too. The marble automatically goes to the bowling ball if close enough. Now imagine if the Marble is a person and the bowling ball is earth, and also the mattress is space. Since, that example was true the the theory of realitivity must be true. many scientist say it has flaws, but it is the one of the only theory's that actually has no holes. Misty:I think your so drunk that you said all of that. Ash:But i proved that i'm smart.(Also that is the theory of realitivity you dumbasses authors note.) Misty:Your also kind and caring and would give up your life to save you pokemon would you do it for me? Ash:Ofcourse I would. I wouldn't even hesitate. Your the love of my life my other half. I love you so much and i would know how to have sex for your information. Misty:Prove it get a condom and... She falls unconsiounce. Ash:Wow i win i stayed up the long... He knocks out soon to. Dawn:Well Ash is smart when he's drunk... Koed as well. Pikachu:(The drunk translation can not understand him) He knocks out also. They wake up in the morning. Brock:Dane it they found my liquir stash. Ash:I can remember everything. OMG. I would have lost my virginity if she hadn't have knocked out. Misty:Ash, We got so drunk. So did you really mean that you love me because i do. Ash:Ofcourse I did, though I proved to you that i'm really smart when i want to be. Dawn:Ahhh Guys we don't tell anyone about this. Not our parents brothers sisters or anyone. Not even Brock. Brock:Ash you drank all my 50 yr. scotch i was saving that. Ash:Don't blame me blame Dawn, pikachu, me, and my new girlfriend. Brock:You only had the courage to tell her when your drunk. Ash:All my emotions go away when i'm drunk except humor. So ya i kind of did. Brock:Well atleast that liquir stash wasn't a waste afterall. By the way where did you get those shot glasses? Ash:They were my dad's. Misty:Do you got any hang over pills Brock. Brock:Ya i got some right. They all grab the pills and quickly eat one. Pikachu:I never want to drink again or atleast for a week or so. Ash:Brock you will not believe this, but... Misty covers his mouth. Misty:Don't tell him he might get suspisious. Brock:Get susspisous of what?Did you guys do it. Ash:Almost but misty and I knocked out before we could so it's cool. Misty:We would of had protection anyway. Ash:Ya you had porn magazines condoms and a book on good sex positions Brock:THose aren't mine their flints ya lets say that. Ash:Sure they were, and I am allowed to drink at my age. Misty:Cheer up Brock that book my be usefull for ash and me in the future. ^_^ Ash:Ya, well Misty and I are going for a walk maybe have some fun. Misty:Where did this pervertedness come from. Ash:I don't know maybe i'm still drunk. Misty:Well i know this great open plain of grass with a lake. Ash:I wish i had my swimming suit. Misty:Who needs swimming suits. Ash:You have a point. They run off toward the lake. Dawn:Pikachu do you really like bunnear? PIkachu:I don't know...I guess i could see if i like her maybe go out to a lake or something. Bunneary pops out and heard the whole converstation. They run off toward the lake. Brock:Pikachu Misty and Ash are at...Ahh screw it they'll find htem skinny dipping when they're there. Dawn:Ya. Brock:That night stays within this group we never tell anyone. Dawn:Ya, that was horrible but pretty fun. Brock:I was asleep the whole time I drank to much. Over by the lake... Bunneary;I'm so glad your giving me a chance. PIkachu:Ya i feel so...Wha!!! Over by the lake Ash and Misty are skinny diping. Bunneary:When did this happen. Pikachu:Um last night they told their feelings for eachother. Bunneary:I mean just suddenly i thougt that there must be a reason.a PIkachu:UM UM....They been planning this for days now. Bunneary:Lets go by this Grass plain about a couple minutes from here. Pikachu:Ya. Back to Ash and Misty. Misty:Ash I love you so much I can do anything with you. Ash:Me too. Ash:Maybe one day about 3 days from now we can loose our virginity(yes you can have sex at 16 in japan) Misty:I would love to do it with you. Ash:Me too, but until then we can still kiss. They start kissing. Misty:I guess underaged drinking isn't so bad(yes it is but still i don't really get why it's so bad i mean they get to serious about it) Well that's it. the end. it was kind of funny.