Someone finally shuts Misty up. Hey again this is kind of funny and really needed to be done. Also i don't own pokemon bla bla lba. Ages Ash18 Misty18 Brock22 Misty:Ash you got us lost again. Your so dence stupid moronic idiotic and the most retarded person on earth. I hate you Ash Ketchum I hate yo... Suddenly me the author came up. Jacob:Misty shut the f$%k up. Don't you know your hurting him he loves you and your hurting him, stfu and be nice to him you selfish pig. This is your punsishment for being a bitch 1000 death sentences. Suddenly I get out a gun and shoot her. Jacob: Revive. bam. revive. bam. revive... Ten hours later. Jacob: There now be nice and end the argument back to the story. Misty: Ash i'm sorry. The truth is I l l love y y you. Ash: You do well I love you too. Then the two kissed. Brock in the background says "Why didn't i bring my camera" Jacob: Here you go you can use this camera to get a couple bribe photos. I give him the camera. Brock:Thank you. He suddenly takes pictures. That night the new couple wouldn't stop kissing. Brock: Here's a special dinner for the new couple. Ash: Thanks Brock. Misty: Ya thanks. Ash: I would give up anything for you Misty. Food, Pokemon, even life it self. Ash then smiled. Misty: Oh Ash. Then they kissed and went to Ash's tent to kiss for a while. Brock decided to leave them alone and started thinking what he can get if he bribed them with those photos. Ash: It's late I think we should get some sleep well see you in the morning. Misty: Okay. Jacob: Wait i'm popping back in I command Misty to sleep with Ash for the night, and not that kind of sleep yet he he he. Misty: Acturaraly can I sleep with you for the night. Ash blushed. Ash: Okay I mean where boyfriend and girlfriend now so i guess we can. So Misty snuggled with Ash in the Bed. Back with Brock. Brock: These pictures won't get me much hmm i still got some film maybe I can get a better embarassing photo. Brock then saw the new couple sleeping together. Brock: Hmm there sleeping together and sweating. He he he. This will make it look like they did it. Pikachu: Pika pichu pikachu chu cha pika ka chu (Brock don't do it or i will shock you) Togepi:Toge toge priiiiiii to to togepriii (Brock don't make mommy and daddy angry). Then suddenly pikachu zapped Brock and Togepi used Metronome and ended up using vinewhip to pull ash to his tent. Brock: Ahhh. In the morning the couple woke up and decided to go home since the pokemon leauge championchip won't start for a few months. (They are in Kanto again) They were walking and got to the nearest pokemon center in viridian city. Brock: Hello nursejoy how are you and would you like to go on a date with me. Misty: Brock... Jacob: No misty stfu and just hit him with your mallet. Misty:Sigh your right bam. Brock was hit in the head. Misty: Come on Romeo she said dragging him. Ash: Do you have some rooms we can stay in for the night. Joy: We only have 2 rooms two of you will have to share one. Ash: It's okay. We know what the arrangments will be. That night they sleeped and you know the arrangments new couple together Brock alone. Misty:Ash I think we should go all the way. Ash:Are you sure? Misty:Ofcourse I love you. Ash:Okay and I love you too. After you know sex they fell asleep naked and woke up in the morning. Brock was knocking on the door. Ash: Shit I have to get ready. Misty: OMG OMG OM... Jacob:Calm down heres your clothes and I will distract Brock. Then suddenly I turned into a Nurse Joy and got Brock distracted. Misty:I'm ready are you Ash: Ash: Ya. Wheres Pikachu and Togepi? Misty: In Brocks room. Then I disappeared. Brock: Where did she go oh well time to get back to Ash and Misty. Pikachu: Chu cha pika ka chu pikachu cha chu pika (Ya i'm starving and i don't want to wait all day) Togepi: Toge tog priiii pri togepriii ge priii (Ya i miss mommy and daddy) So they knocked on the door again This time the couple answered it. Misty: We woke up late. Ash: Ya. (I'm famous for the sweaty thing so get ready) Brock: You look sweaty did you. Ash: Wow i'm hungry. Lets go Misty Ash dragged Misty off to breakfest. After Breakfast they went through the viridian forest(On charizard) And got to Pallet in no time. Ash: Theres my house. Ash knocked on the door when he opened it. Suddenly everyone he knew yelled surprised. Ash/Misty: HUh? Brock: This was a surprise party for the new couple. Mrs. Ketchump: I'm so proud. snifle snifle. Richie: Ya great job ash. Ash was so amazed everyone was there his mom professor oak all his friends even gary. Ash: I don't know waht to say I'm so happy. Misty: I am too. Everyone cheered and the girls had there own talk and the boys had there own. Richie: So Ash what have you and Misty been doing over the couple of days. Ash nervously told them what happend. Gary:You got some action? Ash: Yep he said in proudness. Richie: Did you use protection? Ash: Nope. Rudy(From the orange islands he flirted with Misty): Good job Ash. Ash:Thanks. Brock: So how was it. Ash: It was amazing. I... Jacob: Time out Ash don't brag or you might get carried away okay ya okay. Time in. Ash: It was incredible best feeling ever it was better then food. Brock: Omg it's that good you love food alot if it's better then food hten i know it's good. Richie:Amazing. The girls... Melody:Did you do anything over the few days. Misty:I don't know if i should tell you girls? Duplicia: You can tell us it's okay Misty. Misty: Well okay Ash and I got intimate... Melody: You did omg how was it was it good. Duplicia: You didn't wait till you got married. Misty: It was felt wonderfull. Also my love for him doens't need marriage. Sakura:I wish I could have a boyfriend like that. All girls: Ya (except Misty) Meanwhile Delia listend to both converstaions by putting her ears to the door. Mrs Ketchum: Omg they made love my boy's a man now. After months of training of training it was time for the pokemon championchip and Ash has to beat the last champion. Pokemon Master: Lets have a good battle. Ash:Yes. Coach:Let the battle begin. At the end Ash won. The winner is Ash ketchum from Pallet town. Suddenly Misty ran to Ash and kissed him and the crowd went from hooray to awww. After the match Misty moved in with Ash. They had a wonderful time and eventurlaly bought a new house and car and everything with the money they made. Ofcouse Ash had to battle the ppl who needed to beat Ash to become the Pokemon Master. Well anyways. They live a happy life together and have babies and wonderful sex and ash remained the pokemon master until. The day he died his wife died with him also his Pikachu too. Sure it was a sad day. But atleast they died together.Sure it was corny and the title stunk but it was awesome. Plus Misty needed to be told to stfu. Well review me or email me at Jacobr248@aol.com Plz email me cause i don't know if ppl are reading these and i don't want to be stupid boo hoo lol.