Ages ~

Ash ~ 16

Misty ~ 16

Brock ~ 21

Minnie ~ ?

May ~ 18

Love, internet style

~ Part 1: Tentagurl ~

  It was the end of the day and Misty and Ash had had yet another fight. Neither of them really remembered what or how it began, al they knew is that they were getting fewer, but worse. Misty and Ash weren’t the only ones who noticed. At first Brock and Pikachu had learned to tune them out, but lately, they had both gotten really close to each others throats trying to choke the other. And quite frequently,  Brock has had to hold Misty back from a putting a permanent dent in Ash’s head.

  Of course, neither of them meant what they say, but they didn’t want the other to know that,

This particular fight was one of their worst. It ended by Ash calling Misty a ‘scrawny red jerk’ in a retort to Misty calling him ‘a stupid baby’. Misty had been slightly hurt, but not wanting Ash to see, she knocked him out with her mallet quickly ending the fight – for now.

It IS the electronic age, and all three teenagers had gotten e-mails and IM’s. Even little Pikachu had his own. (What can I say? He is one smart pokemon!) But none of them knew the others. They promised not to tell each other for fear of getting their rage through e-mail then there would be no peace at all. All four had pitched in to by two laptops. Ash shared one with Pikachu, while Brock shared one with Misty.

After a fight, both teenagers would march over to their computers and torched some poor unsuspecting person on AOL with their problems.

After this fight, Misty steamed off with her laptop after hitting Ash on the head with her trusty mallet. She opened up the computer and logged on.

“You’ve got mail” Came that wonderful voice from the computer.

She smiled. This is what calmed this redhead down!

She opened the e-mail menu up and smiled. Three new e-mails! She opened the first

“To: Tentagurl@AOL.com

From: Princess@yahoo.com

Date: 4/23/05

Hey gurly! How are you? I hope your ok with Ash! He sounds like a pain! But do I sense a bit of jealousy in there? It sounds to me how you described Ash, he’s too dense to know what flirting is. He was just having some fun with May. Don’t worry so much!

Well, my life is fun! My boyfriend, jack, took me to see a romantic movie! Wow. That’s so rare you know? I hope Ash is like that! You deserve to be taken out!

Chow!

~  Minnie”

Misty smiled. Minnie was a girl she met online. She tells her a lot of stuff, it was her girl she talked to. You know, about, girl stuff. She smiled and clicked the reply button.

“Hey Minnie! Yeah, I guess your right. *Giggles* Ash is too dense to know flirting if it hit him in his face. Me? Jealous? I’m never jealous! Oh stop looking at me like that! Ok, so I was, but she left. (Gladly)

I’m glad you and your boyfriend went out! *Sigh* I wish ash would do that! Oh… I can daydream…

~ Mist”

Misty clicked the send button and clicked to the next e-mail.

“To: Tentagurl@AOL.com

From: Irule@AOL.com

“Hi tentagurl! How are you? Guess what? My Pika-pi and I won a battle! Isn’t that great? I beat a Vulpix too! Life is good. I just wish Pikachupi and Pika-pi would stop fighting. Oh! Pika-pi is coming. Bye!”

Misty smiled. It was obvious who this smart pokemon was. Pikachu! She knew his, and Brock’s e –mail (Be cause she was forced to share a computer with him) Of course, Pikachu doesn’t know who she is.

Misty clicked the reply button and typed again.

“I’m glad you won! I bet it was a tuff battle! What about this I hope your friends stop fighting. I know how they feel.”

She sighed and clicked the send button. The next e-mail was from her favorite person to talk to.

“To: Tentagurl@AOL.com

From: Pikachulover@AOL.com

 “That’s so cool! I can’t believe your friend blew milk out his nose! That sounds like something I would do! I hope you stop fighting you friend soon. He sounds ok. Maybe I may battle him some day. He sounds like a good guy to battle!

  My friend hit m again. I deserved it though.  Forgot to get the map.

Have you ever seen, ‘You’ve got Mail’? I feel like that. I hope we don’t know each other though! (No offense) But I already like someone.

~ Pikachulover”

“Dear Pikachu lover,

    That is so you! Only a guy would thin that’s cool! You’re NASTY! I hope your friend hits you on the head for that! All you can think about is that you hope you can battle him?! What is it with guys and obsessing about Pokemon?!

I bet you deserved to be hit! In fact! Tell your friend to hit you for me!

Yes, I have seen ‘You’ve Got Mail’ I’m surprised a guy saw it. No offense taken though. I like someone else too.  But I doubt he likes me.

   I fought with my friend again today. He called me what I hate to be called! *Sigh* Maybe it’s true what they say. He and other people have sad it so much, maybe it’s true. And, do you think I’m a jerk?

~ Tentagurl”

Misty sighed. She was about to turn ff the computer and go back to camp. It was getting dark and Brock and Pikachu would probably worry about her. Certainly not Ash! But something stopped her.

‘Pikachulover is sending you an IM, do you wish to accept?’ Misty eagerly accepted.

Pikachulover: Hi Tenta!

Tentagurl: howdy!

Tentagurl: What are you doing?

Pikachulover: Talking to you,

Pikachulover: What’s it look like?

T: Shut-up

P: What?

T: Nevermind

T: Did you read my e-mail yet?

P: Nope

P: Just got on

T: SO other than talking to me, what are you doing?

P: I’m sitting here at camp.

T. Whose there?

P: B. is in bed already and P. is drinking. (They won’t say names to each other)

T: What about M.?

P: I don’t know.

P: She isn’t back yet.

P: We got in a fight and she walked off.

P: I’m actually getting worried.

T: Really? Pikachulover is worried?

P: yeah….

T: So who is this person you like?

P: *mumbles*

T: huh?

P. M.

T: Wow! Go Piakchulover!

P. Shut-up!

P: I’m getting really worried now.

P: I’m going to go look for her.

P: Bye!

T: TTFN!

~ Pikachu lover has now logged off ~

Misty turned off her computer and went back to camp. She looked around nervously. It’s getting dark, I hope nothing gets me. Every little noise she heard scared her. She scanned the area. I think I went out farther then I thought. Where am I? Misty sighed and just walked to what she thought was ahead to camp. “Ash is NEVER going to let me live this down!” She mumbled.

Suddenly a branch snapped. She turned around and….

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HA HA HA! You’re going to have to wait and see! So, review and you will see what happened!

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