ok readers. this is a fanfic I wrote after I read Pikachu's 'Where's our baby?' I have his permission to use him as a charecter.   other real people are used under the billl of rights. If you want ot be in this story I'll be happy to put you in. Name yourself give your personality and I'll get to you.

THE CLAIMER Of DISITUDE! _is that a word?_

I own things! I never took a vow of poverty, I just don't own pokemon, Dante, the divine comedies microsoft, my computer (i wish i did), the pokemon tower, air, gamefreak, taco bell, my nieghbor, warner brothers, the word 'cup', and well you get the picture.

I would like to thank Pikachu, Ace Sanchez, and my garbage man for inspirsion.
Also Trish is someone you should read.


Kevin awoke in the Forests of Error. He saw a bright golden sun shining in front of him. When a giant Nurse Joy came out of the ground he ran away. Oh he ran away from it. A giant she wolf began chasing him around and he found that he strayed from the path. A figure came in front of him.

"Who are thy?" Kevin asked while fighting a Leopard and a Lion.

"I was sent to lead thoust from error." The figure said. "Name's Ace Sanchez. You can call me Human Reason, or Acey.

"That's nice." Kevin said as the she wolf began clawing him apart. "What do I do now?"

"You must go though hell. Then purgetory and then Heaven." Ace trold him.

"Why can't I just go though fanfics?" Kevin asked.

"Sure, if you want to spoil the fun." Ace told him. "Ok, here goes."

Kevin blacked out.

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Ash awoke in an abandoned factory. A figure with a laptop sat 10 feet away from him. "Hey, sir, could you like untie me?"
Ash asked staring at the enormously thick rope covering his body. The man still sat on his chair with his pc laughing. "Please untie me." Ash asked again annoyed.
"Hmm, let me check the plot." The teen said pulling out a napkin from his pocket. Seeing the mucuss he said. "Darn, I snessed on the plot again. Oh well, I'll make one up." the man said walking toward Ash's wiggling form. "Call me kevin g., No caps."
"Ok, could you untie me?" Ash asked the man.
"Well, from what I remember this is a Team Rocket fic, so no." Kevin said with his hand stroking his chin. "I guess that makes me a member of Team Rocket. I think I'll have to shoot you now. You agree?" Kevin asked Ash who was shaking madly. Suddenly the wall exploded.
"You will do nothing of the sort!" yelled a redheaded girl with a ponytail as she jumped off her starmie and untied Ash. "You tried to hurt my boyfriend?" she screamed at him.
"Only for the sake of the best in catagory award." Kevin said stepping backward. "Hey, I thought you were just friends." Kevin said stroking his chin before waving a finger at Misty. "This is not going to be one of those AAMRs now is it?"
"What the hell is a AAMR?" Ash asked letting his pikachu go.
"Oh, these are the stupid charecters. That explains it. I'm in a new author dimension. I wonder whose." Kevin said stroking his goatee he just wrote that he got, while everyone else was staring at him. A portal opened and two figures stepped out of it. They grapped Kevin.
"We work for Ptower. The Jolt Master wants you." One of the men said.
"Shit, what did I do now?" Kevin asked stepping through the portal.
Ash watched the portal close and turned to Misty. "What was that?"
"I dunno, hey look it's a aspiring new trainer!" Misty said pointing to someone in this abandoned city.
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Kevin g. sat in a leather room. With an annoying large amount of choclate candies in front. Kevin tried some then reliezed they tasted like dirt. He found he could not edit this room at all, which annoyed him since the six foot ceiling really hurt his head when he stood up. He had never been here before, he heard rumors but nonoe had the oddasidy to write about it so he was surprized. A aura of white light walked into the room.
"You're the Jolt Master?" Kevin asked while covering his eyes from the light.
"No, I'm Frank, he's busy. I'm supposed to listen to your annoying ramblings." The aura said, white light pulsing with syllables.
"Oh, you sure are shiny." Kevin said as he put on some sunglasses the extra gave him.
"Thanks, I am often confused for a all powerful entity. The name's Frank as I told you, so what do want to talk about?" The aura said.
"Well, I broke about twenty fanfic laws." Kevin said as Frank sat down. His light consuming the chair.
"Besides always writting shit, what?" Frank asked.
"I put Ash in a minor role, I made fun of authors, I killed a gerbil, I saw Misty proclaim her love for Ash..." Frank consumed deeper in his chair.
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"Well, that is some serious lawbreaking." Frank told Kevin. "I think I'll have to sentense you to the ultimate torture."
"What is that?" Kevin asked worridly.
"You have to write," Frank paused awhile then told him. "a new trainer fic." He said relucktantly. All the senses left.
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kevin screamed to the heavens in a small town. "ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE!" A nearby 14 year old girl walked up to him and touched his shoulder.
"Mr. I'm Mish Ketcum, and I challenge you to a pokemon battle." the female said.
"You need work, Kevin said he materilized his laptop and began writting.
Mish stared at this male her age with a laptop reading her specs. He turned to her and told her to relax and all this horrible nightmare would be over. She continued to stare.
Kevin began deleting all her traits, if this was he was given he better make the best of it.
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Kevin looked at what he did and was proud, Mish now was named Nicole, who had a very nice appearance and as expected fell hopelessly in love with Kevin, who's evil empire sold and made rubber turtles. It was called, "Your Ad Here". So Kevin began recruiting people to join Your Ad Here or YAH, for short, he added some vowels and an exclamation point for kicks. So YAH became Yahoo!. Kevin decided to change it to Yahoo? after a lawsuit was filed. So aince he was making a new trainer fic he sent Nicole off. Nicole was confused and then left.
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Andrew took out his matchette and began hacking though the forests, this was when he saw civilzation for the first time in two weeks. The forests were still thick as he fell into a hole. He found a very long tunnel and began exploring. He came to a sigh reading Yahoo?. Andrew wondered what that was there for. He released his Gengar and told it to scout. It came back later telling him to follow. There was a giant metal door with a big upper case TR on it. Andrew put his palm to it and it opened. A lone figure with a aura of darkness came to Andrew his released his Venesuar to kill it. The darkness consumed it.
"Shit, my Venasuar!" he yelled at the black dark gas. Sudenly, or as fast as can be expected, another lone figure walked from the hallway. "Hey, who are you?"
"The name is not important, the fact that this goodie will die is." The dark gas turned to him.
"Goodie?! I'm the symbol of sheer terror and darkness! Fall before me, fool weakling!"
"I'd rather kill you, even if your also evil, you will be an annoying rival."
"Die!" The gas said rushing toward the other man. Andrew watched as the man was absorbed by the gas.
"You idiot!" he told the entity, "That was the main charecter!"
"Oh, sorry." He said materilizing the man again. "Sorry about that, can I kill the other one?" he asked the past dead person.
"No, he will be fun to torture or play gin with, can't chose yet." the man said to Andrew's dismay, "Name is Kevin g."
"I'm Albert," the gas said spitting out the venasuar. "I'll play too."
"Andrew," Andrew told them, "Dueces wild."
"What the hell are dueces?" Kevin asked.
"I think they're some version of two?" Albert told them.
"They use em' in casinos." Andrew told them.
"Joker wild." Kevin told him.
"Dueces" Andrew corrected.
"Jokers. I don't care what casinos say."
"Dueces." Andrew told him.
"Jokers or Sparky won't like you much, both of you."
"Jokers it is." Albert told him.
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So Andrew, Kevin, and Albert who thanks to Kevin gained his human form, became good friends. Andrew took over over all of Saffron City and started the Taco Empire. Albert followed his true passion, gave up that King of Darkness thingy and became an actor, which he was very good at. Kevin bought an abandoned city and started the greatest army since later in the Murder of One Series. They decided to destroy the world. Kevin planned destoyed all memory of the word "Dueces".
Happy ending? I think not, it isn't even an ending.

Kevin decided to destroy Team Rocket when they kicked his vulpix. Who burned half of a city in fury. Kevin had to stop giving it calcium until a the Rocket who stole it tried to sniff it and became like Frank and Albert, but with neon blue.  Kevin lit the rocket on fire and his Vulpix became as strong as his Charizard, three Pikachus, Ditto, Gyrados,  Clefable and others.
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Kevin g. was enjoying his empire when a man in a vest stepped out of a portal and walked toward him.
"What did I do now?" Kevin asked jumping up and clutching his black and gray pokeball.
"You have upset the leader." The man said taking out a three foot gun and pointing it at Kevin.
"The leader can kiss my ass." Kevin said as the man fired he threw his pokeball at his head. The man was a little shocked at that move, but when he reliazed where the pokemon went he only felt pain.
"Kingler vicegrip, now." Kevin said watching the man squal in pain he decided to stop the torture and question him.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (okay it's a wish.)
"Who sent thoust." Kevin said after he ducttaped the man to his empty bathtub.
"I am Garith." the man replied defiantly.
"Thee vilest thorn in thoust fair rose is yet as unmatched by this infamous sacrifice of perserving while flying though the wicked arms of pain for basking in this most soft glory of beauty and wonder." Kevin quoted even if he recently made it up. This prisoner began to cry. "What is this sorrow? For is thoust is weeping of the most hardening pain for all of thee blasted creation of thy glorious design?"
"No, what the hellwas that, my dragon hurts." the man told Kevin.
"Your dragon?" Kevin asked as he took out his laptop.
"Hey there is a cursing limit." the man staring while Kevin began typing to word dragon in his Ace Sanchez 85 rules to be male handbook. Under examples for rule 45.

888*************(Your Ad Here) if jolt can do it so can I.*******************888

Bobby found Kevin's empire very quickly, since it was the shape of his hand. (Long story) He was sent to stop Kevin's madness and he would. He signaled the guards to come with him through the door and they decided to knock down the wall. Tower guardian were never very smart. Jenn was next to him.
"Pikachu, think he'll come quietly?" The author until recently known as Angel*Clefary sasked.
"Torchick he's not too bright the guy wrote that one Burger of Bun story." Pikachu told her.
"Good point, I thought it was called Summer of Fun." the young female told him.
"No, it was Kill Everyone." Aki Akito told the two authors.
"No, that's your motto." Pikachu corrected him.
"I don't only kill, I paralize, mentally disturb, and run away too." Aki Akito told them.
"Well, lets just capture this guy.

$$$$EMAIL_OF_KEVIN@Yahoo.com$$$$ try it!

Kevin was watching Kenshin and was amazed how hot that crossdresser looked and wondered why Kenshin hasn't shown up yet. As that one winged guy fell to the ground the door and Aki Akito, The author until recently known as Angel*Clefary, Pikachu, and Kevin's dry cleaner all came in.
"Kevin g. first of all what's your story's name?" Pikachu asked.
"Murder of One. Why?"
"Told you so." Torchick told Bobby. Pikachu started to go ballistic. "Is something wrong?" she asked as Pikachu began jumping in circles.
"Hmm, Pikachu what are you doing?" Aki Akito asked.
"He's following rule 64." Kevin told them.
"What rule?" Torchick
"You shall never know." Pikachu said as he sat down on a chair.
"So, make yourselves comfy." Kevin told them. "What are you here for?"
"We have orders to arrest you."
"Oh, can it wait my trenchcoat just got dry cleaned." Kevin said looking at all the writters.
"No, you must come with us now." Aki ordered him.
"Can't." Kevin told them.
"Why not?" Pikachu asked.
"Well, If you hadn't noticed I'm taking a bubble bath." Kevin said simply.
"Oh, no." Jenn said covering her eyes.
"I've got clothes on, what did you think I would unleash the dragon upon the world without warning?"
"I'm not going to ask." Aki told him.
"Good, cause I'm not going to tell.' Kevin told him. "Actually I'm giving Poliwhirl a cleaning."
Torchich mummered, "You better." under her breath.
"What?" Kevin asked.
"Nothing." She told him.
"Kevin we are sending you to another world in punishment." Aki told him.
"Which one?"
"You shall see." A portal opened and there was only black.

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ok if you wish to yell at me tell me. Fact i never even read the inferno ecept the first page and page 567 and page 708 - 712 hidden fact there.

ok i know i this english is horrible but i wrote this for fun. tell me if you want me to explore the world of your fanfiction. ill read it and happily agree. well. hmm.

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