Link's Adventure By: Hero of Time Category: Cross over Description: Follow what I say. Nintendo owns Pokemon and the Legend of Zelda. I don't. All I own is Ganny the pokemon, the plot of the story, and Zach, Mark, and Brittany, period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Characters: Link: 14, Misty: 14, Saria 14, Mark 14, Zach 13, Brittany 14. Our story starts off in the Lost Woods where Link and Saria were playing. Saria: Link, would you play your Ocarina for me? Link: (Blushing) Um, sure. (Plays Ocarina) (A/N Yeah in this Link talks) Saria: What the hell? Link: Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Gets sucked into a portal.) Girl: Are you ok? Link: Ow, my head. (Opens eyes) WAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Misty: Who are you? Zach: And why do you have pointed ears? Mark: Shush! (Pulls Zach's ear) Zach: Not the ear again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Misty: (Giggles) Link: Well the name is Link and I guess I have the pointed ears because of genetics. Mark: (Laughs) Zach: What are genetics? (Everyone falls down anime style) Oinky: Spoink! (Can we get going?) Link: What is that? Zach: My Spoink called Oinky Link: What's a Spoink? Mark: Well, in our world there are creatures called pokemon. And Oinky is one. Link: Where's my sword and shield! Zach: I don't know, I'm the goof of the group. Link: Gannon must have taken it. Misty: You're talking about that cute dragon Ganny? Zach: You're kidding right. I had a bad encounter with one. (Showing bite marks on his stomach) Mark: Zach, those are bite marks of a Skitty. Zach: Really? Misty: (Thinking) Zach is so cute when he's confused. Zach: Ok, now we can leave. Link: We have to find Ganny! Misty: That's easy. He lives on top of Battle Mountain. Zach: Where? Mark: It's in the hoenn region. Zach: What eva Mark: (sees a girl) Whoa!!!!! (Zooms off) Misty: So, Link where are you from? Link: I'm from the Lost Woods. Zach: Is that in Japan? Link: (annoyed) No. Mark: Yeah!!!!!!!! I have a date. Zach: Wahoo. (No enthusiasm) Mark: (Angry mark) So, with Brittany joining the group, they set off for the hoenn region. Zach: Misty, why do you keep looking at me? Misty: (Snapping out of trance) Sorry about that. Zach: What eva. Misty: (Thinking) I wish he noticed me. Zach: I'm getting the vibe that Misty likes me. Oinky: Spoink! (Maybe she does.) Zach: Yeah, and I'm a pokemon master. Oinky: Spoink? (You are?!) Zach: Sarcasm! Skitty: Skitty! Zach: Hi there little guy. Skitty: Hiss!!!!!!!!!! (Attacks Zach) Zach: Evil cat, evil cat! Misty, Link, Mark, and Brittany: (Laugh) Zach: Don't even dare. Misty: Are you ok? (Hugs Zach) Zach: Misty, we're aren't a couple. If we are then allight! Misty: Sorry. L, B, M, O: Zach and Misty sitting in a tree! Zach: Could I borrow your mallet? Misty: sure. Zach: You all will die! (Starts chasing the gang.) Link: (Asking Mark) Is he always this crazy? Mark: Yeah. Link: Phantom Ganon is attacking! I will use my bow and arrow! Zach: You're telling me you had a weapon this whole time? Link: Yeah. Zach: I'll kill you! (Starts chasing Link with a giant mallet) Mark: This is boring Brittany: Yeah, thank god we're dating. (Puts head on Mark's shoulder) Mark: (Jumps, but not trying to let Brittany notice) Zach: (Pop out of nowhere) I like where this is going. Mark: (Punching Zach on the top of the head) You ruined the moment! Zach: (Giant bump with a two light bandages on head) I Like it if stop yelling at me. (Phone goes off) Hello? Zach's mom: Hi dear, just calling to check up on you. Zach: Mom, you're embarrassing me. Zach's mom: Are you wearing clean underpants? Zach: That's it! Bye mom. (Hangs up) Mark: (Evil grin on his face) Who was that your mommy? Zach: yes. (groans) Mark: (Laughs his head off) Zach: OK, THAT'S IT! (Starts fighting Mark in a giant cloud of dust) Mark: Mother! Link: At this rate this rate we'll never get to Battle Mountain. Misty: he's right guys stop fighting. Mark and Zach: (Crutches and casts and pointing at each other) He started it. Brittany: Mark are you ok? Zach: Why don't I have a girlfriend? Mark: (Has Brittany nuzzling him) Cause you're you. Link: Lets get to Battle Mountain! Misty: It's right there! Link: That's convent. Later when the group is at Battle Mountain. Link, Zach, and Mark find Ganny. Link: Mark, use the Biggeron sword (Throws it to mark) Zach: What do I get? Link: Uh, here. (Throws a bag of deku nuts to Zach) Zach: Come on! Ganny: (squeaky) Link, we meet again. Link: (Sweat drop) that's Ganny? Ganny: (Grows 100 times bigger) Zach: AAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTACK! (Jumps on Ganny's tail) When Zach landed on Ganny, while he marched into a city and caused chaos. Ma, L, Mi, and B: OMG! Zach: (Biting Ganny's tail) Ganny: (Looks at Zach) Zach: Want a massage? Ganny: (Flicks Zach) Zach: (Lands into a building) I'm okay! (Looks up at Ganny who foot is about to squash Zach) This is not my day. Ganny: (Stomps Zach) Misty: Zach, are you ok? Zach: Look at me! I'm cheese! Misty: Zach, there is something I have to tell you...I love you. Zach: Finally! That author was holding that back for to long. Me: What about me? Misty: Why did you keep me from telling Zach I like him? Me: dramatic impulse. Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Me: Well Misty, kiss him. Misty: Ok. Zach: Heh, allight Mark: This is touching, but what about Ganny? Link: (All bloody) I took care of him. Me: Well, Link time to go back home. (Opens portal) Link: YOU OPENED THAT PORTAL! Me: I had to. Link: Ok. See ya. (Leaves) (Back in the Lost Woods) Saria: Link, you're ok. Link: Yup. Saria: So, how was the trip? Link: How did you know? Saria: I read about it. (Points to a computer on www.thepokemontower.com, on Link's adventure fanfiction) So, Link was home, Misty and Zach were boyfriend and girlfriend and same goes for Mark and Brittany. The end Watch think? Email reviews to Bcice@comcast.net. And my new name will be Obese Jigglypuff so look for that.