Start of A Parodyssey Ok I would rate this for 13+ ‘cause it has mild adult themes and some swearing too. And crazyness. It's set only in the first series. Announcer: Ash, Brock and Misty once again wonder through a forest only to be lost... again. Misty: Oh my God this is like the 74th time we've got lost!! Brock(Holding up his map): I just don't know how it happens! i have the most accurate maps you can get! Misty: Brock... THATS JUST A PICTURE OF NURSE JOY! (Whacks him with a knuckle duster on) Brock: AHHHHH!!! (Clutches his bloody face in pain) Ash: You don't have to get so violent misty! It's not Brocks fault he can't tell the difference between a picture of Nurse Joy and a map oh wait it is never mind. Misty: Oh look there's a cottage! Ash: Lets go check it out! Brock: MY FACE IS BURNING WITH PAIN!!!! Pikachu: Hey you forgot about me!!! Err, i mean, Pika Pi!!! Ash: We'll just forget about that comment Pikachu. Pikachu: Pika Good Idea Chu!! The three of them (and Pikachu) made their way towards the old cottage where Misty knocked on the door 2 times, rather than the traditional 3, just to be awkward. Misty: Hello?? Is anybody in? Brock: MY FACE!!! ARGHGAGAHGAZXZAGS!!! Misty: Shut up Brock! You were hit by a girl! Brock: WITH A F(CENSORED) KNUCKLE DUSTER! Ash: aw kay cam dawn cam dawn! (Door Creaks Open) Old Lady: Oh hello, I've been expecting you.(Gives everyone a big smile) Brock(Forgetting the searing pain): What?! You have?! Old Woman: No of course not you dumb ass I was just trying to look like a crazy old witch so you'd run away. But now you know my plan you might as well come in and I’ll put the kettle on. Misty (whispering to ash): She's old! Ash (whispering to misty): I know it's freaking me out! They walked in and sat down on a Sofa, which shouted: CREAK!!! Pikachu (literally) Jumped through the ceiling. Pikachu (Comically stuck in the ceiling): PIII!!! Ash: God Pikachu! It’s only a creaky sofa!! Grow up yer big scaredy mouse! Old Lady: The tea's ready. Drink it while it's too hot to drink! Brock: No thanks i think I’d rather drink it when it cools down a bit. Old woman: Fair Enough. Brock: Then it's agreed. Old woman: alrighty then. Misty: I know lets play duck duck goose!!!! This kind of stuff goes on for exactly 2 hours 12 minutes and 23 seconds longer until finally- Old woman: Ash Ketchum!!! I challenge you to a PokéBattle!!! Ash: Ha! an old woman like your self doesn't have the right to own Pokémon! you cannot own Pokémon past the age of 50 in case of injury or death to your grandchildren!!! Old woman: Well I’m 47 you little runt! Ash: ok sorry then I accept your request! Old woman: Then lets go into my basement!!! Ash: No way I’m not letting you have your way with me!!! Old woman: No you thicky!! i have a Pokémon battle ground down there!! Brock (whispering to misty): Heh i bet it's just a few sticks and a pee bucket she's obviously going senile! Old woman: I heard that! Brock: Then what did I say?! Old woman: Err, Red lorry Yellow lorry? Brock: Oooo close but it's the wrong answer!!! Old woman: dang i wanted to win that mini.... Misty: Lets just go to the Battle Ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash: Yer lets go! They walk down roughly 72 steps before they reach a large dark room. The old woman clicks on the light to reveal a big pokémon stadium. Old woman: Ha ha! Now Ash, choose your Pokémon! Ash: Ok, i choose (You guessed it) Pikachu! Pikachu: Pika!!! Old woman: Ha! What a pathetic Pokémon! I choose you! Wrinklymon! Ash: ok I’ve put up with the other stuff but this is just a load of balls. (grabs the paper from Leeton's Hand and gets Charmander to burn it) How do you like that?! (Knocks out Leeton) 37 Hours later Leeton (talking to himself as always): Too bad ash didn't know i had a photographic memory and i can remember what I wrote down to the exact word! Hahahah! Credits: Written by me. Thanks to myself, I wrote a load of tits.