Friendships Never Last Hey, here's my second fan fic. I hope you enjoyed the last one Yeah this is rated err 14+ again 'cause of the language and mind blowing stupidness. Announcer: Ash, Brock, Misty and Pikachu come to a nice little town, and they are all feeling very happy. Misty: wow this town looks very nice. Brock: Yeah and it has some pretty girls too! Misty: Oh drop it Brock! We all know you're actually gay!!! Brock: Err... I... don't... know... what your talking about...(Whips out one of those thingies from the Men in Black films which erases memories, and obviously there's a bright light.) Ash: what did you say misty? Misty: I... don't... remember... Brock: that's funny I guess you must be taken aback by the beauty of this town, eh? Misty: mmm yeah (giggle) Ash: Hey look there's a Pokémart! Brock: Lets go! They ran to the Pokémart only to find... 20% OFF ALL ITEMS!!! Misty: It's like an early Christmas! Brock: OMFG they're selling master balls!!!! At $100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Owner: Yes, and you can buy rare candy for $20! And then ash wakes up. Ash: God Dammit! It was all a- Hey this isn't my bedroom! Misty: Oh he's awake!! Ash: What happened?? They were in a hospital and Ash was lying in a bed. Brock and misty were in chairs next to him. Brock: well it's LMAO funny really... We were in that OMFG Pokémart and you said, "this isn't real!!!" Then you punched yourself in the face several times before you knocked yourself out, and we took you here. Don't worry the Doctor said the damage is only Superficial. Ash: Huh... I can't remember doing that... Misty: oh and we brought everything in the store! And we're not sharing! Hahahah! Ash: NOOOoOOOoOoO! Brock: It's ok ash; you've still got Pikachu. Ash: Screw Pikachu! Pikachu: Pika!! CHUUUU!! (Shocks ash) Ash: Argh! Ok sorry Pikachu, just stop shocking me you dickface! 3 Hours later, their back on the road again. Misty: Brock, what are you going to catch with your master balls? Brock: Weeell, first I think I'll catch the three legendary birds, then maybe about 20 Gravelers, then a Mewtwo, then possibly a Mew, and then YO MAMMA!! Ash: Stop rubbing it in guys! Misty: What choo say 'bout mah momma Brock? Brock: I said she's a very sweet and kind lady. Misty: Aww thanks Brock! Ash: Umm... we've got trouble... Jesse: And make it double! Meowth: Triple actually! Misty: FFS team rocket you suck! Do you WANT us to beat you in a Pokémon battle again? James: We won't be beat this time, we've got a very powerful Pokémon we caught with a master ball! Brock: Damn they must have gone to that Pokémart we went to... Meowth: That's right! Now enough of the chit chat! Send out the Pokémon Jesse, you slut! Jesse: F U Meowth You Pricktard! (Kicks Meowth in the face) Ash: Hey, that's no way to treat a Pokémon!!! Even if it is Meowth! Jesse: Oh you can talk kid! Roll the tape James! James: With pleasure! James randomly pulls out a T.V. from the trees and puts in a tape. Ash (On tape): Get in the Pokéball Pikachu or I'll put you in the box again! And you don't like the box do you? Pikachu (on tape): Pikaaa!!!!! James switches off the T.V. Ash: How the hell did you get that on tape? Jesse: Well you have spy among you hehehe! Ash: Misty!? How could you! After you promised not to tell anyone about my cruelty to Pokémon you become a spy for team rocket!?! You Bizatch! Misty: WTF are you on ash?!! I WOULDN'T DO SUCH A THING!!! EVEN THOUGH IT WAS WRONG OF YOU TO HAVE DONE THAT!! Ash: Yes well I've been through therapy and learned how to feel empathy now and I'm not like that any more right Pikachu? Pikachu: Pi... Ash: RIGHT PIKACHU?!(Shows Pikachu a cattle prod behind his back) Pikachu: Pikachu! (Nodding vigorously) Ash: So who taped me then?! Misty: Oh so your not going to accuse Brock then!! Jesse: Quiet!! It was a Haunter that we stole! It was invisible hehe. Ash: I see. And is this Haunter in the room at this moment? Jesse: This isn't a room! We're outside! Ash: Meh. Misty: weren't you guys going to whip out a "powerful" Pokémon? James: Yes we were! Go ahead Jesse! Jesse: All right! Go Lugia! Jesse throws the Pokéball and oddly enough a Lugia pops out. Ash: Hey that Pokémon isn't in this series! You cheated! (Cries and runs behind a rock) Brock: Yeah ash is right! Although he didn't have to be a baby about it... Ash (Behind the rock): Shut up Brock!!! *Sniff* your always bullying me!!!! Wahhh!!! Brock: Riiight suuure I am. James: We've got that on tape too, if you want to see it. Brock: No! Err that wont be necessary... Anyway even though you cheated I bet I could still beat you! GO ONIX!!! Onix: RARAHHHH!!! Jesse: Lugia!! Use Pwn Attack!! Lugia uses Pwn attack and, well, Generally Pwns Onix. Brock: Onix!!! Right that's it I'm going to do something I won't regret!!(Brock runs away) Misty: Brock!! Wait for me!! Ash: *Sniff* Don't Leave me!!! Pikachu: Pika!!! The three of them (and Pikachu) disappear in the distance. Meowth: Muhahah! We actually Pwned them! James: Yes the boss is going to be happy! Jesse: Hehe! We did well this time! Now get back in the Pokéball Lugia! Lugia: Erm No. Jesse: WTF don't talk to me like that!! You shouldn't even be able to talk!!! Lugia: Oh shut up! (Lugia Pwns Team Rocket) Jesse & James: Team Rocket is blasting off again!!! Meanwhile, Ash, Misty and Brock (and Pikachu) are walking through a forest. Ash: Whew that was close. Misty: Yeah.... Brock: Your telling me! Pikachu: Pika pi pi! Ash: OMG Pikachu I'm sick of you i don't think we can be friends any more! Pikachu: What are you saying Ash? Ash: I'm saying you can P (Censored) off back to Pokéland!(Ash boots Pikachu and he flies in the air really high then goes 'ting' in the distance) Misty: Ash that was sooo uncalled for! You need more therapy!!! Ash: Don't tell me what to do! Brock: OMG Ash you really don't realize what you've done! not only have you gone totally overboard on this, you've also thrown err, kicked your best Pokémon away!!! Now your just going to get pwned by everyone and it's going to ruin every future series of Pokémon!! Although it was a good kick... Ash: Thanks it was, wasn't it OMG WTF HAVE I DONE!!! Ash pulls out a Desert eagle that's 1.2 inches long (Lol, it's a compact version) and TRIES to shoot himself in the head, but doesn't have any bullets. Everyone is silent for a while... then- Brock: Lolololololz! You've got no bullets! Misty: Ha you couldn't kill yourself! Dumb ass! Ash: Dang! I thought i had bullets in it! Ah well there's all ways next year! Heh! And so the three of them (Without Pikachu) stroll of into the distance. Credits: Written by Leeton (If you didn't know) Thanks to me again for writing some stuff that'll probably make you all insane.