The Bet This is the third chapter in my insane series. And it should be a good one. I think. Please enjoy. Again, rated 13+ or summit cuz of violence and language. And possibly adult themes. Announcer: We once again follow Ash, Brock and Misty as they travel through some woods completely different from the woods they've been through before but identical to them. Ash: Hm... Hey where's Pikachu?! Brock: Er... You kinda kicked him really far in that direction (points) Ash: Oh yer... well I’ll just catch something better than shall I? Misty: You couldn't catch a mew. Ash: you couldn't either! Misty: Oh yes I could! Misty throws a Pokéball into some bushes and you hear the sound of it catching something. She gets it back. Misty: Go Pokéball! Mew comes out of the Pokéball. Mew: Mew! Ash: OMG WTF why the hell was their a mew in that bush and how did you know?!?!? Misty: Why don't you point your Pokédex at it and find out? Ash points his Pokédex at Mew. Pokédex: Mew. This Pokémon is very common and there is one hidden in every bush. Most pokémon trainers don't know this because they never listen to my advice. Ash: Wow that’s mofo'in crazy.... Brock: As if you just caught a mew misty!! Ash: Did you even LISTEN to what the Pokédex said Brock? Brock: What? I didn't hear you get it out... Ash: You’re a dumbass Brock. Brock: Yeah? Well your a, a, STINKY POOEY FACE! Ash: OMG i can't believe you just said that! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A JINX!!! Brock: Hahaha no. Ash: Then I’m gunna have to do something really mean. Brock: Yeah? Like what huh? Huh? What you gunna do that’s so mean? Huh? Huh? Ash: THIS! (Flicks brocks nose) Brock: Ouch! OMG! You have just crossed the line! I'm going to have to- Misty: YOUR BOTH ABSOLUTELY COMPLETE RETARDS! Ash: I don't know what that is, but i like the sound of it. Brock: I bet it means she fancies us! Misty: Ok let me put it this way...(Gets out a double-ended Lightsaber (which is called a staff) and slices off Ash’s and Brock’s hands in one swoop) Ash: Cool where did you get that Lightsaber from ARGHH MY HAND!! IT'S GONE!! Brock: why would misty have a Lightsaber and why can i not feel any pain and why is my hair pink?!? This is so stupid!! Leeton(stepping randomly out of nowhere): Your right it is. That's why I’m going to start from the beginning with no silliness this time. Mr Random: (Popping out from the ground): But silliness is your style Leeton!! It's what makes you, you! Leeton: I am going to show the people I can write a sensible story. Mr Random: I bet Ł20 you can't. Leeton: Oh then it's on! Leeton and Mr Random shake hands. From the beginning. Announcer: Ash, Brock and misty are once again on an adventure. Where will it take them next? What new Pokémon will they encounter this time? They will soon find out! The three of them are walking down a road with plains on either side. Brock: Ash, Pikachu looks tired! Ash: What’s up Pikachu? Pikachu: Pi pi... Misty: He obviously needs some rest at the Pokémon centre. If you were a good Pokémon trainer you'd know that! Ash: Stop telling me how to look after my Pokémon and start looking after your own! Misty: MY POKÉMON ARE IN PERFECT SHAPE FOR YOUR INFORMATION ASH! Brock (Some way ahead): Hey guys! Stop Arguing and look at this! Brock is crouched by a small Pokémon that looks badly injured. Misty: Oh no! An injured Pokémon! Ash: What is it? Brock: I'm not sure ash. You should check with your Pokédex. Ash gets out his Pokédex. Pokédex: There is no Pokémon data on this Pokémon. Brock: That's strange. How could the Pokédex not know what Pokémon it is? Ash: I’m sure Professor Oak will know! Misty: We have to get it to a Pokémon centre first! It looks seriously injured! Brock: Misty's right. (Picks up the unknown Pokémon) Come lets go! There's a Pokémon centre up ahead! Ash: come on Pikachu! Pikachu: Pika...(Falls over and sleeps) Ash: Pikachu! (Picks him up) He must really be tired! Misty: Well you can let him rest at the Pokémon centre that's up ahead with this Pokémon! Ash: Your right! The three of them ran to the Pokémon centre that wasn't far ahead and go in. Brock: Nurse Joy! We need you to help this Pokémon! Nurse Joy: Oh! What is it? Brock: We're not sure! My friend ash's Pokédex doesn't recognise it! Nurse Joy: That’s very strange. I'd better help it right away! Ash: My Pikachu also needs to rest! Nurse Joy: Ok I’ll take him too! Nurse Joy takes Pikachu and the other Pokémon into the other room. Ash, Brock and misty sit down and wait. Brock: Where do you think that Pokémon came from? Ash: I'm not sure... Misty: I wonder what happened to it... Brock: It must have got into some kind of fight. Ash: What ever it is I hope it's going to be all right... They wait patiently for about 45 minutes when Nurse Joy flings open the door and the three of them look up. Nurse Joy: The Pokémon is going to be fine! Brock: That's great news! Misty: Now we'll be able to take it to Professor Oak to see if he knows what it is! Nurse Joy: Not yet you wont. It still needs some time to recover. I think you should come back in a while. There's a Pokémon Collectors Club near by, why don't you go there? Ash: Pokémon Collectors Club? Misty: That sounds like fun! Come on ash! Ash: All right! Brock: I'll stay here and keep Nurse Joy Company. Misty: OH NO YOUR NOT YOUR COMMING WITH US! (drags Brock out by his ear) Brock: Ow ow ow! So the three of them walk down the road towards a large building with the words "Pokémon Collectors Club" on it. Ash knocks 3 times. Voice: What’s the password? Brock: We don't know the password we were just hoping we could- Voice: This is an official club! Only members allowed! Now scram! Ash: Ok then... They start to walk off when- Voice hey wait! I know you! Ash (Turning round): You do? Voice (Opens the door): Hey Ash! Ash (annoyed): Gary! What are YOU doing here? Gary: Well I thought I’d have a bit of a break from travelling since you were so behind and the weaklings of this club decided I should be their new leader! Ash: Who would want YOU as their leader? Gary: Oh I don't know.. These people?(moves out of the doorway and reveals about 50 people standing in the room, listening to their conversation. Gary: Come on ash! You can come in if you want! Since you are a buddy! Ash: Oh... thanks Gary...(Thinking: Gary's a Jerk... why is he suddenly being nice?) Gary: Your friends can come in too! Misty: Thank you. Brock: Hmph. They walk in and Gary closes the door. Gary: I'll show you around! Ash: Yeah ok... Misty: Sure. Brock is staring around the room half listening. Gary: This way! Gary takes them into another room with big machines, all against the walls. Gary: These are the collection machines. They keep track of the Pokémon you've caught and store them for you. The Pokéballs go in here (Points to a round slot the same size as a Pokéball), And the one's you want to take out come from here (Points to another identical slot). Ash: Yeah... that’s pretty cool... Misty: So advanced! Brock: Don't the Pokémon get let once in a while? Gary: Oh yeah they're free to roam around in this man made paradise through here.. Gary pushes open a door to reveal a large room with lots of trees, pools of water, and grass, Full of Pokémon running around and enjoying themselves. A Rattata runs past their feet. Gary: It's great isn't it? Brock: Well these Pokémon are sure well looked after. They marvel at it for a while as Pidgeys fly by and Squirtles are having water fights, then close the door and walk through another. Gary: This is the Pokémon fitness and training room. Pokémon trainers train their Pokémon in a manner of ways here. They saw a Kadabra lifting weights with it's mind, a Ponyta jumping over fences, a Cubone hitting targets with its bone, a Goldeen swiftly navigating through tunnels in a fish tank, a ditto changing forms to what ever Pokémon it's trainer showed on a card, a Jolteon thunder shocking a machine to show how much power it's emitting and so on. Misty: Wow this place just gets better and better! Brock: I'm impressed. Gary: We have only the highest standards for Pokémon that are trained here! Ash (thinking): Oh now I know what Gary's doing! He’s just showing off! Then Gary leads them into another room. Gary: and this is the final room i will be showing you. The battle room! Pokémon trainers are battling on small platforms all around the room. Gary: Oh and ash... I challenge you to a Pokémon battle!! Ash: What!? (Thinking) So Gary just wanted to humiliate me! Well that's not going to happen! Gary: You’re not chicken are you? Ash: Not at all! I accept your challenge! Gary: Then follow me... They walk to the back of the room where a big platform is with rows of seats around it. Misty: Be careful Ash! Brock: You can beat him Ash! Ash and Gary step on either side of the platform and many Pokémon trainers stop battling and sit around the platform. Gary: It's now or never ash! Go- Just then there is a load crashing sound on the other side of the building. Ash: What was that!? Gary: I don't like the sound of that! Ash and Gary run through the rooms with everyone else following them to find that the noise came from the paradise room. As they walk in they hear some familiar music. Jesse: Prepare for trouble! James: Make that double! Jesse: To Protect the world from devastation.. James: To unite all people within our nation.. Jesse: To protect the evil from truth and love.. James: To extend are reaches to the skies above.. Jesse: Jesse! James: James! Jesse & James: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth: Meowth that's right! Ash: Team Rocket! Jesse: That’s right you little twerp and we're going to steal all these Pokémon!! Team Rocket have a helicopter and a big machine attached to it, and they crashed through the ceiling. The big machine starts up and sucks in the Pokémon(How original of Team Rocket). Gary: No! They’re our Pokémon! Give them back! James: I'm afraid we can't do that! Meowth: Yeah these are our Pokémon now! I didn’t bother finishing it, so I guess I lose the bet. This isn’t my best one, since it’s not even what I would usually write. Oh, and I intended that mystery Pokémon to be Marill, but you know.